Fitness Minutes: (55,606) Posts: 9,662 1/6/11 4:49 P
Wake me up in 2012.
"Every man I meet is in some way my superior, and in that I can learn of him." John Adams Ruth
current weight: 145.6
Posts: 2,471 1/5/11 10:39 P
Ok, it's a new year, and some of us are trying to get our chit back together eating wise, which means more time spent charting food, water, exercise, and responding to challenges. Now, you want sarcasm? Well, I can't give up my cake and eat it too!
Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!
The best things in life are unseen, that's why we close our eyes when we kiss, sleep, & dream.
Pounds lost: 47.6
Posts: 491 1/5/11 10:24 P
A friend of mine was at work. This customer who is rather unattractive walks towards him as if to ask for help, walks on by, says, 'Where's all the attractive help?'
My friend replied, 'They're busy helping all the beautiful customers'. *Snap*
I asked him why he bothered replying and he said, 'Well just cause he threw it didn't mean I had to hang onto it.'
I loves me some friend and his b****y sense of humor.
current weight: 300.0
Fitness Minutes: (62,874) Posts: 8,032 1/5/11 10:01 P
So.... I know that the New Year parties are over and we are slowly getting back into the ruts of our everyday existence...but come on people wake up! Where IS the sarcasm?!?!?!? Am I the only one that can try to put 2 words together to make a sentence?!?!?
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