I forgot to tell everyone I went to the doc yesterday and he gave me a thumbs up. The only thing I didn't understand was that he wanted me to go to PROM 2x3 times a week. I don't know how I'll do that - it's not even the season.
"A government big enough to give everything you want is also big enough to take everything you have." -Ronald Reagan
What I was talking about was. That you can be Sarcastic about what was said to you & NO 1 can write you up for being INSURBORINT just because they said something to their statement & because of what they said to you & your responce is 100% legal & if WASHINGTON passes a law againist it they can't punish you for it. Here's another 1 I used at work 1 day. a costomer came to me & asked "WHERE THE TIDE" I came back with " I SORRY YOUR TO FAR INLAND YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE OCEAN & WAIT FOR IT TO COME IN". TIDE OCEAN GET IT? I've gotten a lot of STARGE LOOKS from people when I've done this but after words I give them the PUNCH line. In this case the costomer broke out LAUGHING to the point where if she hadn't held on the her cart she would fall flat on her face LAUGHING so hard from my answer.
Fitness Minutes: (93,163) Posts: 14,083 7/26/11 1:22 A
Your at work & someone want's you to do something that your hired for & use something in their statement & come back with a line as to something said to you? 1day my boss comes to me & says I need you to use BREAK- UP on this project.
& you respond " I can't" & then he says why you need BLEACH to do this? & you say NO I NEED TO KNOW WHERE THE FIGHT IS.
Get it BREAK -UP " INEED TO KNOW WHERE THE FIGHT IS"
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