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Ok--well now listen to this one I make up as I go along. It's called Love Always"
Roses are red---violets Are blue
I do wish that you would not make me say P.U ..........
What is that awful smell?
I thought I was in Hell !
Truly my love--U R one of a kind--
You have a special way to always blow my mind!
Love always. til the bitter end ........ that rreminds me:
do u have some chocolate for me?
What is that on your pants? .............
Yes ........you ........ right there .......... that dark spot ............
Oh no ............ Here I go again........... PU............
~Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless." .... Mother Teresa
~ What I do today shapes my tomorrow. ~I will seize the day~
~To gain friends is to first become a friend~
I was browsing on my Sparkpage reading some of my various team posts from years ago when I was an active member, and came upon this -- gave me a real chuckle....
Lol - these are great
Smile .... it makes people wonder what you're up to ;-)
The fourth glass of wine is always a good idea before you do it and a really bad idea afterward! ;-)
It is far easier to MAKE time to exercise than it is to FIND time to exercise. You want results???? MAKE it happen.
Ray Brookwell - My Spark Name is Jukebox2
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Why Settle for Good When Better is Available and Best IS Achieveable!
In Order To Change Your Wei
I love you, but I love my dog more,
He's faithful, obedient and sleeps on the floor
"Every man I meet is in some way my superior, and in that I can learn of him." John Adams Ruth
Nothing changes unless something changes.
I am a treasured child of the most High God
co leader of Sarcastic Unlimited!
The Washington Post had a contest, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem...except that the last line had to be as unromantic.... as the first line was romantic.
(These are really really funny!)
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was p*ssed.
5. I thought that I could love no other
That is, until I met your brother.
6. Roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you
But the roses are wilting
the violets are dead
the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
Edited by: KAYGEEBEE12 at: 11/18/2010 (23:22)