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6/25/11 8:23 A

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take a deep breath slowly counting to ten in releasing it.
now do you feel better

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6/21/11 12:23 A

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today people were angry and frustrated because management and the IT sjmucks screwed stuff up from last week and still have not fixed it so people were upset and agitated most of the day.

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6/20/11 7:04 P

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I'm always up for a laugh! specially if it is at someone else' expense!



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6/20/11 8:53 A

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anything for a laugh right ???!!!

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6/19/11 8:06 P

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I almost spit out my tea!!!! you are very BAD!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!



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6/19/11 12:25 P

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6/19/11 11:00 A

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The smell & crack might hold them back

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6/18/11 9:58 A

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It would be great to be in one of those positions where everyone kisses your butt..... which is why I have made mine so big that they can miss. So there is no excuse. emoticon

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6/17/11 8:39 P

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SASSYJAY - that link is hilarious!

Always good to have a laugh - the dumbass.

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6/17/11 3:32 P

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No worries...the media circus will find someone within 48 hours.

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congressman weiner gone!!
he 's out of office.
who are we gonna pick on now

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6/15/11 5:53 P

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some days make you wonder if you are expected to be sgt taylor in a world full of barney fifes and gomer pyles..

Edited by: IMREITE at: 6/15/2011 (18:15)
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6/15/11 2:12 P

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Weiner needs to leave?
and
Clinton cheated on his wife and he got to complete his term in office?
Sounds kindda unfair to me.


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6/13/11 9:42 P

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OMG!! I really need that! Those were to precious! He is such a dweeb!



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6/13/11 4:02 P

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OhEmGee! Tears are rolling down my face...this is so funny!

politicalhumor.about.com/od/Anthony-
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iner/ig/Anthony-Weiner-Pictures/?nl=1


Click on the "Enter Gallery" link about 1/3 of the way down the left margin.

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6/9/11 8:13 P

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so how was everyone's day today.... any good ones?



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6/5/11 6:21 A

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"Riddle me this, Batman".......WTH are politicians EVER allowed out of their houses? Seems like literally every time they open their mouths, sheer garbage spews out and nothing good happens as a result........

Howsabout some good ol' fashioned DUCT TAPE over their mouths to keep them in line? ENOUGH ALREADY!

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thanks for the advice POPEYETHETURTLE.

i notice when i am happy i tend to not make sarcastic comments. i had a fun day so i joked a little, but no mean spirited commets unlinke the reast of the week.

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3/19/11 12:00 A

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IMREITE, as far as your trainer goes, make sure she/he understands you have a sarcastic, I mean offbeat, sense of humor.

As a Trainer much senior to yours, regardless of the company, you can tell him/her that I gave you permission to be "perfectly" honest in your daily critique.

Make sure you give them MY name, my full name (Popeye The Turtle) so that any ire is directed at me.

And, as I'm sure you know as a valued member of SU, if they can't take a joke ____ 'em!

They're not qualified to train unless they have a sense of humor (and you can tell him/her I said that, too).

You might be smart in printing this out so "the Trainer" is positive it came from a VERY Senior Trainer.

You can also use my alias:

Bob Clarkson
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3/18/11 8:28 P

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my bosses wife died last week very unexpectedly, she was sweet, and my boss is pretty good. well he is in the hospital now with kidney stones! oh man. so I have been opening and doing his job, it has been very hard to keep my comments in check this week! cuz everyone is asking me how to do things, been there 26 years, so i get the brunt of it all. So i only cracked "nice" jokes!



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This was a long week. i was complaining almost all week. i was making so many smart alack comments, i actually apoligized to 1 person because i thought i was distracting her. she said no, but i was really struggling to not make snide remarks to our "trainer"

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3/16/11 9:19 P

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greeeeeeee ..........

Feeling blurgh but slowly on the mend. General anaesthesia after-effects totally suck emoticon

Smile .... it makes people wonder what you're up to ;-)

The fourth glass of wine is always a good idea before you do it and a really bad idea afterward! ;-)

It is far easier to MAKE time to exercise than it is to FIND time to exercise. You want results???? MAKE it happen.


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3/15/11 11:13 P

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If you're like most, you'll get to be the age where you forget to eat about the same time you forget to use the bathroom!

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3/14/11 2:39 A

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Ha, ha, mind you, you are more likely to get old enough to forget about everything EXCEPT for overeating :)

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3/13/11 5:04 P

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I think when you are 6 feet under you will not have to worry about eating!



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When will I get so old that i forget to eat?

"Every man I meet is in some way my superior, and in that I can learn of him." John Adams Ruth


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So tell us what is on your mind, about any topic.

I'm feeling off, and need to get the juices flowing in the brain. So let it rip!



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