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7/31/11 7:26 P

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That's it!

I should have been saying that to another 'ol coot, sarcastically.

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7/29/11 4:29 P

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What...... That you could teach an ol' coot something???



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7/29/11 3:49 P

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It will probably be TMI for me, but I am a curious 'ol coot, so I'll be eagerly waiting the learning experience.

Re-reading the sentence above. It causes my brain to cramp - for some reason.

Does it strike anyone else as being, well, weird?

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7/29/11 7:50 A

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ok I know I'm stupid..... what does pmsl stand for? I'm sure I'll go duh...... emoticon



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7/29/11 3:27 A

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emoticon Popeye

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pmsl at Chris's comment emoticon

Edited by: BARCLE at: 7/29/2011 (03:27)
Smile .... it makes people wonder what you're up to ;-)

The fourth glass of wine is always a good idea before you do it and a really bad idea afterward! ;-)

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7/28/11 11:13 P

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I forgot to tell everyone I went to the doc yesterday and he gave me a thumbs up. The only thing I didn't understand was that he wanted me to go to PROM 2x3 times a week. I don't know how I'll do that - it's not even the season.

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7/28/11 11:04 P

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what are you complaining about ....... it is going into an aged black hole. emoticon emoticon



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7/28/11 10:50 P

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My DW brought home some Diet A&W Root beer home from the store today. At first, I was ecstatic because Diet A&W is about my favorite treat.

I noticed they had changed the packaging, so I checked it out. On one of the ingredients they had the effrontery to admit it was old. I was ticked. Who wouldn't be?

It claimed the Root Beer was made with Aged Vanilla. I'm pretty sure it would have been better with New Vanilla.

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7/28/11 3:01 P

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Smile .... it makes people wonder what you're up to ;-)

The fourth glass of wine is always a good idea before you do it and a really bad idea afterward! ;-)

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a friend was giving directions.He said there was a fork in the road ahead.
"salad " I ask

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Smile .... it makes people wonder what you're up to ;-)

The fourth glass of wine is always a good idea before you do it and a really bad idea afterward! ;-)

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I like the tide remark.Maybe I'll get the chance to use it at the grocery store if I hear some other customer ask for TIDE.

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7/26/11 10:58 P

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Circle talk?

Sorry, you must have us confused with one of the political teams on Spark, or members of Congress. Now there is circle talk!

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Smile .... it makes people wonder what you're up to ;-)

The fourth glass of wine is always a good idea before you do it and a really bad idea afterward! ;-)

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7/26/11 1:43 P

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Perhaps the clueless team has room.....



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7/26/11 1:38 P

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WHAT? I need you to stop you circle talk!

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7/26/11 1:14 P

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Have u thout about joinin the bead spellers w8 lost team? If thar ain't1 u mite start it.

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7/26/11 11:39 A

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I'm sure your computer has a spell check........ Might want
to use it there..... Hey!

If you talk like you spell........no wonder you get strange looks!

Remember this IS a sarcastic team.....



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7/26/11 11:28 A

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What I was talking about was. That you can be Sarcastic about what was said to you & NO 1 can write you up for being INSURBORINT just because they said something to their statement & because of what they said to you & your responce is 100% legal & if WASHINGTON passes a law againist it they can't punish you for it. Here's another 1 I used at work 1 day. a costomer came to me & asked "WHERE THE TIDE" I came back with " I SORRY YOUR TO FAR INLAND YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE OCEAN & WAIT FOR IT TO COME IN". TIDE OCEAN GET IT? I've gotten a lot of STARGE LOOKS from people when I've done this but after words I give them the PUNCH line. In this case the costomer broke out LAUGHING to the point where if she hadn't held on the her cart she would fall flat on her face LAUGHING so hard from my answer.

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7/26/11 1:22 A

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Sorry. No, I don't "get it" either, and I'm usually pretty quick on the uptake.

Unless the sarcasm was that no one would "Get it" and be bumfuzzled because they couldn't, well ..... that's a stretch.

"BREEP!" Third strike.

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7/25/11 8:32 P

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perhaps he is an alien and hasn't mastered our language yet.......? because it made no sense to me either. emoticon



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7/25/11 4:10 P

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Would you please rewrite this in English so I know what you're talking about?

Even the title is confusing.

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7/25/11 12:54 P

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Your at work & someone want's you to do something that your hired for & use something in their statement & come back with a line as to something said to you?
1day my boss comes to me & says I need you to use BREAK- UP on this project.

& you respond " I can't" & then he says why you need BLEACH to do this?
& you say NO I NEED TO KNOW WHERE THE FIGHT IS.

Get it BREAK -UP " INEED TO KNOW WHERE THE FIGHT IS"

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