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Stupidity is not a crime, but sometimes it should be. I once served on a jury and an individual was a repeat,repeat,repeat offenfer. He wasnt terrialy dangerous but all the evidence that was shown said he was guilty. the evidence that could have shown him innocent was thrown out by the defence attorney. With all evidence showing guilty and after giving the benefit of the doubt, we could not find anything saying he was innocent.

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Smart man! Lolololololl



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That clinches it - if it can be found at walmart, then it must be a necessity...

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RayF I'd be careful if I were you...... beside putting you in that line to Walmart us menopausal women will just wail on you! Lollololol emoticon emoticon just because! Lol



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Honestly - stupid is a necessity - it makes us appreciate the rare moments when some isn't that way. - or was that just a stupid thing to say.... {ducks}

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LOL I'm with you Sal... ..yea Walmart that's the ticket!



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Well we don't need them at work. They could all just keep going to Walmart and when we felt like seeing them we could just go there.

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PM ...OMG you actually made me laugh out!!

I really can't wrap my brain around the fact that we "need" the clueless ones! After waiting on my 10th in a row, I could do with a few less of them!



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Gosh, people, this is all a little harsh, don't you think? I feel like we all need to stop a minute and realize just how much we need the stupid people. What would our lives be like without them? How would we know how smart we are unless we have them to compare ourselves to? Personally, I love stupid people. They make me feel all warm and superior inside. Without stupid people, I'd probably have no self-esteem at all!

So, let's give the stupid people a break, shall we? I think we need them as much as they need us!

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y'know...honestly, I think stupidity is pretty dumb. yeah, that's about all I got's to say about that.

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I kick sand in U face generally, Mr. stoopid.

If you R stoopid AND skinny, I kick sand in U face specifically.

If you R stoopid, skinny and rich, I kick sand in U face & rob U blind.

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I'm all for emoticon and emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon don't have to ask me twice!



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Very cute little Avatar! Brrr........ rrr ........... emoticon .......... we need warmth ..........

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Ok ......... Ok .............. We're gonna let this one slyde!! Oh, did I just say slyde? ............. YOu know I mint SLYDE!! .......... emoticon dent ya? ............ emoticon

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in my defense...... I was on my phone while driving (not me) coming home from bargaining after a VERY long day, up at 5am, meetings with managers (they alone accounted for less brain matter when I was done!), a 3.5 hour ride home in the dark, I got home at 9:30pm... and I saw it after the post and It is a real pain to go back and edit on my phone in the dark yada yada......... besides ask anyone they will tell you I'm noted for my typos!LOLOLOL



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No offense Chris, but did you just say: "No excuse for stJpid?" ........... How did that J get there? ............... emoticon .......... Otherwise, there IS no excuse for stupid ............. other than a severe shortage of brain matter!!! .............

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There is no excuse for stjpid



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There is no excuse for stupid...

Edited by: GARDENCHRIS at: 1/9/2013 (15:37)


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Live topic! LIIIVVV-UH!

Okay. Stupidity on someone else's part (be she client or supervisor) should not necessitate an emergency on mine. If you can't be bothered to do what you need to do, why do I need to rush? Stupid brat!
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Hey Fire! I never even thought of that! No wonder I almost got in an accident TWICE yesterday!
For those not sure what a snowbird is, I found this definition:

SNOWBIRD
Elderly folk who escape from their cold native habitats to the warm and dry desert of Arizona from November-April every year. While local shopkeepers, innkeepers, and other employees of the service industry may tell them that their dollar is welcome, every native son and daughter of the desert prays for the day the temperature gets above 90 degrees. That is the point that people from the regions known as the Midwest, Canada, and the East Coast board their land barges, manufactured by companies such as Buick, Lincoln, and Winnebago and begin their trek back to the colder lands.

While the locals will tell the snowbirds that they are welcome, the are truly nothing more than intruders and interlopers in our fair desert home. They make up for 1/2 of the traffic during their season, yet they find every loophole to keep their vehicles registered out of state, thus forcing the locals to pay for all the damage that they cause to the road. They carry an arrogant attitude that says "I'm spending my money here, treat me like royalty."

Snowbirds would be considered little more than a harmless nuisance if it were not for the fact that they are allowed to drive here in Arizona. Local drivers here in Arizona (the ones with Arizona Tags) are scientifically proven to be the most hopelessly stupid people ever to sit behind a steering wheel. Unfortunately, add lost drivers with slowing reflexes, poor vision, and vehicles the size of small apartments and there is little reason as to why car insurance is so high out here.

Spotting Tips: Look for cheap diner-style restaurants such as Village Inn or Denny's which serve food that can be afforded on a so called "fixed income" (whatever that is). The snowbirds can typically be spotted here. When approaching these parking lots, give the snowbirds a wide berth, as they will often perform a fifty-two point turn to get into their space. Their average time (this has been clocked) in successfully backing out of a space is typically four minutes and twenty three seconds, so if you are in a hurry, steer clear.



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Here in AZ, the winter visitors are arriving in droves, or should I say in drives? We call them snowbirds and they are the most dangerous drivers here. Even worse than young girls. (OK, you can rant on me now for that comment).

My kids say that the snow birds drive just like me. My comment on that is ..."Hey, I represent that statement."

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Chris I sincerely hope you do not work in South Carolina! These are the worse drivers I have ever seen anywhere!!! Rain, they don't need no stinking rain to drive poorly - all they need is a car - I mean pick-up!

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OH MY GOD you had me laughing out loud!

For all you newbies I work at a driver services facility and give road test to these geniuses!



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I learned how to drive in Illinois (grew up in Champaign), and they're freakin' BRILLIANT compared to drivers down here. The ones down here don't know how to drive in RAIN! Ummm...exCUSE me? It's clear, and most cars these days have traction control and ABS. It's not that hard to drive in rain!

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Well I don't know about that we have some pretty Stupid drivers here is Illinois! PLUS we have snow to contend with which adds just a whole different dimension to stupid drivers!



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Just wish that people's brains weren't sucked out of their bodies the moment they get behind the wheel of a car. That seems to happen more often than not in Memphis, and it's even worse if the driver is from Mississippi.

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Stupid people have one more characteristic ........... they are BLINDED to their own
stupidity! .............. Once again: Clueless!!!! ................For that reason when you know they are At Large" this sign needs to be posted!!! emoticon

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Seriously!?!? Oh that's right ..... everyone else but THEM syndrome!!!



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Ya can't give 'em an inch.

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Um ....... Like a garden, this thead has not been tended to lately ....... emoticon .....
so I'm sprinkling some water .............

This is just a little bugg-a-boo' ...... that really gets on my nerves!! ......... Has anyone 'sides myself experienced this? ............
Ya go into a Doctor's office or medical clinic and you see THIS: emoticon ..... w/ words in CAPS mind you ............... NO SMOKING! ................
C'mon people!! Nowadays EVEN common JERKS do not enter such a place puffing!!! .............



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This is not a joke, nor is it fabricated:
When some of those "Peeps" were glued to the c'puter .......... caring for their pseudo garden .......... I would ask, "What is it that causes you to water those fakey carrots and everything else?" .................... It was like they were in a trance and could not hear me!
emoticon ............ What next? Back to playing with dolls?? ..........

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those imaginary carrots would be dust if you made me play that silly thing! emoticon



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r u kidding? People have to pay to play those games??? Glad I blocked them all!

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you can't fix stupid and why on earth would one spend good money to buy made up things on the internet? Farmville is STUPID

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Thankfully, I managed to keep my thoughts 'under cover' last year when the great Farmy-rage was going on here at work ............... 250 peeps work here and just IMAGINE ......Fellow co-workers ..... bursting thru the lunchroom door .......... Blazing over to the computer like their pants were on fire ............... Exclaiming: "I HAVE GOT TO WATER MY CARROTS!! .......... OMG!! I ALMOST FORGOT!!!! (almost as serious if you forget to get credit for logging in and spinning wheel on SP!!! ............... emoticon ............ emoticon ..........
(and they would be there endlessly ................. I swear: some spending their entire lunch breaks there!) .................

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I add all kinds of people to farmville etc, keeps them from bugging me if they are out harvesting imaginary crops. I have facebook because of out of state/country kids and on occasion I play mindless games, when I can't take stupid people anymore and need to blow up some gems or something that won't get me arrested.

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Ignorance can be fixed; stupid is forever.

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This guy wouldn't have known the difference if I was kind or rude ............ He did not notice my eyes rolling around in my head or my tongue in cheek!! ........... (He was semi-deaf as well so he couldn't hear the heavy sighing!! ....................

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2B That is funny! But I'll bet you sounded kind, so it worked!

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& whast the HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?


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Even WORSE .............. He has a 'whole family' just like him!! ......... (:

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we can not make this stuff up!

Perhaps he had a bad case of some sexually transmitted disease and it rotted his brain and he was afraid of being found out! emoticon



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Ok ....... I'm on the 'spot' ....... asked what I said, yada yada ...........
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This man walks into the large foyer of medical facility ..... emoticon .... He spots me in the crowd wearing my work attire ........ Trying to act suave' and debonairre' ......... he then opens dumb mouth.
"EXCUSE ME ........Miss ..... er uh ...... Maam ........ ahem ....... clearing his throat like he had a fur ball ..............
"I am here to see Dr. Mozambique" .......... (this part is made up) ...... "Can you tell me where to go?"
"I would LOVE to tell you where to go Sir." ........... emoticon
"You are most kind .......... So then" he says w/ eyes darting about ............
"Did you say he is upstairs?"
"Yes sir ............ Right up there (Pointing index finger up the steep stairs) .........
"Proceed upward .......... He is on the second floor."
Looking as if his brain went 'TILT' ......... he gazed up the tall grand staircase and back at me ............
"Is THAT the second floor?"
"Yes sir ........... it is indeed the second floor."
"Well then" he asked, scratching his gnarled matted hair .........
"Is THIS the FIRST floor?"
"Yes sir.............. Bingo! ........ You just came in from the parking lot on ground floor right nto the main entrance. It is indeed the first floor.......... the one that says "Entrance"'
"Thank you Miss ............ You have been so helpful."
"Your welcome." ................ :)

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so what you are really saying is you do not like facebook or farmville! emoticon I agree .... only have a FB account because I have Children that live out of state and family in Europe, kinda nice to "see" them and then.



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Stupidity is directly proportional to the time spent on a cell phone, in front of the TV, or playing Farmville on Facebook. It is an exponential function when the cell phone addict is driving, sleeping in front of the TV, or inviting me to join them on Farmville.

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I always say it goes right over there head! emoticon I've said some close things with a smile and they just looked at me.

they really are hopeless!



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Thanked you?

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What did you say to them?

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Don't hold back any longer ....... LET IT OUT ........ I will simply say this about stupidity.........
STUPID people just don't GET Sarcasm! .......... emoticon ......... It is a fact ...... I know because I delivered an obvious sarcastic 'jab' today ............ cut to the quick and the person turned and 'thanked' me ............. emoticon your pent up thoughts here .............

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