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12/13/10 11:51 A

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That's a very good question....

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12/13/10 11:37 A

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Where did that mute pick up that dirty language?

"Every man I meet is in some way my superior, and in that I can learn of him." John Adams Ruth


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12/12/10 5:59 P

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lol - these are great emoticon emoticon

Smile .... it makes people wonder what you're up to ;-)

The fourth glass of wine is always a good idea before you do it and a really bad idea afterward! ;-)

It is far easier to MAKE time to exercise than it is to FIND time to exercise. You want results???? MAKE it happen.


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KAYGEEBEE12's Photo KAYGEEBEE12 Posts: 965
12/12/10 5:41 P

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Is there another word for synonym?


If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?


I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.


If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?


If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?


Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"


Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"


What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?


If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?


Would a fly without wings be called a walk?


Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?


If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?


Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?


If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?



How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?


Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?


What was the best thing before sliced bread?


One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.


Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.


The older you get, the better you realize you were.


Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.


Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.


Women like silent men, they think they're listening.


Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.


Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?


If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?


If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?


If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?


If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?


If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?


Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

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My treasures are laid up
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The angels beckon me
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And I can't feel at home
In this world anymore.


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