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I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen...Say Anything

"Life is a a dance, that is why I am taking the lead!"


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1] "I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid..."
"What he's basically saying is he likes to get..."
"Paid!" - Shrek

2] "If I'm going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I'm 30, I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete b*nehead. " - Legally Blond

3] "Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training." - Men In Black

4] "What's its motivation?."
"It's a rock monster! It doesn't have a motivation!!" - Galaxy Quest

5] "I feel totally abandon in a place that values physical prowess over mental acuity. I can't wait until all of that changes in the real world." - Sugar and Spice

6] "Congratulations, liars! You know who you are and you know who you want. Aint nothin' gonna change that!" - But I'm A Cheerleader (the best romantic comedy IMO)

7] "Oh my god, the Jew girl's speaking in tongues!" - Saved

8] "Daddy, did God made for you to be like this or was it an accident?"
"Ok, what do you mean?"
"I mean you're different."
"But what do you mean?"
"You're not like other daddies."
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry."
"It's ok, daddy. It's ok. Don't be sorry. I'm lucky. Nobody else's daddy ever comes to the park."
"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, we are lucky. Aren't we lucky? Yeah!" - I Am Sam

9] "All right, man against woman. Is that really fair?"
"Fair for whom?" - Enough

10] Hi, I'm Poot and this is my hetero life mate, Frank. - Stick it

11. "I fight gangs for local charities and stuff."

12. "Settle down, are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so." - The Incredibles

13. "Start at the end. You can't tell a story if you don't know where it's going." - The Lookout

14. Jacob: You know the downward spiral is essentially a chain reaction.

Allel: And nothing that comes out of your mouth makes any sense.

Jacob: They're all reactions! One thing begets the next. A man has a weakness, he's flawed. That flaw leads him to guilt. The guilt leads him to shame. The shame he compensates with pride and vanity. And when pride fails, despair takes over and they all lead to his destruction. It will become his fate... Something's gotta stop the flow. - Ink

15. Kay: All right, kid, here's the deal. At any given time there are approximately 1500 aliens on the planet, most of them right here in Manhattan. And most of them are decent enough, they're just trying to make a living.
Jay: Cab drivers?
Kay: Not as many as you'd think. - Men In Black

16. Kay: That is a lot of fun. It's a universal translator. We're not even supposed to have it, and I'll tell you why... Human thought is so primitive it's looked upon as an infectious disease in some of the better galaxies. That kind of makes you proud, doesn't it? huh? - Men In Black

17. Zed: May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?

James Edwards: Well, she was the only one that actually seemed dangerous at the time, sir.

Zed: How'd you come to that conclusion?

James Edwards: Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y'know, he's just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin' in the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm realizing, y'know, he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Y'know, ain't no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some s**t, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something. And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it. - Men In Black

18. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

19. Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.
- The Princess Bride

20. Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. - The Princess Bride

21. I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't. - Legally Blonde

22. Hi. I'm Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods. We're both Gemini vegetarians. - Legally Blonde (yay for Gemini vegetarians!!)

23. If you're going to let one stupid pr**k ruin your life... you're not the girl I thought you were. - Legally Blonde

24. Humans of Earth, I come in peace. You need not fear me, I mean you no harm. However, it is important to note that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. The few of you that do survive will be enslaved and experimented upon. You should, in no way, take any of this personally. It's just business. So to recap, I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die. Gallaxhar out. - Monsters vs Aliens

25. Once again, a UFO has landed in America, the only country UFOs ever seem to land in. - Monsters vs Aliens

26. Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: My, what a shindig. Your parents really know how to throw it down.

The Missing Link: Huh? Oh, yeah. That was the best party I've even been to since I left prison.

B.O.B.: I don't know what party you guys went to, because that's not how I interpreted it at all. I don't think your parents like me, and I think that Jello gave me a fake phone number. - Monsters vs Aliens

27. B.O.B.: I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but I have an idea. - Monsters vs Aliens

28. Susan Murphy: Three weeks ago, if you were to ask me to fight a giant robot, I would have said "no can do". But I did it! Me! I'm still buzzing! Did you see how strong I was? There probably isn't a jar in this world I can't open! - Monsters vs Aliens

29. Derek Dietl: Susan!

Susan Murphy: Derek?

Derek Dietl: I've been thinking long and hard about what happened last night, and I just want to to know, I forgive you.

Susan Murphy: You forgive me?

Derek Dietl: Of course. It wasn't your fault you got hit by a meteorite and ruined everything. And I say maybe you didn't ruin everything, because I just got a call from New York. They offered me network. All I have to do is give them an exclusive interview with you.

Susan Murphy: Really?

Derek Dietl: Yes. I get my dream job, and you get your dream guy. It's a win-win for Team Dietl.

Susan Murphy: Derek, that's... amazing. Is the camera running?

Derek Dietl: Of course.

Susan Murphy: [Picks up Derek] Good, because I wouldn't want any of your fans to miss this. This is Susan Murphy saying goodbye, Derek!
[Flicks him up in the air] B.O.B., could you...?

B.O.B.: [after catching Derek] Derek, you're a selfish jerk, and guess what? I've met someone else. She's lime green, she has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside of her, and she is everything I deserve in life! I'm happy now, Derek, without you. It's over! - Monsters vs Aliens (the fabulosity of quotes from this movie is endless)

30. Cuthbert: Don't rush me, Katie. I'm just, not ready.

Katie: Oh relax Cuthbert, it's just like dancing. I'll lead. - Monsters vs Aliens (FYI John Krasinski (aka Jim Halpert) voiced Cuthbert)

31. Gallaxhar: Now I can finally rebuild my civilization. Any thought on where I can set up shop? Your planet, perhaps?
Susan Murphy: You keep your slimy tentacles off my planet...
Gallaxhar: [Grabs Susan with one of his tentacles] Or what? If you wanted to stop me, you should have done it when you possessed the quantonium. Now you're nothing.
Susan Murphy: There are innocent people down there who didn't do anything!
Gallaxhar: [Throws Susan down to the ground] Bah! There were innocent people in my home planet when it was destroyed.
Susan Murphy: Look, I'm sorry your planet was destroyed.
Gallaxhar: Oh, don't be. I was the one who destroyed it. Confused? After I reveal my tale to you, everything will become crystal clear. Computer, begin cloning machine!
Computer: Yes, Gallaxhar.
[Gallaxhar gets on machine]
Computer: Many zentons ago, when I was just a squidling, I found out my parents had...
[Machine closes; after a moment, it opens again]
Gallaxhar: No child should have to endure that! So I went on the road, with a giant...
[Machine closes and opens again]
Gallaxhar: And soon thereafter was married! Things were going well, until...
[Machine closes and opens again]
Gallaxhar: ...And I was all "no way!", and she was all "yes way!", and I was like...
[Machine closes and opens again]
Gallaxhar: But I've told you too much already! Let the conquest of my new planet, now know as... Gallaxhar's Planet, begin! - Monsters vs Aliens

"Three weeks ago, if you were to ask me to fight a giant robot, I would have said "no can do". But I did it! Me! I'm still buzzing! Did you see how strong I was? There probably isn't a jar in this world I can't open!" - Ginormica, in Monsters vs Aliens

"Happiness does not come gift-wrapped with your goal weight." - MIGHTYFINEWINE, in her 50 things I've learned blog


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Two more:

"Nobody could puke more than that kid, I think I saw a boot come out of him."


AND


"They were cones!!!"

The Wedding Singer


"After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps."
~Miss Piggy~


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"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me..."

Mike from Monster's Inc.


"After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps."
~Miss Piggy~


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Please don't say anything important 'til I come back.
~sense and sensibility

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Yes I love disney movies so sue me...one of my favs: Toy story

Buzz: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody: This is a perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to their new house in two days, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
Buzz: Mine? My fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...
Woody: Oh yeah? Well, if you hadn't shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...
Buzz: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of *you*, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Woody: WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And *you*, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody: [pauses and looks incredulous] YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're an action figure!
[holds hand up to eyes indicating something small]
Woody: You are a child's play thing!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
[waves in military fashion]
Buzz: Farewell.
[starts to walk away]
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!

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If you wanna be profound, if you really gotta justify, take a breath and look around, a lot of folks deserve to die!
~little shop of horrors

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What in the blue blazes is the circus doing here in these parts?
~killer clowns from outer space

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I'll hire the muscular descendants of Roman gods to do the heavy lifting.
~under the tuscan sun

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Oh, this is disgusting. It's all over and it's... It's sticky and... We're going to need some kind of cleaning fluid to get this off.
~3 men and a baby

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Come on, Steve. We've got a diem to carpe!
~cloudy with a chance of meatballs

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This is a really volcanic ensemble you're wearing, it's really marvelous!
~pretty in pink

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I have one from the new Alice In Wonderland as well:

"Have I gone mad?"
"Yes. I'm afraid you're completely bonkers. You've gone 'round the bend. But I'll let you in on a little secret, all the best people are."

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That's a very silly lie. I'm not lovely. What I am is very brilliant. I have a wonderful brain.
~wuthering heights

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Dr. Leo Marvin: Are you married?
Bob Wiley: I'm divorced.
Dr. Leo Marvin: Would you like to talk about that?
Bob Wiley: There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him.
Dr. Leo Marvin: [pause] I see. So, what you're saying is that even though you are an almost-paralyzed, multiphobic personality who is in a constant state of panic, your wife did not leave you, you left her because she... liked Neil Diamond?

-What About Bob

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Bill: Okay, Ted, George Washington. One: the father of our country.
Ted: Two: born on President's Day.
Bill: Three: the dollar bill guy.
Ted: Bill, you ever made a mushroom out of his head? It's like, just like...
Bill: Ted. Alaska.
Ted: Okay. Um... Had wooden teeth, chased Moby Dick.
Bill: That's Captain Ahab, dude.

-Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

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Thorny: Are you okay?
College Boy 2: Yeah, sure.
Thorny: Yes sir?
College Boy 2: Yes sir.
Thorny: No, did you say "yes sir."?
Rabbit: I think he said "yeah, sure."
College Boy 1: What'd you say man?
College Boy 2: When I said, "yeah, sure", but what... literally what I said was "yeah, sure, sir."
Thorny: So you are okay then?
College Boy 2: Yes sir.
-Super Troopers

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College Boy 2:No, man, I'm just saying... I'm sayin', if-if you own beachfront property, right, do you own, like, the sand and the water?
College Boy 3:Nobody owns the water. God owns - it's God's water.
-Super Troopers

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One of my favorite movies in the 80s was "big man on campus" heres some quotes:

Love conquers all! Love is what dreams are made of! Love sucks!

He's going to kill me in the night and eat my clothes.

Dr. Webster: Now I think the first thing we should do is pick out a name for you and I think that you should pick it. Do you know what you want your name to be? What?
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Judy Finkel!
Dr. Webster: Judy Finkel is a nice name, but it's a woman's name.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Okay!
Dr. Webster: No, it's not okay! You really should have a man's name. Now I want you to think of a man's name, something that suits you.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: William F. Buckley!
Dr. Webster: There already is a William F. Buckley.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Okay! William G. Buckley!
Dr. Webster: I think you should have your own name, a name that's not like a famous person's.
Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Bob! Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga! Anyone famous named Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga?
Dr. Webster: I doubt it!


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I never told you, but you sound a little like Dr. Seuss when you're drunk.
~sixth sense

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You used to be much more…”muchier.” You’ve lost your muchness.
~alice in wonderland (the new one)

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Well, I like art, I work in a gas station, my best friend is a tomboy. These things don't fly too well in the American high school.
~some kind of wonderful

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You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.
~the ref

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then I must get it next time I redbox

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I enjoyed it. There was one scene that I laughed so hard I thought I was going to you know what myself. I had to replay it a few times.

~*~Sally~*~
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how was that movie? its on my list...

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And I like that you stopped getting bikini waxes. You've gone native. I was into it!
~It's Complicated

Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes?
~It's Complicated


~*~Sally~*~
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HELLOOO McFly
~back to the future

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Lucify. That's him. Meany, sneaky. Jump at you. Bite at you!
~Cinderella

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I plan to buy it at some point...I never thought I was a chick flick kind of person but apparently I am LOL I liked this movie!

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Loved Leap Year - a chick flick and hubs chose it! Here's a few from it:

'Wait a minute where's Louis?'
'Louis I.... he's fine I strapped him to the roof'
'You strapped him to the roof? He'll get filthy up there'
'Don't worry we'll throw him in the wash, He'll be grand.'

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Anna: You fried my blackberry
Declan: You fried the whole village!

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Declan: which one of you bollocks thinks my chicken is dry? You? You?

~*~Sally~*~
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I liked it...that Matthew Goode is soooo cute!!!

Heres another from leap year:
What are you, the Lucky Charms leprecaun?

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Cute. We rented Leap Year from Redbox and will watch it tonight or sometime tomorrow.

~*~Sally~*~
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Declan: Well where to you think the chicken you eat comes from?
Anna: The freezer section...
~leap year

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Just think about a few names for a second: Bigfoot. Loch Ness. The Abominable Snowman. They all have one thing in common, pal: Banishment! We could be next!
~monsters inc.

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My nerves are shot. This is a catastrophe! What would her father say? I'll tell you what her father'd say. He'd say he's gonna kill himself a crab, that's what her father'd say! I'm gonna march meself home and tell him right this minute!
~the little mermaid

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It says fragile(fraageeelay) must be italian.
~a Christmas story

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well what if there is no tommorrow? there wasn't one today!

if we wanted to run over mail boxes, we coulda let ralph drive!

mrs. lancaster, do you ever have deja vous?
- um, i don't know, but i could ask the kitchen...?

(car drives off a cliff) he might be alright. (car burts into flame) ok, probably not now.

~ groundhog day (i could go for DAYS on this one! love it love it love it!!)
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(ferris honking on clarinet) - never had one lesson!

cameron - ferris, you don't understand, he NEVER drives it! he just rubs it with a diaper!

mr. rooney - this kid does not know who he's dealing with!
ferris - bueller, ferris bueller!

grace - why ed, you looked like dirty harry just then!

grace - Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

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Miss Gulch: [stopping bicycle and getting off] Gale?
Uncle Henry Gale: Well, howdy, Miss Gulch.
Miss Gulch: [comes into the Gales' yard] I want to see you and your wife right away about Dorothy!
Uncle Henry Gale: Dorothy? Well, what has Dorothy done?
Miss Gulch: What she's done? I'm all but lame from the bite on my leg!
Uncle Henry Gale: Oh! You mean she bit you?
Miss Gulch: No, her dog!
Uncle Henry Gale: Oh, she bit her dog, eh?
[Uncle Henry tries to shut the gate, but it hits her on the backside]
Miss Gulch: [exasperated] No!
~The wizard of oz

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Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye. ~monsters inc.

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Andie: Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
Ben: Who's Princess Sophia?
[Andie points at his crotch]
Andie: Little, big, little, big... I don't know... we will find out!
Ben: You can't name my member... Princess Sophia.
Andie: Yes, I can!
Ben: If you are gonna name my... member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!
~how to lose a guy in 10 days

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Now, Voyager (1942)


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"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to
your friends." ~harry potter movie forget which one

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its a long one from there's something about mary:

Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That - good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
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Ginny: I really love Rudy and he is totally enamored of me. I mean - I've had men who've loved me before - but not for 6 months in a row!

geek: so what's the story? you got a guy or...?
Sam: yes, 3 big ones and they lust wimp blood so stop bugging me or I'll sic them all over your weenie a**!

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You can't handle the truth! ~a few good men

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It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my poprocks in the third grade. ~13 going on 30

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Cher: Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.
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--Myrea

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Shrek: Oh no no no, dead broad OFF THE TABLE!
Dwarf: Well where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.
Shrek: What?
Big Bad Wolf: [dressed as Grandmother in bed] What?


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Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
~national lampoons christmas vacation

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Fozzie: Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat - a Studebaker.
from the muppet movie

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Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease. ~16 candles

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I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker. -meet the parents

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can't remember the show but their was a character kicked out of an Elvis Hunk a hunk a burn'n lobve fan club. she was told to join a group that was a little less devoted.

her resoponse was "like the PLO?"

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"Does Barry Manillo know that you raid his wardrobe?"
- john bender in the breakfast club

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“Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.” — Uncle Buck

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Borat: [referring to woman in feminism group] I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.

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Lion: "What makes a muskrat guard his musk? - Courage!"

"Lions and tigers and bears - oh my!"

Lion: "I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do, I do, I do believe in spooks"

Dorothy: "Weren't you frightened?"
Wizard of Oz: "Frightened? Child, you're talking to a man who's laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe... I was petrified!"

"How long do you stay fresh in that can?" - Lion to the Tin Man

Scarecrow: "First they took my legs and threw them over then and then they took my chest and threw it over there"
Tin Man: "Well, that's you all over"

Wizard of Oz: "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain"


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"our love fern, you killed it!" ~how to lose a guy in 10 days...love that movie!

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"Badgi's? Badgi's? We don' need no stinkin badgis!"

Blazing Saddles

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a few from another fav "ELF"

Buddy the Elf! What's your favorite color?

You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa.

Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!

I'm a cottenheaded ninnymuggins.

I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.

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Oh yes, I remember that scene well Popeye. But I still think "baby fishmouth is sweeping the nation" was a riot.

Gail

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Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
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When Harry Met Sally

"OHHHH GOOOODDDDD!!!! OHHHHHH YES! OHHHHH YEEEEESSS!! YES! YES! YES! (pounding the table, everyone in the resteraunt turns to look) YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! yes! yessssss....oh GOD...ohh..oh... ohhh."

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another of my favorite movies is borat (I know I know so un PC but I don't care its funny)

I get a step, he get a step, I get glass for window, he get glass for window, I get clock radio...he cannot afford... great success!

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"God. I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. It smells like victory."

Apocalypse Now

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"Monkey! Monkey! I'm an ape you clown."

What movie is that from?

Don't know...

try guessing ....

try again ....

Ok, ok, Trading Places.

Gail

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Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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Fun idea Jeni - good browsing. I don't watch lots of movies & remember even fewer lines, but this is one that I always loved:

"What we have here...is a failure...to communicate!"

Cool Hand Luke

- Pam -

Life is a highway...I'm gonna ride it & enjoy it!

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The "Killer: (Boris Karloff): How do you want to die?

Costello: Of old Age!

Abott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff

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Love those Pandora!!

from one of my favorite books at the moment (pride and prejudice)and yes its a book but it was made into movies so it counts!

I could easily forgive his pride, if he had not mortified mine.

You expect me to account for opinions which you choose to call mine, but which I have never acknowledged.

My good opinion once lost, is lost forever.

Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion.

Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.

I cannot fix on the hour, or the look, or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun.

In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

I might as well inquire, why with so evident a desire of offending and insulting me, you chose to tell me that you liked me against your will, against your reason, and even against your character.

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emoticon Oh movies...now here's a subject I love. In no particular order...

"Snap out of it!" - Moonstruck

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." - The Godfather

"As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."
and
"After all, tomorrow is another day!"
and
"I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies."
and
"You should be kissed - and often, and by someone who knows how." - Gone with the Wind

"Surely you can't be serious."
- "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." - Airplane

"I'll have what she's having." - When Harry Met Sally

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
and
"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner." - The Silence of The Lambs

"Mmmm-hmmm! This is a tasty burger!"
and
"Check out the big brain on Brad!" - Pulp Fiction

"AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf#$%@er in the room, accept no substitutes." - Jackie Brown

"Show me the money!"
and
"You had me at 'hello.'" - Jerry Maguire

"You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver

"No wire hangers, ever!" - Mommie Dearest

"Say 'hello' to my little friend!" - Scarface

"Look, you shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you want to get caught." - Thelma & Louise

"Listen, I - I appreciate this whole seduction scene you got going, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing." - Pretty Woman

"Good morning...Oh, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!" - The Truman Show

"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view - until you climb into his skin and walk around in it." - To Kill A Mockingbird

"Do you know what's wrong with you?"
- "No, what?"
- "Nothing." - Charade

"Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." - The Shawshank Redemption

There are so many more I love, but I'm gettin' sleepy so good night sparkers!

Serena emoticon

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Who's Harry? I don't know no Harry. That's my story. Yup.

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Jeni ~ same here about Napolean Dynamite. So stupid you had to watch it several times just to believe the movie actually exists. lol

Ok here's one of my favorite quotes.

"Oh and baby fishmouth is sweeping the nation."

Can you guess the movie?

No?

Ok, it's When Harry Met Sally.

Here's another:
"And when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start right now."

I love that movie.

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"it's not a purse, its a sachel, indiana jones has one"

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Hangover

"How about a whole bunch of none of your fu*king buissness".

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A Beautiful Mind

"I find you very attractive. your aggressive moves toward me indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we go through a number of platonic activities before we [brief pause] have sex. I'm simply proceeding with those activities. But in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible. You're gonna slap me now."

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"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

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"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
~Dirty Dancing

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
~The Princess Bride

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"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
~Jaws

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"There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing."
"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."
-Pirates of the Caribbean 2


*You're supposed to be the leading lady in your own life, for God's sake!
-The Holiday


*With enough courage, you can do without a reputation.
*Dreams, dreams always dreams with you, never common sense.
-Gone With The Wind


"Say, suppose the ship hits an iceberg and sinks. Which one of them do you save from drowning?"
"Those girls couldn't drown."

*Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?

*There was an old man named Sidney... Who drank till he ruined a kidney. It shriveled and shrank, but he drank and he drank... He had his fun doing it, didn't he?
-Gentlemen Prefer Blondes


"Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe."
"Yea yea! The camel tail."

"What's it like to have a gun?"
"It's like having two c!cks. If one of your c!cks could kill someone."

*Prepare to be f!cked by the long d!ck of the law!
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Yea movie quotes!! Thanks Jenikinz! emoticon

"If she's a lady then I'm a vernicious knid"

"of course you don't know, only I know, if you knew and I didn't then you would be teaching me instead of me teaching you and for a student to teach his teacher is presumptuous and rude!"

"Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!"

"The suspense is terrible - I hope it lasts!"

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From Fried Green Tomatoes

Evelyn: Excuse me. I was waiting for that space.
Girl #1: Yeah, tough!
Girl #2: Face it, lady, we're younger and faster.
Evelyn: ... Towanda. (screams and smashes into the car) Towanda!! Yes ma'am!
Girl #2: what are you doing? Are you crazy?
Evelyn: Face it, girls. I'm older and I have more insurance.

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haha it is a good one though!

Good morning starshine the earth says hello!

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Hmm. I don't know the movie. I do know a guy that's done some cage fighting and he's now training to get back into it. I wouldn't want to be in there with him!

But movies huh? Good topic! Here's one of my all time favorites:

"Go ahead, make my day."

I KNOW, it's been sooooo overused, but hey! Maybe I just want to shoot something! Ok, ignore that I just said that...

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lets post our favorite movie quotes!

ok I saw this movie the first time and said ugh this is stupid but the more times I watched it the more I loved it...please don't hate on me LOL its Napoleon Dynamite!

Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.

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