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4/25/11 1:01 A

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Smile .... it makes people wonder what you're up to ;-)

The fourth glass of wine is always a good idea before you do it and a really bad idea afterward! ;-)

It is far easier to MAKE time to exercise than it is to FIND time to exercise. You want results???? MAKE it happen.


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4/23/11 4:06 P

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Thank you Katrina.

Now, just what does that tell you about those fools who want you to give more than 100%?

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4/22/11 12:52 P

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LOL Love this one, thanks for sharing!

will get to work on that... now where's the breath mints?

Just call me Prin (easier on your fingers!) (unless you were counting that as exercise!!!)


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4/20/11 10:22 A

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I always give 103 percent!

"Every man I meet is in some way my superior, and in that I can learn of him." John Adams Ruth


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4/19/11 8:54 P

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Enjoy

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.


This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint....it goes like this:


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-*-L-L-S-H-*-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh!t and A$$ Kissing that will put you over the top.

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