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6/12/12 7:33 A

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So you forced me to look up Coopers Droop! HOW IN THE WORLD do you know this stuff?!?!?!?!!!!!!

I agree we'd all go blind looking at 'mature' streakers....... soooooooo oh great font of wisdom what is the male malady of mature streakness called?!?!?



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6/12/12 1:04 A

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Voluntary blindness may occur if streakers are observed. If there are 'mature' streakers, you may be struck deaf, blind and mute.

I have warned female friends and acquaintances about Coopers Droop for years. After years, when the effects are admitted, their excuse was, "I didn't think it would happen to me".

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Today I saw a new invention on sale. It was a Bra Holster. Seriously. This lady tried to find some device that would allow her to quickly draw her weapon to protect herself with carrying a purse or wearing a shooters rig (like detectives use) or trying to get a clip holster to not fall off the back of her pants.

When she demonstrated the holster with her sweater on - there were no weird bulges. When she removed her sweater to demonstrate how the holster worked, I thought it was ingenious. A holster manufacturer contacted her and she leased the licensing rights to her holster and now lives in a house where she can afford to have professional security.

She still keeps her "Concealed Carry" permit up to date.

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6/11/12 12:05 P

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"How about a disclaimer on all sports events tickets? Watching this game could be hazardous to your health?

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6/10/12 3:10 P

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Gravity is Mother Nature's Revenge ....... (( just made that up) ...... lol
ANYWAY, re the gravity saga .......... or is it SAG? ..........
This is why we wear 'push-up's ...... pull-up's ......... to support the 'athlete' in us .........
OR IS it Athletic Supporter? .......... lolololol .......... tee hee ........ emoticon

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6/9/12 10:30 P

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The guys might be having a bit of a problem also LOL gravity is not nice to us mature folks! lololol



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6/9/12 10:26 P

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Well Chris ...........
I don't know if you've ever had the experience ....... But SPEED bumps are a real nuisance when you are without bra!! ............ (no further description ......... will have to again use the 'ol imagination) ..............

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Streaking Addendum:
As for the full figured woman who streaked on to the field w/ NO clothes and NO shame .............. she might have at least wore a bra for support!! .......... (Now THIS is what I call imagination!!! ................. lol .............

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Us women of a certain age should be BANNED from streaking! We do not want to slap ourselves silly! LOL



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Yes ......... Idiots who even suggest they may run onto the field should be CHAINED to their seats .......... In a special section for morons!! .............(these peeps have NO shame!!) They are a grandiose embarrasment to society!! ..........

As for the 'streakers', I have one on my FRIEND page and some of us kid her but she says she does her 'streaking' fully dressed ...........
emoticon (or so she says) ..... (yeah, sure...... "If you say so"
AND IF I may .......... reminisce for a moment .......... I recall the year I got 'tipped' that streakers were going to streak (Butt naked of course) ........ at the downtown mall .............. so I was there w/ my 'instamatic' and got pics!! ............ What looked funny was them dashing thrut he mall stark w/ their socks and tennies on!! ................

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6/8/12 11:11 P

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Oh my such an active imagination you have! emoticon Streaking is still done NAKED!



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6/8/12 3:51 P

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Yes, there are female streakers (well, not really today as far as I am concerned - back in my day streaking meant they ran naked).

I can't remember her name, but there was a HUGE bosomed female who ran out on the field in I game where I was present. She didn't resist the Security guys who led (or steered) her off the field.

I actually felt sorry for her, knowing in the future she would have major back problems and suffer severe Cooper's Droop.

My imagination ran wild and I imagined her later in life with boobs down around her knees. If that doesn't make you shudder, ..... ?

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6/8/12 1:58 P

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Take "em" out at the ball game.!

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You are on the mark except there are also young ladies on the field. This is truth in all sports. I have witness this on the field , and your are right, I think they are idiots.

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If you have ever attended a professional sporting event, you know that before the game they warn fans not to enter the field of play. Here is what I wnat to see announced and on the Jumbo-tron:

"Your purchase price of a ticket to this baseball game does not entitle you to access to the field at anytime. It is against the law to trespass on the field of play under City Ordinances and is punishable by fines, imprisonment, and community service.

"It is also quite foolish.

"You will be entering an arena populated by young men in their prime who are physically conditioned to perform at top levels of athletic competition. You are no athlete, you are probably just drunk or stoned, with dulled senses and probably too many hours in front of a television and video games.

"The players you encounter are fast and strong. At least one of them can fire a small ball at speeds upwards of 100 miles per hour with pinpoint accuracy. At least two of them have large wooden clubs in their possession and can use them to hit that ball; imagine what they can do with a target as large as you. Umpires have been instructed to continue the game at all costs and will knock you down to do so." (The following video will be shown) youtu.be/INRPA2Qq5QY "The league has hereby withdrawn its ban on players stopping you from your foolishness.

"Of course, the police still have tasers and billy clubs to subdue you and will use them.

"The crowd is not cheering you. They are laughing at your stupidity and cheering on the police. They all know the inevitability of your capture.

"You have been warned. You now have no legal recourse if you are injured when you do something really stupid."

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