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Banks. My bank. I explain to my hubby why we should switch. They seem to hold the payments we make until there's service charges incurred. No nothing really gets me too upset, but this did. Costs us $100 in service charges.

He says 'No. I paid them on time."

Then when HE looks, he sees what I'm talking about.

Moaning, he says "you were right."

So no. I don't know what I'm talking about! emoticon

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I told my DH I now have a bucket list of DO NOT DO again ............. and #1 is JUST because your Dr. suggests or recommends you get therapy does not mean you should break a leg (or your pocket book) to do so! ............ First Q. is ........... "How much will this cost me?" ................ when I first spoke to the dim wit receptionist she explained in such language that even a rocket scientist would probably NOT get but when I called to argue and CANCEL all future appts. she kept bantering ............. "WELL YOU SIGNED!" ............... I argued, "What kind of place only sends a statement every TWO months?!?" ............ so when it came, (nearly$700) I nearly fainted!) ......................... DONE and I am NO better than when I first started---just as much PAIN!! .................... Not whining--just pissed! emoticon

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I was "accepted" for state insurance when I lived back in California (for me and my family). I add the quotes because I was making $4000/month (which sounds high for most of the country, but not California), but they said I could pay $3000/month deductable!

I said, "You really think I can pay $3000 every month for medical care?"
The woman said, "No, that's the deductable."
"The amount I pay before the insurance kicks in?"
"Right."
"So you think I can pay $3000 every month for medical care?"
"No, that's the deductable."

Not surprisingly, I never actually used that insurance. emoticon

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Apparently, insurance companies think therapy is for sissies.

Not sure HOW I found out ahead of time...but we have a $100 co-pay per visit.

Last year when I dislocated my elbow, the therapist wanted me to come in 3x a week. Uh, no. Even she was shocked.

My question is how friggin' much do they charge? That's a minimum of $100 per hour!!!

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Hi Ladies ............. I know nobody wants to hear my woes ....so lets' just say it is sarcastic venting or something crazy like that! Last night BEFORE BED I happened to open a bill from my physical therapists and it is close to $700! ........... I almost flipped out! ......... emoticon ..... I called to cancel all future appointments and asked WHY DID I NOT get a bill til now? ................. (they gave a flimsy excuse about only billing every two months and then BLAMING THE INSURANCE! ......... emoticon ...........If there is ever a NEXT TIME ................. I plan to have a long SIT DOWN meeting to know EXACTLY WHAT TO expect!! .................. Ok--now I feel better, cause you guys are great and I feel someone listened .................. 2B/ ........... jan .............. PS. There actually WON'T be NEXT time ............... because I feel like a sitting ......... emoticon

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LOLOLOLOLO ....... 52BINCE a Gentlerman??? ............. emoticon Yeah-right!

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I know I haven't lost my razor sharp edge! What I get perturbed about is when you call a business and the secretary asks, How can I direct you call? I answer I would like to talk to John......She answers " I do not think he is in.....Whats up with that stupid answer, you do not think, shouldn't that secretary know? or else thay say hes not in and follow it up with can I help you? No you dummy your not him... Is what I would like to say But, im a gentleman and say have a good day.......

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For a couple of days, I thought I might have been losing my 'razor sharp' edge ............ But it is still intact ................ Looney's get into the elevator that I am on and ask: ARE YOU GOING UP?" ..................... emoticon
I WANT to say ................ "Well if WE GO DOWN ............. WE ARE GOING TO CRASH AND BURN!" ................. emoticon

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I am forty and back in college....I spend my days sitting with 20-somethings who come to school....I kid you not, in pajama bottoms and flipflops...texting their way through their classes. Yesterday, one such creature sitting next to me leaned over midway through a lecture and asked me if I thought she should be taking notes....I said "No dear, the instructor just stands up there talking for no reason...go back to your texting" ......her reply? "Okay thanks" as she texts away the rest of the class...... -_-

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"What brings out the sarcastic in me" is dumb questions. Yesterday my husband and I were out on a hike. Backpacks, out in the dingle-berries, boots on and everything. We run into another hiker, and this guy asks "Are you guys out hiking?" Uh, no, we're actually in a bicycle race at the moment." emoticon

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emoticon How I LOVE this!! Good and Obvious choce Sal! ............... and YES I love it and say let's plaster him good!! .............. He is most deserving ................. or should I say UNDESERVING ................. too bad there are not rotten eggs! (Oh-just thought of one!) off I go ................ emoticon

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Back from vacation, thought I'd roam the threads to find a recipient for the Smart A$$ of the Month award.
Didn't have to look very far BINCE!

Very thin ice indeed.

We used up our goodie points for this month, but I'll b sending the official team award tomorrow. In the meantime all members can send you their own A$$ award if they like. I'm sure u will get one from 2B.





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Ok 52B ........... Just WHO are U talking to??? ............. OLDER ladies? ............. You are treading on thin ice!! You may not get your supper tonight .............. Oh wait!!! You are doing the cooking!! emoticon ......... hmmmm .......... On second thought ............ Let me re-think! Sorry ladies .......... IF the shoes fits, wear it!! emoticon ........... lol

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I am now officially in with the older ladys group... I luv the challenge so bring it on sass!!!!!! Cause you cannot hurt steel.... I am made of steel!

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Many aspects of SP, including:

* Failure to save my favorite unit with favorite foods
* Failure to be able to get nutrition and fitness pages to stick to a prior day while you are making changes or late entries
* Ridiculous shrinking of images on pages so that all informational value is lost
* Incredibly limited formatting options on blogging including no way to format lists and outlines; no way to preserve indents, or change fonts, no headings or emphasis formats
* ETCETERA!

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Oh...? I thought you were going to complain about the nonsensical Huddle Wall on this team, Bince. I guess you like it after all, and are just pretending.

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My wife 2B has been infected by the menopausals of this team! YIKES!!!!!!

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oh that's right ............ I thought since he has become somewhat of a 'crazed sparkler since joining, he might head right for the computer and SEE it before the other threatening post-its I leave around!! emoticon emoticon ........... Poor guy---one friend gave him the 'what for' for not updating his status line daily, so he catches it coming and going! emoticon

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Twobie, next time see if you can find a pencil and paper to leave notes to 52.

(We ALL saw what you said. You probably forgot that.)

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Well now 52B ........... I am headed for a nap, so please come in QUIETLY and DO NOT DISTURB ME lest you die! A horrible and miserable death buried in an anthill on the hot Mojave desert! YOU GOT THAT?!! emoticon emoticon

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Was 82 and sunny yesterday in NE FL. Some flowers are blooming already and the pollen is really bad....not rubbing it in, just trying to give you something to look forward to. emoticon emoticon

P.S. Any relation to Marty Feldman?

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The flowers are dead and buried under mounds of ice and snow here in frigidly cold Wisconsin. I think the state of living here is Living Among the Walking Dead until this frigid cold and blasts of snow leave and who knows when that will be.
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Hey 2 B its still cold and arctic winter in the mid west and the east, so relax, those polar humans back there will come out of hibernation when the weather breaks!

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Where have all the flowers gone? ............... Long time passing ........... emoticon where have all the s'castic's gone ............ so loh ago oh ....... emoticon ........... someone stick your heads out ............. Puh-uh-le-eeze .......... emoticon ..........

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BELSNICKEL,
I am sorry your wife is suffering with Alzheimer. It is easy to get more passive because you're taking care of someone and it's a hardship to watch the disease progress. Good for you for yelling at the contractor who couldn't get the work done on time. Yes, you needed that and your contractor needed a good kick in the rump!
Yell out on this blog all you want!
It will make you feel better and us sarcastics will join in with you!
I've been married to "Dick" for 39 years and in the last two years he has become an alcoholic. I don't understand how that can happen! Last 2 years of 39 years? Confusing to me?
By the way, his real name isn't "Dick," but that's what he's become. emoticon
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Since my wife began suffering with Alzheimer I have gotten more and more passive. I never complain about much. Maybe this is because my wife complains about everything. In January I contracted to have a new bathroom installed in our new basement apartment. Should take a week or so. It is still not done. Today I really yelled at the contractor about it.
It felt really good, to complain quite loudly. Its all feels like part of coming alive, Some times life does get better in the strangest ways.

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emoticon Whaaaaaaaaa? .......... whoaaaaa Bince! U R crusin for a brusin Big guy! ................... (and I use the expression figuratively!) .............

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2abby are you as duh I didn't get it... I as the rest of the women in here?

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Oh, my sad BINCE, if you get back to your pasture you won't be blamed for anything!
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i'm to blame for everything! ............... Moo! emoticon of course this rooms full of menopausal women and just cause I am a guy whos tender n kind ill understand that blonde n brunette women didn't get the dairy thing .......... women geesh!

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I could swear I heard the hoofbeats of cows responding to the mating call!! There is no mistaking it! Once again ....................... emoticon Bince! (your fault)

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SASSYJAY,
Sure reads like a mating call to me!
Here's something to amplify it.
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That's a definite possibility, Twobie.

Bince, moo-oo-oo.

(Oh crap! I hope he didn't think that was a mating call!)

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I think bince should be put out to pasture!!!!

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you wont find milk in the dairy when shopping all youlll find is cows!!

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Tinkle down ecconomics

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I never did understand that... I try to put things back and refold. ... but I also work retail so I understand



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Hey, they might get miffed enough to never come back...now wouldn't that be a blessing.

The old adage about the customer always being right (so you can retain their business) is BS. There are some customers that are better off lost.


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2BDYNAMIC,
You said it exactly as it is.
I should start saying, Girls, let's pick up and hang these dresses up in the same condition they were in when you tried them all on.
In fact, what a great idea!
I am going to start doing that, whether they like it or not!
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And I need to say it sarcastically but then I'd never sell a dress!
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SASSYJAY,
That is too funny!
I did indeed have back surgery on my lower spine in 1998.
My sister-in-law worked at the hospital and knew the doctor who did my surgery.
He told her he just got done with surgery on a 300 lb. man and it was a pleasure to work on me after that. At the time I was lean and mean. I think the surgery was well worth it for that compliment.
I was never so happy to show off my butt.
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I am coming from a different slant .......... I call it plain rude!! .......... They made a mess, left a mess, and wasted your time! I used to work in a dept. store in the teen section and it was appalling the messes they made and left; ............. Piles all over the floor ......... hangers everywhere and ya had to spend forever cleaning it up all for the next person to wipe it out again! ............. There! I said it! emoticon

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tel them it looks awful on them ! then say oh I'm sorry I meant to say wonderful! emoticon



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They're just having fun playing dress-up, Abby.

At the expense of your sanity.

BTW, you're going to look swell in your hospital gown with the sexy opening in the back! Trust me. (I'm only telling you this because I don't believe they have mirrors in the psych ward.)
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I work at my friend's women's consignment store and prom season is under full swing.
Why do these 16, 17, 18 year old girls come in and try on 20 dresses at least and 10 of them look awesome on them. I am getting tired of telling them how great they look in a dress, how it fits them perfectly and the dress really pops and they are one of a kind! Then they hem and haw, I don't know, do you really think so? Then, they leave deciding to look around more.
These are brand new $500 dresses and more now priced from $200 to $325. I spend 2 hours with them only having to put the dresses all back on the rack.
Do these girls lack self-esteem and need to be told over and over how gorgeous they are?
Do these girls get so little love in their life that they need to hear it from me?
It's enough to make me run out of the store screaming!!!
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you have obviously NEVER read a POPEYE post! emoticon

He takes posting to a new level! and for sure you WANT to read the whole thing! emoticon

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Geez 2 b whats with this novel postings? Its not like I need to read a book when I sign on to sparks peeps... this goes for all you novel book writers postings and loooooooooooong blogs that take all day to read!!!!!! geesh! get a life!

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Well I am thinking I see a few complaints in here SO on that emoticon I will put my 2 cents in! First, I did NOT want to go to physical therapy today, BUT I knew I had to.... so I did .......... emoticon ... I already had a headache, and the exercises were grueling ...... I mean really intense ............ I got very nauseated and when I left, I had stabbing pains in the belly ............. BUT I did the good thing cos dh said we were out of coffee, so I went to the grocery store, yada yada .................... AND my secret pal gave me a bag full of chocolates, so to ease my belly, I ate TWO pieces ................ I think it helped a dab .................. THEN on way home I had to stop and get emoticon from bank ................ IT WAS THEN I discovered the store inside was having a huge clearance for an extra 60% off ............... so what was a person to do who was feeling under the weather ? .......... emoticon ......... Of course silly!! Retail therapy! ....................... Got some real steals ............ now home, so good to hang more new duds in closet .................. nausea is gone proving retail therapy DOES work!! emoticon .............. But the headache is still here .................. so then, I am sure you are all happy to get this newsy piece of boring information and as Chris would say: TMI..... TMI ................... emoticon sorry--more therapy. Now advil and a nap. Maybe. emoticon

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The weather here in Wisconsin also truly sucks.
It's been so cold and it is snowing again today.
I can tell you for sure that it started December 23, 2013. There was a lot of snow continuously that day. That day I had to go to the dentist for a tooth infection that had the right side of my face swollen from my eye to the jaw.
I was hoping it was a delusion and I was packing food in there! emoticon
Anyway, the weather has been awful since then. No break at all.
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Yep--it's true ......... as far as the eye can see! ......... emoticon

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They have spread out ............ clearly: to TAKE OVER the world! emoticon Nothing can stop them! ........ emoticon

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I'm in Indiana ... and they are here too!



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They were out in full force again today .......... swarming the city! ....... NOT a pretty site! emoticon

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I swear it must be a zombie awakening!



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I nearly lost my mind over this one.
Today a woman (60's) approaches me at work and asks, "I don't know who I am supposed to see."
I say ............. after looking her up in computer ....... "Ok ... you are seeing Dr. Smith... and you will go up to the 3rd floor and check in w/ the receptionist." ......... she looks puzzled and asks, "How will I get up there?" .... (staring up at the tall flight of stairs) ........... I say, "Well--you can either take the elevator or you can walk up the stairs." ..........
She looks more puzzled and says, "Yes, but if I walk up the stairs do I take the elevator up from there to the third floor or what do I do?"
I say ................ "Well you can do whatever you like ............. either take the stairs or the elevator from THIS floor or on the second floor."
She says but if I take the stairs, how will I find them?" .................... emoticon OMG Lady!!! I DON'T KNOW!!!!" .............. and I give up!!!

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What/who brought out the sarcastic in me today was a woman at my quilting-circle. I was sewing a binding on my latest quilt. It was on my lap and all over the table. She came by and asked "oh, is this what you're working on today?" uh....no....I'm baking cupcakes....can't you tell?? Sheesh.

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February sucks!!!!!!! WE had a cold January and start of February and as for those food ideas in a mole hole no thanx as im tired of being house bound!! Ill eat my pancakes at a restaurant and enjoy the food without the cleanup after!!!!!!!! emoticon

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but it has got to smell pretty bad after being underground for so long! emoticon



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Maybe the groundhog would lend us a hand with that. I'm sure his home is fully furnished and he'd love to have us as his guests. emoticon

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Bels... that sounds about as exciting as the actual holidays that we don't like... emoticon beside how will we be able to heat those pancakes or donuts in a hole with no electricity?



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Okay, I'll try again. For those of you who hate February's holidays. I suggest on Feb 1, you find a ground hole and go to sleep for a month. Take with a dozen doughnuts or pancakes, a large heart shaped box of candy, and plenty of Lincoln's and Washington's pictures in case you need to order a delivery pizza. The rest of us will party though the short but cold snowy month.

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Oh Bel-ey...or should that be Bels-ey? Don't ask this group for advice. Just how dead do you want to be?


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So how should we celebrate?

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Well I am married and I still think the whole thing is pretty hokey! ......... And I think you are right Anne .............. If ya can't do special things year around and 'just because' don't do it because society insists OR the retailers. And I am not big on flowers for that very reason; they DIE and look terrible after 2-3 days............. emoticon (These ones are virtual so they will last) ........... emoticon

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Well I have no one to even do the thing with.... works for me! just a way for retailers to make money.



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Valentine's Day, shmalentine's day! Jeepers! If you can't show your love year 'round, why bother on one day? Just a way to get people to spend money on a bunch of flowers that will be dead in a few days, or candy in a big ole tacky heart that tastes the way it looks or any other such nonsense. Poor guys are forced to slink down to the local grocer to buy cheap roses so their wives won't be angry at them for not coming through with something. Gals are forced to put on their best fake smile and act surprised. Oh, and if I wanted a heart shaped biscuit (the Bojangles here does this every year), I'd get out my cookie cutter and make it myself. Just my not so humble opinion.

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Twobie, I wasn't anywhere. Just one of those things that pop into my head late at night.

I thought: This should mess with their minds...apparently it worked on you.

As they say, the simpler, the better...

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Ok-Ok ....... This should make it all better ........ Just scored FIFTY points on my bonuses for team! It needs to soar to 1st place! emoticon

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what my last post wasn't good enough for you to get your fix??

here I thought I was trying for all sympathetic and all that and then the misdirect to get us off talking about swimmers. emoticon



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I keep lookin for some hard core sarcasm! C'mon ........... give me my FIX!! .......... You can't ALL BE in church! ............. emoticon emoticon ....... this requires teamwork! emoticon very much! ............ and does anyone really KNOW where Sassyjay was?

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52B your a stand up kinda guy and yea for that.......really!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon PLUS it is so much easier on you y chromosomes species.... only out of commission for a long week end ..........now can we move on from swimming tadpoles?? emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

maybe we should have a guy medical thread for all your assorted male "things"??? Be happy and relieved to set that up for you!

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I am guy and I wanna say to the guys who refuse to get a vasectomy that need to,,,, your wife or girlfriend, whatever the situation,doesn't need your whinny boo hoos and excuses! By the way I had a vasectomy when I was 28 and my wife loved the fact that I took responsibility where it truly counts.. Guys don't always make it your wife or girlfriends responsibility to prevent unwanted pregnancies!!!!!

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Heck, there are a LOT of gene pools that need chlorine in them!! When asked why my husband and I chose not to have kids, I always tell them that I come from a gene pool that needs to dry up. (and it's true!) emoticon

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Well I wanna know: What the Hell is going around here anyway?" ........... Just woke up from a snooze and there is all this clamor ........... and clatter ............ all I know is there are just way too many pollywogs and tadpoles and they need to be caged!!! .......... emoticon ..... Any amens folks?

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Annie! Clean up your language. This is a team where we like to have fun...do not try to terrorize the membership by implying that "stupid may be contagious." Please stay within our comfort zone in the future.
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BTW, boocoo is an accepted spelling of the hijacked French word "beaucoup" meaning 'very much.' Ask an editor...they're full of useless (not to mention annoying) information.

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TMI TMI TMI TMI emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon don't want to hear about the swimming tadpoles! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon they grow up to be frogs!



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Darn straight, Bince!

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I agree on the birth control thing........ people have no excuse for accidental pregnancies... As far as guys are concerned, you don't lose your manhood if you have a vasectomy!!!!!!! Get real guys get snipped and be a real man, your child producing days need to be halted when your at an older age say in your mid thirties and no later......

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This will be my last comment re: celebrity stupid (at least for today!).

Got the latest "People" magazine and in the "Scoop" section they talk about Hugh Grant's fathering 3 kids, when it was believed he had only fathered two (didn't marry the mothers of the kids). Now it turns out he fathered a total of 3 kids. He impregnated 2 women in the space of a few months, in 2012, if memory serves.

WHAT THE HECK?

The article further stated that Mr. Grant is worth at least $53 MILLION dollars. All those bucks and he can't afford condoms or a vasectomy? (Or with his bucks, can't he send an assistant to a shop in England and buy some condoms????)

Did Hughie take a sex ed. class in high school (or do they have those in Great Britain?).

One of Hughie's friends made a comment about how one of the women should have been more careful. Last time I checked (and I did take a sex ed. class in high school, as well as a human sexuality class in college - the latter was much more educational, believe me), it takes a woman AND a man to create a baby.

To rip off a phrase I've read in a childfree website I frequent, "The stupid....it hurts!!!!!!!"

So Hughie's going to be spending bucheau (sp) bucks for the next 18 years to support 3 different kids.

In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny, "What a maroon!!!!"

Money sure as hell can't buy brains (although Hughie seems to be very financially savy regards to real estate and art - it's controlling his libido that fails him).

Annie T.

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That's it .......

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I think it is a wave that is and has swept the nation! emoticon ......... (and things are being swept under the rug! ...........

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I think you answered your own question 52. emoticon

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Clueless hmmmm! whats so bad about that? Its the way of the government......

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yea and one could be ...can someone really be this clueless?

and folks ... can't make this stuff up!

or how about ... how to tell when you should just walk away, RIGHT NOW!



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emoticon and have THIS face on the cover: emoticon and one chapter will read:
CLUELESS! ............ emoticon

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hey maybe we could collaborate on a book and call it brainless stupid humans ... really???

they would think we made this stuff up!



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ha ha ....... those were good! (Like I am going to follow in JESSICA'S footsteps!!

Here's mine .............. Yesterday I told this patient to take the elevator up to third floor .............. He turned and looked puzzled .............. "Does it matter which one?"........ (meaning car 1 or 2?) .............. I was so stunned I couldn't speak, only shake my head ............... emoticon ........ Just HAD to share!!

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Jessica Simpson's recent Weight Watchers commercials brings out major sarcasm in me.

She talks about WW's "Simple Start" program, in the babyish voice of hers. I usually reply to her patter, "Right. A simple start for a simple person."

During one of the commercials, she's swinging on a rope swing. I'm sure somehow had to show her how it works, because she sure as heck couldn't figure it out on her own, or by READING the instructions.

Thanks, but I'll stick with SparkPeople, Jessica. Go sell some more shoes.

One good thing about her commercials. I do lose my appetite.

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Oh my ............. emoticon This poor dear needs some coaching ....... (Good share ARIAL61) emoticon

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There is a certain co-worker here you will be hearing a lot of. She's an architect and, bless her heart, was recently promoted to Vice President and Principal Architect. I'm not sure why. Here is her latest conversation with a contractor:

Her: do you want to come here or would you like me to come there?
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Her: we have a nice big table to lay out on here.
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Can't decide if he needs a full lobotomy or if he HAD one!!

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more like a BRAIN surgeon! emoticon



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OMG! emoticon Sounds like he needs more than an orthopedist.

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