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2/12/10 9:30 A

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Yeah and then the cart rolls around and crashes into my car.

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2/11/10 4:55 P

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People who can't seem to get their grocery cart back to the corral in the parking lot. LAZY!!!!

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2/10/10 11:29 P

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when i'm on my third day of not smoking and 2 of my kids asked me for a cigarette even after i told them i was stopping smoking. man that irritates me.

"beauty comes from within, and you are the most beautiful person i know"
my dad :)

"it takes 20 days to make a habit so make it 20 days of not smoking and you have a new habit"
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2/9/10 8:59 A

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Right now it is 20" of snow, no power for days and 20 more inches coming today. Not much anyone can do but still irritating. Wish it was more fun.

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2/9/10 1:25 A

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People who panhandle in traffic, then wind up in the ER with a broken leg because they got hit by a car! GRRR!!!

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1/29/10 6:54 P

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The number one thing that irritates me- is the way they make things to fall apart.
I have a 62 year old waffle iron... that has been pumping out waffles to my family regularly for 62 years. Why can't we buy a toaster that lasts more than 2 years?
Why can't mops be made with the same darn design? Buy an O Cedar mop- and 6 months later, can't find the same head to replace it... so you have to buy a whole new mop. So---- I buy a mop & 5 heads at the same time- but sometimes the darn things are made so badly that the pole/squeezer dies anyway.
We had the same mop handle/squeeze part for over 20 years before...
Yes, I know, planned obsolescence. Argh! I would pay extra to have well made things. Really.
(I hate string mops, I know they work, but the floor takes so long to dry...)

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1/28/10 9:16 P

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i don't get mad, i get even. every house around me has barking dogs. i bought 2 roosters and come to find out, they don't just cock-a-doodle-do at 5am, they do it all day long and all night long :)

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1/22/10 10:03 P

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So much road rage, so little time.

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1/22/10 7:45 P

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People that turn into the wrong lane!

1. Guy1 going north and turning east
2. Guy2 going south and turning east

Guy1 is supposed to turn into the right-hand lane!
Guy2 is supposed to turn into the left-hand lane!

THAT WAY THEY BOTH CAN TURN AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

But NOOOO some idiot has to pull into the far lane because he doesn't think the rules apply to him.

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1/22/10 6:17 A

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Yea, I get it. The people screaming at the dogs are actually worse than the dog. I have this one particular neighbor who owns a large breed dog and it is outside more than ever in and it barks all the time. They live across the courtyard so it is not too often that the dog bothers me. That ultrasonic bark inhibitor is hand held so one afternoon when the dog was barking non stop I was standing in front of their place pushing on the device and watching the woman just go about her business in her bedroom. Cleaning, organizing etc... whatever but NOT being the least bit concerned that her dog was barking for the past 15 minutes non stop!

btw, I laugh at the spell check sometimes....

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1/22/10 3:49 A

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I want to install a couple on the neighbors necks- I mean the people... tee hee
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(The dogs... do need to be trained, yes... but the people... emoticon I think they are uneducable.
.... oh, another irritant... Spark does not have uneducable in it's dictionary... argh! Not educated. uneducated [ʌnˈɛdjʊˌkeɪtɪd]. adj. not having been educated to a good standard poor uneducated people ...

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1/22/10 3:03 A

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Since I have dogs and have several neighbors that have dogs that don't shut up I bought an ultrasonic bark inhibitor. It works great on my pack so I'm not "ONE OF THOSE" neighbors and it also works on the neighbors dogs too!

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1/21/10 10:07 P

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Royaletrone---Bless your heart!

Happiness is a day at the beach.


Nothing ventured; nothing gained.


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1/21/10 8:37 P

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I have 8 large dogs living right near my bedroom window. And... it's not the dogs that drive me as crazy nutzoid, as having the owners scream at the dogs to stop barking. Argh. Yelling at a barking dog is like saying 'come on, it's time to bark'... plus 'woof, woof' is just loud. "Shut up you m-fer's! I'm going to seriously kick your buts, you lame a-holes" somehow- much more irritating. However- I try to avoid screaming at the screaming owners screaming at the Rottweiler. Seems like a recipe for disaster.

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It's not a DIE-et- it's a LIVE-it!

I am a kind of pranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - JD Salinger



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1/21/10 2:23 P

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People who have barking dogs that DO NOT EVER SHUT UP!

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1/21/10 12:55 P

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One of my current irritations -
People that stop at a red light in the lane that can be left turn or straight; no turn signal on so you assume they're going straight. Nope! Light turns green and they inch forward and turn on their directional. Grrrrrr....now you're stuck behind them waiting for traffic to clear. I really wish my rocket launchers worked on these people.

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1/21/10 11:52 A

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Couldn't resist that one lol!

I can't stand when people can't drive a consistent speed. Or, they can't find what they are looking for and make you wait behind them while they slow down, speed up or STOP where there is no STOP sign.

Where's the pumping fist with the finger stuck out emoticon when you need it?



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1/21/10 9:00 A

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Everything and everyone irritates me!
Driving - mostly people who don't know how to, or just won't, merge. Every other car you idiots. It makes the traffic move faster.

People who come to my fitness classes with perfume on. Ugh.



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1/21/10 7:28 A

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PENNY, you did hit it on the head! Sometimes I'm just to lazy to use shift key!



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1/21/10 5:57 A

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HA HA HA PENNNY! YOU ARE REALLY FUNNY! REALLY REALLY FUNNY!

OMG I totally hate drivers that have to get in front of me and then slow down. Or when someone will not let you over until they pass and then they change lanes! Or when they are in the fast lane going slow and when you are passing them you find them on the cell phone! OMG you MORONS! It's California! There is a law that you can't drive and talk on your cell phone. At least get the FREAK to the right if you are going to be on you STUPID FREAKIN CELL PHONE!

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1/20/10 11:55 P

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OMFG DO YOU BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THAT! I MEAN CAPITOL LETTERS...COME ON!



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1/20/10 11:13 P

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since drivers seem to be the theme... trying to pass anyone that will not let you, in fact they slow down and run even with the car next to them! idiots on cell phones while driving, they can't drive with out cell phones, they drive worse w/cell phones!



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1/20/10 11:02 P

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People who cut you off in traffic and then SLOW DOWN!


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1/20/10 9:14 P

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People who have a turn signal on and don't turn right at the red light Grrrrrrr
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People who arrive 15 minutes or more earlier than time announced!
Slow drivers
People who brag about how much better their former state is than the one he is in now with you! Grrrrrrrrr
Rude New Yorkers



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1/20/10 8:58 P

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Just figured I'd pop off about things/people that piss me off!

People who TYPE IN ALL CAPS! OMG WTF, if you can't read normal typing w/o caps, buy a frekin pair of glasses!

People who park in the RED zone. OMG WTF, it is not just a minute parking. It's NO parking, you moron! I don't care if there isn't a parking spot right in front of where you are going. Find a parking spot and take your lazy ass to where you need to go.

People who drive slow in the fast lane. OMG WTF, it's not a two lane road! Move to the right!



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