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5/22/12 6:07 P

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No the epitomy of stupid is having breast implants in the first place. Really, we are perfect the way we are...and that includes all you cross dressers out there who want implants.

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5/22/12 2:01 P

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WAS THERE EVER AN EXPLANATION to WHY one had plastic furger5y ... (sorry: new long nails and tho beautiful are CLUMSY ............... anyway, on ONE ahnd onlY?/ and not ther otyhe4r?? ................ That would be like having breast implants ........... one starting w/ the right and telling the Doc you will be back for the LEFT when you save enough mone4y!!! ............... emoticon (this is the epitomy of STUPID!!!! .............. double-durr!!! .......................... 2B ..................

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5/21/12 10:23 P

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No, Popeye is not rambling. He is committing language suicide in one paragraph by ending a sentence with a preposition. Or...a sentence is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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5/21/12 11:48 A

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Popeye, are you rambling?

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5/21/12 11:30 A

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I must have walked by an illiterate minded imbecile yesterday, or there has been a rock-slide in my brain, because I wanted, but failed, to ask you about the title of this blog. To wit:

Why would you have plastic surgery on the one hand and not the other. Was it a horribly disfigurfying accident? I guess it is possible that you had a whole body plastic surgery but left the one hand to remind you that regardless, time does go by.

The only other thing I could think of was you had been in an accident where your hand had been amputated and the closest match was a much younger person. If so, do you find it occasionally writing something you have had no contact with? That would be a little bit scary.

If indeed, you did need a replacement hand, I can empathize. While I have never lost a hand and I always wash my hands as needed, I've never washed another adults hand. I could imagine the anxiety such a situation might promote.

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5/21/12 11:19 A

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Being accused, even if it wasn't really proven, of being sarcastic gives you an automatic ticket to our bunch of bent, twisted, wry, sesame seeded or otherwise non-conventionally appreciated people who so enjoy the effect of words that they listen closely to pounce on illiterates.

We've been trying to stamp out stupidity since our team began. Unfortunately, it's taking us longer then we thought. I, personally, was shocked to discover so many illiterates hiding behind college degrees, under rocks, behind trees and in swamp water. Actually, I figured swamp water, but college degrees?

From those with Associate Degrees to PhD's - I'm horrified by how many show, as one of their ancestors, P.T. Barnum.

I must confess to being particularly focused on the proper use of the English language, and therefore I am an equal opportunity Sarcastic. If you should inadvertently use a sentence with a possible double or triple meaning, I will probably use the most farcical of which I will choose to reply to.

I am not immune, so please feel free to comment, even pontificate, when/if I should start my fingers before engaging my brain.

To further ensure you take full advantage of your opportunities, you must visit our daily joke site here on Sarcastics Unlimited, and you are cordially invited to visit my Spark page and read the current and back issues of my blogs.

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5/20/12 7:09 P

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Well it's nice to laugh at work but I prefer laughing because I don't have to work. Na, Na, nah, nah. (Retired).

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5/20/12 3:32 P

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Funny you two! I would love to work with both of you! WELCOME to the team 2B/Jan and FFSFAB!!

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5/20/12 3:19 P

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At 1 place I worked at 1 day another employee saw me come in & said to me"GOOD THING YOUR HERE" I looked at him & said "WHAT THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN". His responce was "WHEN YOUR WORKING THE WORK DAY IS NEVER BORING." I then responded with " WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN"? He then said "YOUR PUNCHLINE & JOKES YOU TELL MAKE IT WORTH COMING TO WORK BECAUSE YOUR WORKING ALWAYS LIVEN UP THE WORK DAY".

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5/20/12 2:46 P

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Hello~
I couldn't exactly see where to sign on ........ But I think I may qualify for this 'off the wall' team if I dare say.
#1--I live most of my life w/ tongue in cheek--refraining from saying what I am thinking.
#2--I was knighted "Queen of Wicked Humor" in a previous job. (others agreed)
#3--I was recently 'sited' and pulled aside by my supervisor at work ...... for laughing 'too much ........ and alledgedly making sarcastic remark." ........ (this could not be proven)
.......... And, while reading your team threads, I was cracking up!! ..... Life is too serious.............. Never let a day go by without throwing a sarcastic remark" ....... words I live by ........... lol ........... Lemme know if I can come in ............ 2B/jan ...
emoticon (This is not really me, but it looks good!) ...........

~Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless." .... Mother Teresa

~ What I do today shapes my tomorrow. ~I will seize the day~

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