Author: Sorting Last Post on Top ↓ Message:
TIME4COFFEE's Photo TIME4COFFEE Posts: 13,113
8/9/10 11:29 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
I've met more than a few that never learned #11.

~*~Sally~*~
PAMBWS's Photo PAMBWS SparkPoints: (146,825)
Fitness Minutes: (124,536)
Posts: 7,514
8/9/10 7:19 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
Love #9 - & so very true!

- Pam -

Life is a highway...I'm gonna ride it & enjoy it!

ACTION: The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. - Walt Disney


 Pounds lost: 51.2 
 
0
19.25
38.5
57.75
77
ROSY_TIAMO's Photo ROSY_TIAMO Posts: 2,252
8/8/10 6:30 P

Send Private Message
Reply
I am particularly fond of #2 emoticon

Edited by: ROSY_TIAMO at: 8/8/2010 (20:01)
"LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE"

If more people had a sense of humor, the world would be a better place!

We live in the land of the free, only because of the brave.

If you're not willing to stand behind our troops, please feel free to stand in front of them! "God Bless America, My Home Sweet Home".


 Pounds lost: 9.0 
 
0
4.25
8.5
12.75
17
TWINKIEQUEEN's Photo TWINKIEQUEEN Posts: 7,763
7/5/10 9:15 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
i am particularly fonmd of #8

ROSY_TIAMO's Photo ROSY_TIAMO Posts: 2,252
6/16/10 9:14 A

Send Private Message
Reply
Great list, MR.NET1,

You should come and join the "Jokes You'll Go To Hell For" discussion forum here on this team, it's a howl, lots of laughs to start the day! But only if you have an open mind and don't get offended easily. That's why we all will probably be going to hell!
emoticon emoticon emoticon

"LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE"

If more people had a sense of humor, the world would be a better place!

We live in the land of the free, only because of the brave.

If you're not willing to stand behind our troops, please feel free to stand in front of them! "God Bless America, My Home Sweet Home".


 Pounds lost: 9.0 
 
0
4.25
8.5
12.75
17
GRALLEN's Photo GRALLEN Posts: 20,043
6/15/10 9:06 P

Send Private Message
Reply
These are good.

Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

See my photos on Flickr.
www.flickr.com/photos/blackheart904/

TIME4COFFEE's Photo TIME4COFFEE Posts: 13,113
6/15/10 1:32 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
Thanks for some great chuckles!
emoticon

~*~Sally~*~
IMESASSY's Photo IMESASSY Posts: 4,881
6/15/10 1:20 P

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
emoticon
These are not only funny, they're TRUE!

My animals aren't spoiled, I'm just well trained.

A house without a dog is like a house without windows.

All my children have paws.
MR.NET1's Photo MR.NET1 SparkPoints: (117,887)
Fitness Minutes: (112,070)
Posts: 5,511
6/15/10 2:37 A

My SparkPage
Send Private Message
Reply
1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

4. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

5. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

6. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

7. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

8. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

9. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

10. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

11. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

12. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

13. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

14. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

15. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

16. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

17. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

18. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

19. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

20. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

-Work like you don't need the money.
-Love like you've never been hurt.
-And dance like you do...

***When nobody's watching***

If you take your eyes off your Sparky Goals...
All you will see are Sticky Obstacles!!!
**************************************

Join this supportive team: Equilibrium Matters!

www.sparkpeople.com/myspark/groups_i
ndividual.asp?gid=35688


 current weight: 175.0 
 
205
197.5
190
182.5
175
Page: 1 of (1)  

Report Innappropriate Post

Other Sarcastics Unlimited General Team Discussion Forum Posts

Topics: Last Post:
your best accessory 3/3/2014 11:34:44 AM
what do friends say about your sense of humor? 12/11/2013 6:56:41 AM
Sarcasm Makes You Smarter, More Creative 9/22/2013 9:30:20 PM
Universal Truth 1/20/2014 2:41:17 AM
Smart A$$ Award 11/8/2013 5:25:59 PM

Thread URL: http://www.sparkpeople.com/myspark/team_messageboard_thread.asp?board=0x4459x34807850

Review our Community Guidelines