I am new here and this thread made me laugh. A few years back I was working for my FIL. He had a doctors appointment the day before and a worker asked him how his doctor visit went. He replied and said okay other then having a camera up my ass. (He had to have a test with a camera going in that way). I said to my FIL I never heard you say a curse word before. He said with a smile well ass isn't a curse word its an animal. I then chuckled and said yeah it's a donkey then I added I bet you wouldn't go around saying the doc stuck a camera in your donkey. We all laughed hysterically it was so funny!!! I would have to say that the word donkey reminds me of a penis lol.
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I'm sorry, were you saying earlier that donkeys are flying airplanes now? or is it only drunk donkeys that can fly airplanes? or are the donkeys copiloting with drunk pilots? seems if we can believe our useless info finder that it is safer to neither fly nor ride donkeys. But then what is safe these days? I think they would like us to be afraid of our own navels.
That's why some people mistake them for jacks assis. (Code to fool some of the Spark censors. They let you say some things no you couldn't before, but they keep count. I don't know what the magic number is, but it's rumored when you hit ju, bmm pg b tveefo zpvs qptu't get garbled.)
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Oh, you don't even want to get me started on the donkey thing...
For the last three years I've lived next door to a mini donkey that screams like someone is dying before he starts into his "hee hawwing" thing. It's the darndest thing, he only seems to do his vocalizations in the middle of the night when everyone else is asleep. I'm convinced he has a megaphone stuck in his throat.
There is a cartoon where Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck compete on a game show for what they think is a "million bucks", and Daffy Duck cheats to win, and in the end the game show host (who is wearing this suit that has a weird plaid pattern that moves) awards him his prize -- "a million box", a huge box filled with a milion little boxes. Daffy thinks the prize is worthless so he gives it to Bugs. Then the game show host announces that each of those million little boxes contained a one dollar bill. He asks Daffy if he has anything he wants to say, and Daffy's head turns into a donkey head and he "Hee Haws" loudly.
That's what I thought of. I watch a lot of old cartoons LOL
Edited by: KAYGEEBEE12 at: 12/28/2010 (21:36)
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Lol ok so I am sitting here at work and i'm bored so very very bored and figured that I would make one of these :) The point of this is to see what the first thing you think of when I say the word DONKEY! Whatever it may be reply with it and let us see where everyones minds go :P
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