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10/28/12 7:58 P

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Congratulations on your Black belt.

If you ever encounter a situation where you even "think" you might need to use it, focus on the attack and don't let up until your "opponent" has been completely disabled.

Also, there is no such thing as a "fair fight". Don't let your opponent strike first. They can feint, dance and bluff all they want - but make sure you hurt them first. Getting hurt does bad things for their confidence and gives you time to expeditiously leave the area - unhurt.

BTW - Welcome to Sarcastics Unlimited. "Kick ass" ladies are always so much more fun than those who insist on feinting when faced with real life - or who go running and screaming when faced with sarcasm, puns or innuendo.

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Edited to correct spelling. Left the 'N' out of puns. Spellcheck let that one slip right on by.

Edited by: POPEYETHETURTLE at: 10/28/2012 (20:00)
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10/28/12 5:31 P

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I'll join you on that one......I worked for 4 hours....been there a month and still do stupid silly things that I shouldn't do......

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10/28/12 5:21 P

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10/28/12 1:26 P

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Sometimes requires taking it.

I am strong & brave and can laugh at myself.

Because if I don't I know the rest of you will laugh at me so I might as well be the first and admit when I am a worthy topic.

I did stupid today.

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