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6/13/12 9:15 P

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I wish I could remember the brand of shampoo I bought a couple of years ago...but, alas, my memory is shot. Anyway, the directions on the bottle said (no kidding):

"Wet hair, shampoo, you know the rest."

If you want to win anything- a race, yourself, your life- you have to go a little berserk.” George Sheehan

"You can't cross a sea by merely standing and staring at the water.” Rabindranath Tagore



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6/13/12 11:27 A

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TODAY SUCKS!! one of the gals is "allegedly sick" so I have to work WITH THE MEANIE SUPERVISOR!!!! ...................... GOOD GOD!!! ............. Now she is P......'d off cause her stack of mess disappeared and she is out for blood!! (I cleaned up the crap and turns out she wanted it left alone!!) ................... Hippy chick!! ............ Oh well ............... this too shall pass!! (:

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6/12/12 10:34 P

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2BD your kinder than I would have been!


AND Tim I laughed so hard, that was so funny! Maybe you can cover it up next year , so people will not think you are getting all excited by yourself in the bathroom..... emoticon



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Well Chris ........... tkx for the imput .......... I kept my cheery wit ...... But why she went off was 'cause a Nurse asked her where the log book was kept for tracking all of the stuff signed out to patients ............. (she is supposed to be taking that after so many days) ......... and she FORGOT all about it .......... I had already left for the day and she felt like a deer in the headlights when asked could not find it! (And my dork-wad co-workers, God Bless them: did not know either since they are off limits! .............. She actually made an ass of herself ....... so all is well that ends well ( l ) .......... (this is my diagram of a butt) ............... lol .................

Now back to REALLY important stuff: sooooooo what is the decision about which TP to use? ............ And can we squeeze it?? ............... (the Q. of the hour) ..........
AND LAST ................. Is there an expiration date on the stuff? (TP I mean) ......... Can you just see a really STUPID PERSON pitching it out and when asked "Why?" they answer ............ "Well ........... I dunno .............. it were IXpired" ............

Edited by: 2BDYNAMIC at: 6/12/2012 (21:41)
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Only if you turn it inside out. I'd still hve to see it, just upside down.

HO! HO! HO!

becomes

ĦOH ĦOH ĦOH

What's up with that? That's not what Santa says. That's what Mrs Claus says when she goes over to visit the elves at the workshop while Santa is out riding Rudolph.

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I would be reporting her sorry ass to HR, she need to not do that! Plus there is probably some policy that she violated....!

And Tim I'm sorry you have to put up with Holly toilet paper........but it it came off the back you would not have to see IT!!!! LOLOLOL emoticon



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Thank you ............ It was really sweet of you ............ (I think she might have felt sheepish' afterwards ............... When I came back from lunch, she was trying to 'schmooze' me ................... ( emoticon ) ............ Ok whatever ............... I will just carry on ................. thanks again and have a super day .....

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2BDYNAMIC my boss did that once to me... We have a different type of relationship though. I told him to f-off and if he ever wanted to yell at me again to do it in the privacy of an office with the door closed... He and I fight like brother and sister though except he's the brother I never wanted :-)

Have faith that doing what your supervisor did makes her look like an @ss not you.

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One more thing ......... though I SHOULD keep private .......... I will say anyway: Today I should have NOT gotten out of bed ......... My supervisor (a woman much younger than i) took today to REAM MY BUTT GOOD in front of an audience .............. a complete department and my co-worker as well .................... (: ..............
I took it like man ............. (but made no apologies)
She does not like my OCD ways ............ of cleaning, etc ................... sO I need to change ............ WELL ANYWAY ............. i came here and you all made me laugh!! THANK YOU ALL ......................... You are great!!

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I think maybe it is for the 'very elect' that instructions are on every purchase we obtain .......... THE VERY STUPID ............... Will not get it unless they are instructed in A-B-C fashion ............ and even that .......... they may have to have it all explained ......... And I try not to ever buy any of those Christmas Holly Jolly or mistletoe TP rolls ............. (Our household is allergic!) ................ (and no one wants a pine needle in their bum!!) .......... certainly not I ............ lolololololol ................ :) .................... emoticon ..... (no thanks) .................

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6/12/12 7:54 A

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How dumb is that? Toilet paper must fall from the front! If you buy the printed stuff like the ugly-assed Christmas roll that somehow get into my house every December you would know that you cannot read the HO! HO! HO! unless it falls off the front. Otherwise is says OH! OH! OH! and I do not want to hear that coming out of my bathroom.

They should have instruction labels on the TP roll.

And why would it want to see this: emoticon on a TP roll wrapper. There is something about recycled seeing that symbol that makes me think the toilet paper is recycled ... ewww!

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6/12/12 7:43 A

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toilet paper should fall from the back LOLOLOLOLOL !!!! as for the toothpaste as long as the cap gets put back on... I'm just saying.



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I DO think there should be clear instructions on toothpaste as to WHERE one should squeeze! ............. I believe this may be a major reason why many marriages come apart ............. That and hanging the toilet paper upside down ........ oops, I mean backwards ............ It shOULD hang like a water fall ............. THEREFORE, I am saying instructions SHOULD be on the TP as well .............. (another thing that raises its ugly head, thereby crumbling even the hard core loving couples ............. Enough said.

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Ok Chris .......... You are right .......... But for one last comment, I polled a random man on the street for his input .............. (my Hubby) lol .......... I asked him if he knew WHY there was an expiration date on the sour cream? ............ He said, "I think a chemical change takes place." ........ ( double durr-- emoticon ........... Well, if memory serves (and some days I question it) .................... Seems I opened the lid and to my dismay found MOLD ............ (I do not think it was the blue cheese container unless my memory has failed) ................. emoticon

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Oh you guys..... really do know how to run with something! emoticon Re: lotion it can be used for many purposes .. emoticon curdled sour cream that is cottage cheese.... clearly this person is NOT wrapped right!



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Ok ........... Not my fault ......... a co-worker just shared ......... she thinks cottage cheese IS SOUR cream after it curdled!! ................... (may have to investigate this one) .......... ??

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Re the Lotion ......... My take is that you generously apply and RUB to ANYthing that is dry!! ................. emoticon .............. (Go ahead, let it wander) ..........

As for sour cream ............ why exp. date? ............. My guess is it turns 'more' sour .......... really sour and curdles in your mouth .................. I'm just sayin.

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Directions on my hand lotion... "Generously apply to hands and rub" - I'd ask what else would you do with hand lotion but realize this is the sarcastics unlimited team. :-)



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Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

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Oh that REMINDS ME!! ......... Remember the year (s) instructions on a new hair dryer clearly WARNED: DO NOT OPERATE IN BATHTUB OR SHOWER!!!" ............ so glad
they mentioned this little detail ............ Otherwise the Obituary page would be FULL !!


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it is for the stupid clueless people! They really do ask the dumbest questions!



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Do we really need instructions on shampoo bottles?

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To get a license to sell real estate, the company must comply with Equal Housing Opportunity (EHO) Laws. So if a real estate company is doing business, it has a license, and of necessity follows EHO Laws. So why does the law require the an EHO badge on all ads the company runs?

We bought a refrigerator. It has a sticker on it the tells me it's CFC Free. OF COURSE IT IS! CFCs have been outlawed for about 20 years!

There is an ashtray in the lavatory on the airplane. But you are not allowed to smoke. So you can put it out if you sneak one? NO! Because TSA took away your lighter and matches.

Organic sea salt? What the hell???

Did you know that yogurt is gluten free? Honey? Watermelon? Imagine that! Gluten free watermelon! It's also EHO compliant and CFC Free.

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