Being accused, even if it wasn't really proven, of being sarcastic gives you an automatic ticket to our bunch of bent, twisted, wry, sesame seeded or otherwise non-conventionally appreciated people who so enjoy the effect of words that they listen closely to pounce on illiterates.
We've been trying to stamp out stupidity since our team began. Unfortunately, it's taking us longer then we thought. I, personally, was shocked to discover so many illiterates hiding behind college degrees, under rocks, behind trees and in swamp water. Actually, I figured swamp water, but college degrees?
From those with Associate Degrees to PhD's - I'm horrified by how many show, as one of their ancestors, P.T. Barnum.
I must confess to being particularly focused on the proper use of the English language, and therefore I am an equal opportunity Sarcastic. If you should inadvertently use a sentence with a possible double or triple meaning, I will probably use the most farcical of which I will choose to reply to.
I am not immune, so please feel free to comment, even pontificate, when/if I should start my fingers before engaging my brain.
To further ensure you take full advantage of your opportunities, you must visit our daily joke site here on Sarcastics Unlimited, and you are cordially invited to visit my Spark page and read the current and back issues of my blogs.