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If they were 'hauling them to market,' weren't they planning on eating them? And if so, why were they being delivered alive? Do you pick them out of the tank at the restaurant like lobsters? Or are they kept as pets?

Buddy...don't ever post another story like this that leaves so many unanswered questions! And especially since I'm reading it late at night. I doubt I will get any sleep tonight!

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I feel sorry for the fish that were caught and eaten, she left them out of her memorial rant!
Is that some sort of fish bias? Where's their sign?

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Well, I didn't "witness" this, I read it online, but it has GOT to be the dumbest thing ever! OMG!!! emoticon

IRVINE, Calif. – An Orange County woman has asked the city of Irvine to erect a sign honoring hundreds of truck crash victims -- who were fish.

About 1,600 pounds of saltwater bass died on Oct. 11 when a container truck hauling them to market got into a three-way crash.

Dina Kourda, a local volunteer with People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, wrote the head of street maintenance requesting a sign at the intersection to honor the fish.

Kourda's letter notes that while roadside memorials traditionally honor human beings, she hopes an exception will be made to remind drivers that all animals -- in her words -- "value their lives and feel pain."


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/10/30/irvin
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I don't mind when someone wants to party but I am with you and that they should keep the volume down.

The one thing that I don't understand is why the gass prices are so high when there are so many people traveling around in their cars on sound vibrations alone.

There is one kid in town who's stereo system will litteraly vibrate the buildings when he is driving by them on main street.

I guess it is smart in a sence he will never hear people tell him how dumb he is.


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This is one chief reason why my hubby and I stayed home Sunday ......... off the roads, bolted the doors ...... and enjoyed a quiet day ........ THAT IS UNTIL A STUPID NEIGHBOR BEHIND UP PARTIED ON AND MADE TONS OF NOISE W/ THEIR BOON BOX UP ON HIGH!!! (they are the ones who set off CHERRY BOMBS whenever our FB team plays!!!) ..........

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I think the only place in the world I am safe from the stupid's is if I was to stay home lock all the doors close all the blinds and leave all forms of communication disconected.

I am cursed please may my prince find me and kiss me to wake me up from the land of the stupid's.


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Don't care what COLOR your skin is..... just do you have 2 or more functioning brain cells so that you don't irritate me beyond what my patience will tolerate, AND do you have a sense of HUMOR!?



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Have you seen the documentary of the social experiment a school teacher did where she separated the kids according to eye-color?

She told the blue- and green-eyed kids to ignore and stay away from the stupid brown-eyed, inferior kids. (It's okay, all you brownies...she reversed the order the next day, apparently based on a more recent official study.)

Then on day 3 the hoax and lesson were revealed...that you can't pre-judge people on outward genetic appearances.

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The dumbest thing to witness today or any day the thing I most dislike:

“What is it you most dislike? Stupidity, especially in its nastiest form of racism.”

“Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn't matter which color does the hating. It's just plain wrong.”
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“Until the philosophy which hold one race superior and another inferior is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned...
Everything is war. Me say war.
That until the're no longer 1st class and 2nd class citizens of any nation...
Until the color of a man's skin is of
no more significa...nce than the color of his eyes, me say war. That until the basic human rights are equally guaranteed to all without regard to race me say war!”
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I think all of humanity would have more time on their hands if this was posted in more places then elementary schools.


. period (America) or Full Stop (UK, Australia, NZ)
, comma
: colon
; semicolon
! exclamation mark
? question mark
- hyphen
' apostrophe
-- dash
' single quotation mark
" " double quotation marks
( ) parenthesis (better known as 'brackets')
[ ] square brackets
French quotes
... ellipsis (use in similar situations to 'etc')
& ampersand (and)
^ swung dash (or Tilda)
§ section division
→ arrow
+ plus
minus
± plus or minus
× is multiplied by
÷ is divided by
is equal to
≠ is not equal to
≡ is equivalent to
L is equal to or approximately equal to
is less than
is more than
n is not less than
o is not more than
≤ is less than or equal to
≥ is more than or equal to
per cent
‰ per mill
∞ infinity
∝ varies as
√ (square) root
5 since; because
∴ hence
7 equals, as (proportion)
∠ angle
 semicircle
� circle
� circumference
π pi
� triangle
⊥ perpendicular to
∪ intersection of
∩ union of
∫ the integral of
∑ (sigma) summation of
° degree
′ minute
second
 number
 Celsius system (temperature in degrees Celsius)

@ at sign
\ back slash
/ slash of forward slash



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Why yes I do, Kelly!

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Sas - I think you solved the mystery! I bet the dingdong (who is probably going to be voting soon - yikes) is calling the @-at sign an aristrocrat confusing it with * asterisk. You are quite good at translating/deciphering "moron-speak" - you must have lots of experience working with dimebags - oops.....I mean dumb@$$e$.
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Sassy you are such a tease! The newbies were all ready to start Googling!



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I thought the aristocrat might be an asterisk, aka 'star'....but suspect she was thinking of the @ (at) symbol.

#1 I'm quite sure it has another fancy name besides "at" but am not feeling up to researching what that might be. I'll leave that to one of you to report back to me on. In fact, I will give the first person with the correct answer a 25-point Goodie.

Nah...I'm not gonna do that. Puh-leeze. But that got some of you excited, huh?

#2 When are SOME people going to get that web sites do not use "ats"...those would be e-mail addresses, people!

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OMG you new folks are a riot! You will fit right in here.....Sara I also work with the public! DO NOT GET ME STARTED!!!! glad your here!



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Hi Sara,
I work around this 'incredibaly' UNREAL do-gooder' person ............ I was trying to have a moment AWAY from the public (which is VERY testy, as yu eluded to) ......... and I burst out laughing at your remark (work w/ people) and the do-gooder says, "That good huh?"
I couldn't resist and said, "Yeh ......... and decided to tell him the remark" and he frowned and said s'thin like "Oh good Heavens!!" showing his disapproval ................... (There just is NO fixing some people ............ WHY is it that hard to believe there are just some of us who do NOT appreciate John Q. Pubic ........... Oops!! emoticon I mean "Public" ..........
(amazing what a diff. one letter can make huh?) ................... lol

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Hi Sara! I LOVE your first sentence, it cracked me up. Do you think the dingbat meant "apostrophe"? Although, that would still be a stupid question cuz who the heck puts apostrophes in web addresses?
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I work with the public. Consequently, I hate people.

I was on the phone with this one lady this morning and, after 15 minutes of me trying to tell her that she is wrong, she finally got it and asked for the website she needed to apply for services (brown chicken brown cow ... not those services TYVM).

So, as I'm relating this incredibly mispronouncable/misunderstandable web-address to a woman of potentially not-so-average intelligence, she interrupts me and says "no aristocrat in there?"

Me: "Huh?"

Her: "It's all one word? No aristocrat?"

Me: "Yeah. It's all one word."

I'm staring at my keyboard wondering "what punctuation mark is an 'aristocrat?' Did I miss that day in English class?"

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I would have to pass on the digging shallow graves as well not because I am too tarded to use a shovel like how hard is that to figure out but then thats another story and this was just about the graves well I pass on digging them as life on internet datting has me wodering on the intellegence level of the average human. Bear with me you will see in the end that size in this case does matter....

Seriously a cat knows it can fit in a space so long as the whiskers don't touch how in the world do men on dating sites not know how tall they are.

Seriously you can cheat for this information as it is on everyones drivers licence.

Ok so you beared with me for the rant here is the dumbest person of my day..

I have been online dating yes that is my fault I am partial tard for the simple fact that I keep going back online but thats another days rant today is about

The construction worker..

Like I said I was on the online datting site and I was talking to this guy he says that he works in construction and that he is 6'2 Now I am ok with 6'2 guys as when I was growing up one of my best friends was 6'2 I lived highschool life being called a pygmy for those that are not up on the short jokes a pygmy is a real short anyway I told him that was fine no problems 6'2 is not an issue I have boots that make me almost 6'0 so I am good.
We set a time and a place to met. I went to the meeting spot and I was wearing flat shoes now I am 5'5 or so close it does not make a difference but I was hanging out on the corner watching people come and go keeping an eye out for Amazon man. (tall guy) to show up.
Time passes and no tall people more time passes and no tall people then there is this short guy now I am 5'5 and I was calld a pygmy so when I say short I mean dude could walk under the limbo bar..
So this short dude walks closer and closer and closer and I mean close like creepy close so I turn and start walking away and then I hear it.. my name.. I turn.. there is this short dude.. I looked I said in a confused voice hey are you here in place of simon? the reply was No I am simon.
Now keep in mind I am not known for my tacked in situations.. So what came out of my mouth was this....

me"Dude your Simon the construction worker that builds houses?"
simon"yes"
me"Damn man when your ordering supplies do you always find yourself comming up short?"
simon"what do you mean"
me" Dude you said you were 6'2 and your like 5'3 mabe 5'4 not a big deal if that was what you would have told me but you are off like a foot in your height estimation and that leads me to think you would be off about a foot in your building supply estimations and that makes me wonder if your name should be Jack."

Now at that I got a retarded look.. now I could be wrong it does not happen often but it does happen but this is where I ask you all
you ever hear the story about the house that Jack built.

Yea todays dumbest moment prize goes to me for finding one idiot that forgot his sign at home.




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Ok SASSYJAY ........ Guess yu have to play it smart ........ No TP'ing, etc. and 'good criminal mind' to think abt the obvious forensics ....... FINGERprints!!! ........ Then, ya never know when a surveillance camera is silently watching .......... sooooooooooo now, I would recommend my tactics ............. (old practice) ....... Back to the voodoo doll w/ the sharp pins!!! ............ they can't trace you that way!! emoticon I think it beats digging ........... a ........ emoticon (shallow grave) ........ lol ........... (and throwing her in!!) .............. lmao!!!

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Hi Fire - Sorry I was laughing at your date with a 'tard' but u r so funny. It reminded me of my friend who used online dating sites after her divorce - yikes! So perfect online and then when she'd finally meet them in person she'd be in shock. Where the he!! is his hair and his teeth and his tan muscles that were in his pix.
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Sas1 & Sas2 - omg there are two of you - HURRAY!! Let the hysterical laughing and sarcastic abuse begin now!
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Hey sassyjay and sassyvee, are you sure you are not MY sisters? Sounds like it! They - all three of them, always call me a smartA$$

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OMG Firefly, good to know. I never thought about that happening. Thanks for the eye opening! But, I am so sorry it happened to you! But it does make for a good story emoticon

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man they have to do away with spell check and grammer check.

Bear with me now and I will tell you why...

I do online dating and I was chatting with this man for ages and he seemed educated and well spoken well in this case well typed.
I agree to met nothing like hanging out at the public pool it is safe no one knows where I live and there is lots of people around incase of trouble.. But anyway I agree to met and met we did..

You know what happens when you have a conversation with someone and spell check and grammer check and ask google tool bar is not at ones finger tips and you have to respond in real time and not in email responce day or three later..

Yea you know this was no knight in shining armor is was not even a loser it tin foil.
For crying out load it was like a blind date with rain man.

As far as I am concerned spell and grammer checks are false advertising and I will never get that hour of my life back..

i i i i i i i i i i a a a a mmm sssaaaammm.. (in person) online ( I am Sam.)

An hour to get a name out.. All I did was pitcure the Ozzy I can not understand a word he says but someone has too how else did he make it big.


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Looks like you hung around the chatroom just long enough to pick up Cousin Larry's sense of humor, SV. (a la the 'older' and 'waist' jokes) Smart emoticon

NOW do you ALL understand me? Even my true-life sister is afraid of my emoticon and for good reason!



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Just checking in, cause my older sister, sassyjay (well, you are older than you were yesterday, ain't ye?) will be checking to see if I monitored this link. Surprise, sas! I did it! Now leave me alone for the next 100 years! Oh, hi, Sal! Can't believe you are now in the hellhole I got out of a couple of years ago.
Oh, and hi to the rest of you, too! Thought I was so cute when I told sassy earlier tonight that I hate to waste food, would rather waist it. She must not have thought it was funny, cuz I din't git no lol!

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You do know that all these old fart jokes are going to come back and bite us in the emoticon one day? Will we still be laughing when WE are the OF's? Probably. My youngest daughter has already told the oldest daughter that she's going to be the one on diaper duty. The disrespect! emoticon Revenge will be in the diaper!

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Well, there's always the trunk. emoticon

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emoticon for all your support! emoticon I knew you guys would not only agree with me, but provide helpful advice. (My client is moving next Wednesday...maybe I should make one more trip up on Thursday for the toilet paper and duct taping. I'll have to wear gloves so I don't leave fingerprints...she'll know who did it, but never be able to track me since the client will be out of state.

Crap! I forgot. She had that citation issued...my license plate number is on file. By now, she probably has all my vital statistics, including my mother's maiden name. I'm sure the FBI has been called in and a file has been started on me. Dam-dam-dam!

What, Sal? Is there some other way to transport a mom that we don't know about? emoticon

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I am thinking for starters I would T-P her car!!! .............. (and run like blue blazes!!)
(that is just for starters!!) ................... NAsty Bee-Otch!!!

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Smart cuzzin Sas!

My hub and his friend are movin Mom's chair over tonight, she comes with it. She can just stay here and start Fu&*ing up my house so on Fri. and Sat. I can do the yard sale in peace!

Think I should just strap her a$$ in the chair to transport, like Granny on the Beverly Hillbillies???

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Sas - I'm with Darly. I would duct tape the entire windshield and put a post-it size apology note in the center. Then I'd duct tape the doors, windows, and trunk closed just for sport.
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I have one for today! I went to a client's home today. She lives in a condo complex. The parking spots had numbers on them, so I asked if I should park elsewhere. She said that most of the tenants were at work, so it should not be a problem.

Guess who parked in the complex's official Stay-At-Home-B!tch's spot!

She hunted me down (don't know if she went door-to-door, or just watched me...but it was an hour later). So I went to re-park my car. She had left TWO 8 x 11 notes on my car taped completely down on all four sides saying I was in her spot. Plus she had called security, and they had given me a citation stating that I would be towed away if not moved in the next 24-hours.

It took me a good five minutes to unpeel all the tape (one note on the driver's window and one on the windshield) because of course the sun had messed with the tape's glue. She must have used half a roll of tape!

So my question is: When I return on Saturday, should I leave a new roll of tape under her windshield wiper, or a business card for "Scotch-Tapers Anonymous"? It's obvious that she needs to be in a 'program.'

One of my cousins (not Sal!) suggested I duct tape an apology note or two or three on her car (not necessarily on the windows).

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getting an email from a supervisor asking why i was taking a lot of time doing a certain task.

answer 1) because our system data blows donkey balls, 2) our data integrity partners are outsourced idiots who don't understand or care 3) you (supervisor) have been clueless and the opposite of helpful 4) upper management (manglement) keeps f$%ing it up so the situation is getting worse.

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I've spent the past 2 weeks going through CRAP! Thrown out a bunch of it, I think my mother had every card sent to her from the last 50 years! (Sorry Sas, had to throw out plenty sent by u and Jan, even under your previous names.)

I've tried to lay out the unwanted (by me) stuff to have a sale all week, had it all done finally yesterday, I come back this morning and she's been packin the $hit up again. Reference my comments on the Push Your Buttons thread about how old farts drive me nuts, well she is doing it!

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Well now ......... Dis1 ........ I am gonna remember to keep my A$$ covered as well so no one mistakes me for the plumber, repairman, or general all purpose fix-it peep!! ............. (Better to play dumb!) ................ ( l ) ........... cwacks me up!!

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Sal - You should probably stop wearing a toolbelt and ballcap when you visit your mom. And whatever you do, don't squat down and show a little "crack" or you'll be branded a repairman the rest of your life.
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yeah Chris, I can't wait to get my mom out of that moron complex she's living in. Everyone there wants to use my brain cause their brain's are fried!
I've been asked to fix a screen door, the washing machine, somebody's cell phone...just because I happen to be walking to my mother's apt. I don't know why they think I am some fix-it guy. Although I did "fix" the washing machine by just turning the dang thing on!

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Chewed by a rat ............ so funny and soooooooooo dumb of the woman!! .......... (she prob'ly didn't even notice!) ........... AND can someone pls tell me why STUPID people have to talk in a LOUD VOICE for all the world to hear how stupid they are??!!@%$*@ .........

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where is the common sense that is missing from any conversation???????????Why do I also have to think for them????



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Yesterday a woman (I had never seen before) came into my shop with two pairs of pants to be hemmed. BUT, she had already CUT them herself! SO, just imagine how your small child looked after cutting his/her own hair - that is how her brand new knit pants looked across the bottom. It was jagged, very uneven looks like they were chewed by a rat rather than cut by scissors. And she asked me to fix them for her! I did what I could.

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my supervisor asked what i wanted in an email. I asked 2 questions and i put the font in red so it should be easy to notice. she still did not get it. we have been dinking around with this issue for about 2 years and no one in mangelment (they mangle more then they manage) will fix it. .

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OMG!!!! (Disappearing1) This shopping excursion calls for IV Valium ............ something to keep one from losing their sanity!! ............... Do not feel bad at all though thinking anyone feels you are living in a degenerate city/ state .............. a few years back I worked with this criminal (eventually got fired!) ....... who went into Target and she and another woman shopper collided w/ their carts (C'mas time) ........... exchanged foul words and then got into a nasty 'knock-down' brawl rolling on the floor and the cops were called!!! ................ (These idiots seem to have infiltrated the universe!!!) ....................... emoticon

And Chris ........... I'm with you on the belligerant kid who threw his keys!! ....... He deserved to be mopped off the floor once he was beaten and pummelled!!! .......... (Prolly had his pants falling off too, right??



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I gave a road test to a 16 year old boy, whom I failed because he was just to cocky and thought rolling through stop signs was way to cool....... he was in such a snit that when we got into the building he threw the keys across the floor in front of his mother and I, and stalked off. His mother apologized, I just looked at her and said if that was my kid he would be eating the floor right now and walked away.



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AND Disappearing1 ............... Kudos to you as well for your good job rearing your kids .......... emoticon Yep!! No kid ever succumbed to a parent (s?) who cared enough to discipline accordingly to the crime!!! lol .............. And Valedictorian, hey?? ........... Very good!!!!

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Well Chris ......... Like I said, I came back to read these when I had more time ....... Sounds like yu and I were pretty much on the same page w/ those kids!!

Once when working in a medical clinic, I had to give an injection to a patient ......... I went to get it drawn up, etc .......... and the womans two boys were literally CLIMBING THE WALLS!! One stood up on a table and was jumping for something and they were so loud yu could not hear me or the mother speak ........... let alone think!!

When I came back to give the woman her shot, (which was a big syringe and needle) I held it up like I was about to STAB someone and said Mean: "OK WHICH ONE OF YOU BOYS WaNTS THIS???!!!!!" ............ they both responded: emoticon simultaneously and said, "NOT ME" in a cowardly manner ...............
I then said "GOOD!!! THEN SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET!!!!" (the Mother was too stupid to even deal!) .......

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Had to swiftly scan, but will return later to read thoroughly .............. I know in THIS 'undisciplined' generation, many would argue that a spanking is 'child abuse' ...... Like i said, seems my son when he was a toddler experienced a whack or two ........ and then once a good whipping from me when he was 12 for lying to me! ....... I gave him fair warning to tell the truth or he would pay the price ........ he didnt and got flogged!!! ...... (His dad refused TO EVER discipline--wanted to be his best buddy) .......... well he not only graduated from college, but is the risk manager for past 10 yrs. in a construction company, and in his senior year of HS wrote an award winning essay submitted by American students across the nation on:
the "Power of the Presidency." .......... he won honors, has always had a multitude of good friends ............. 'n more.
Our youngest daughter graduated from PSU, went back to get her degree in education and is teaching ............ all 3 doing very well but like the bible says, I did NOT SPARE the rod ................. anyway so much for this ............. looks like all agree, ya can't just let a kid 'do their own thing' and grow up solid ...............

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