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10/3/13 8:36 P

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Finally at home on Spark - Love the Creed - No Need to Change myself to please anyone- that Rocks ! emoticon

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10/1/13 8:33 P

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I do not blame her. I give her credit.

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9/22/13 10:07 P

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that's not nice to blame your dear sweet mother ! emoticon after all she raised you didn't she!?!?!



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My name is Bob and I'm sarcastic. I learned how from my dear sweet mother.

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9/8/13 4:09 P

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Sal you know old threads never die ..... they come back to haunt us!



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9/8/13 4:08 P

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Where did u find this old thread? Enjoyed reading some of the way back stuff. Haven't seen many of those ppl around the team though.
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9/7/13 11:01 P

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hahaha I thank you! I try to serve as an inspiration to others.

We are our own worst critics, our biggest enemies. Let's show ourselves that we can do anything, even when we are at our lowest point.

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8/29/13 8:27 P

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like YOUR pledge Silverwolf!



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8/17/13 12:59 P

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Hahaha Steve Martin is so awesome

We are our own worst critics, our biggest enemies. Let's show ourselves that we can do anything, even when we are at our lowest point.

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8/15/13 12:22 P

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Kinda reminds me of a Steve Martin bit.

"Now let's repeat the non-conformists' oath: I promise to be different! (audience repeats) I promise to be unique! (audience repeats) I promise not to repeat things other people say! (audience repeats, laughs) Good!"

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8/12/13 5:14 P

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I so solemnly swear, that I will always be up to no good.That my comments will be aerodynamically designed to go over a young childs' head, if they get it well....that's on you. I will always bring sarcastic humor to my friends who need it most and share my talents with those who are awesome enough to understand it. To point out when people are being Captain Obvious and his faithful companion No Shtuff Sherlock. To this I offer my talents to the SA.



We are our own worst critics, our biggest enemies. Let's show ourselves that we can do anything, even when we are at our lowest point.

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I suppose its like my mom always said, "if you don't have anything nice to say...come sit next to me."

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*Victoria*, may we call you Vicki?
You didn't break a rule. You just broke wind and lucking my monitor isn't so Hi def that I smelled it so we're cool.

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2/6/07 9:58 A

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Wow - well I don't have any chickens or goats but I do have a WACKED Out dog that I can sacrafice!

And as for the smokin, drinkin, and scratchin... how about Fartin? is that considered acceptable?

FART!! - oops sorry not sure If I broke a rule or not.

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11/18/06 5:12 A

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My Dad always had my Mum in tears coz of his sarcasm at her expense. Guess that's where I got it from . . why make someone laugh when you can make someone else cry?!!! Ha

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11/17/06 1:28 P

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my mom always seems like this really nice, kind, person and then every once in a while, she will just totally dis someone as well as the most sarcastic person I've ever met, and I remember where I got it from.

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10/26/06 5:59 P

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My name is Russ and I'm an alcoholic. Oh wait. Wrong room. My mother may have yelled at me for sarcasm, but only if I wasn't doing it right.

I have not failed, I've just proven 10,000 ways that do not work ~ Thomas Edison


I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
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10/26/06 4:26 P

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That's why women rub their eyes in the morning. No balls to scratch . . . .

life is too short for light beer, poor fitting shoes or cheap tools . . .

If you're one of the "Politically Correct and Perpetually Offended"- hey, life is tough . . . get a helmet.


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10/25/06 9:20 A

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Hey you bet smoking is allowed and if ya wanna imbibe spirits have at it. As for scratching, do whatever. We already know all the guys scratch and rearrange body parts all the time. I am grateful that my hubby has almost a darker side to him than I do....together we make a great team when it comes to being smart A$$es.

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so smoking is allowed. what about drinking? and cursing? what about scratching?

To live in an enchanted world, we have to assume the role of magician in our everyday lives. Thomas Moore


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10/19/06 1:33 P

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Never had a problem with my mother yelling at me for being sarcastic... of course, where do you think I got it from?

Now my step dad on the other hand... he wouldn't get sarcasm if you had it delivered in a cement mixer and dumped down his drawers.

Anywho... my name is Eric and I'm a SmartA#@!!! Duh...

My girlfriend claims I have way too odd a look at life and I think she doesn't look at it quite right...lol...


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10/19/06 1:27 P

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my name is maryellen and i still get yelled at by my mother for being sarcastic.. :D Get over it already :D

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind, don't matter, and those who matter, don't mind ~ Dr Seuss


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10/18/06 11:58 P

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I could sacrifice the old man too. He sat around all night chomping on dum-dums. What a sucker...not!

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10/18/06 4:54 P

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I have goats or ducks or guinea hens I can sacrifice. I have a few extra if someone needs some. Oh and I have some dogs and cats I could spare. I'm not sure any of them are in the food database. Personally I may find it necessary to sacrifice my husband, that would help my eating and excercise to.

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10/17/06 7:30 A

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Chickens..It had to be chickens...I prefer a young maiden to make the sacrifice, while listening to Iron Maiden, but that is just me...

I need to add some good quote so people will think I am smart...:)


 
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10/11/06 5:22 P

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Can I just sacrifice a handful of Cheezits instead? I don't feel like finding a live chicken or a goat. Not to mention I have no idea how I'd enter the numbers. Cheezits are already in my favorites tab.

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10/11/06 9:42 A

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Well...sacrificing chickens is not required....I prefer goats myself as they are more handy for me to get to.....I'm looking at an obnoxious one now....just may have to go outside and wrestle with him if he doesn't quit looking in my window...and I am upstairs.

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10/10/06 5:37 P

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emoticon *chewing* Well, I didn't eat the sacrificial chicken, if that's what you were thinking.
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My name is LAURIE AND I'M A SARCASTIC FREAK!! Matter fact my favorite thing to do is make fun of people, I would be a great comedian. I like to pick on people. or was that the AA pledge?? lol


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This is freakin hilarious! Do I need to sacrifice a chicken to get in? I don't like to get that messy...

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

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Excellent group.. emoticon

Love your signature by the way.MERE52

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*Hand in air reciting creed* emoticon Can I come in now? emoticon
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10/10/06 3:12 P

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We have a creed?? Oh well, as long as I don't have to memorize it. :: rolls eyes ::

I''ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou


 
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WE PLEDGE TO ONLY GIVE OUR FIRST NAMES AND TO ADMIT THAT WE ARE SARCASTIC. WE WILL TAKE RESPONSIBILTY FOR OUR SARCASM. SATIRICAL RANTS ARE ALLOWED BUT LIMITED TO 1,000 WORDS OR LESS. WE WILL NOT DIVULGE SA MEMBERS NAMES. THE COFFEE POT IS ON. SMOKING IS ALLOWED SO BREATHE AT YOUR OWN RISK. OUR MOTTO: SARCASM ROCKS THE REAL WORLD. PLEASE COME AND JOIN US...WE WILL MAKE THE WORLD IN WHICH YOU LIVE SO MUCH BETTER.

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