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8/8/11 6:57 P
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Ok so I work at a Truck driver DMV

Heard this joke today... Do you know the difference between a truck driver and a puppy? The puppy stops whining after 3 days. I have never seen so many GROWN men whine.... I tell them this is an official NO whine Zone!



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3/18/11 8:30 P

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Smile .... it makes people wonder what you're up to ;-)

The fourth glass of wine is always a good idea before you do it and a really bad idea afterward! ;-)

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3/17/11 6:51 P

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3/17/11 6:18 P

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How observant...I bet most of us missed that first time around.

Funny...

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3/17/11 4:00 P

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Too funny! At the Getaway, we have been discussing the after effects of eating too much cabbage. Same outcome...lol.

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So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

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3/17/11 3:00 P

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I hadn't checked Sparkmail in a couple of days, so I was looking through to see what appeared to be the most interesting topics and came to some stuff from Spark.

The first email was, "Everything Passes Eventually".

The second was, "Boston Baked Beans (Chef Meg's Makeover)".

I wonder, what were the odds?

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