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my morning commutes would be a breeze!!

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the infected people would eventually infect us all!

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there would be less of them walking around!



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3/24/10 11:52 A

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If stupidity was a fatal disease....
It would have a "Fatal Attraction".



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New Jersey would no longer exist!

(Sad cases in point: the teenager arrested for making a racially-charged announcement at a South Jersey WalMart, and the Central Jersey gal who is deliberately gaining weight.....!

YIKES!

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...their family trees have no roots and no branches

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they do not have 2 brain cells that fire at the same time!



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3/5/10 1:02 P

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I wouldn't have a job.

...Yes, I work in retail.





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...if brains were dynamite, some folks wouldn't have enough to blow their noses...

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I'd be dead resulting from all the crappy food I ate this month!

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and sometimes I'm not sure if my husband would survive, either! Must be the defective "Y" chromosome!!

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the clueless people would be gone!



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Half of my coworkers would be dead. emoticon

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Many wrecker crews wouldn't have a job during the winter.

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actually we would because then they would all be denied service because they were to stupid!



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1/6/10 7:11 P

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We wouldn't need a healthcare bill!

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we would not have to listen to people talking LOUDLY on their cell phones as if it was the most important conversation in the world, I do not care what you are doing in your miserable little life... got it out in 1 sentence! emoticon



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college would be free...and easier to get into...

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I'd have the grocery store to myself.

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actually we might get better politicians, because the STUPID people that voted the clowns in office would be dead! LOL emoticon



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no body would run for political office.
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we would not have anyone to pick on!



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Interstates would be almost empty.

Sometimes I feel like a big furnace that keeps needing more fuel. The answer in the past has been to just keep shoveling it in. Maybe I need a smaller shovel.


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I would have fewer people to laugh at...

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The darwin award would be more popular!

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good one!!



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Copenhagen would be empty right now...

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OMG!lol!



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My entire family line wouldn't exist!

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There'd be a lot fewer politicians and religious leaders.

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That's as good as mine! I like it LOL! I work at a truck DMV so people are always calling for direction?!?! One actually asked me "how do you get there from here?" When I said I don't know where here is, he got pissy with me.... and they will be driving, as truckers. Hmm how long do you think they will have a job if they keep calling the dispatchers on how to get around??!! Yet they can VOTE.....



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How about you answer the phone and a customer says can I talk to someone...

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when the phone rings at work.... "are you open today?" ..Well.....I'm answering the phone?!?!? No I come in on my day off and answer the phones.....
seriously???



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I told a friend how much I loved babies. She said why don't you have one.... I am not married.... How does your tummy know you are married?

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IDIOT SIGHTING:

The stop-light on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?

She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS ..


IDIOT SIGHTING:

I attended a "good-bye" luncheon for an old and dear co-worker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that "deer-in-the-headlights" stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.


IDIOT SIGHTING:

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office, no less.


IDIOT SIGHTING:

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side."

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , MS ......

I love this one!:

When I left Hawaii and was transferred to FL, I still had the Hawaiian plates on my car, as my car was shipped from Hawaii . I was parking somewhere (I can't remember) and a guy asked me "Wow, you drove from Hawaii to here?" I looked at him and quickly said "Yep. I took the Hawaii/San Francisco Bridge." He nodded his head and said "Cool!"

STAY ALERT!

They walk among us...
and they VOTE...
and they REPRODUCE...


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It would have to be terminal at 25 years old, so that they could not add to the gene pool..



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Idiots wouldn't procreate

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there would be nobody to make a u-turn 30 feet in front of you in the pitch black night when its pouring rain outside and you cant hardly see out your windshield.

lol in other words the streets would be on hell of alot safer emoticon

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...cable TV would close shop due to lack of customers!

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...we'd have the room to make cemeteries bigger

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It would sure clean up the gene pool.

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We would solve "GLOBAL WARMING" (joke) because there would be less people putting out carbon dioxide, and talking up space!



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The population of this city would drop off drastically - less traffic, easier to find a reasonable place to live, easier living just in general.

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parents would not be thrown out of little league baseball games.



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Grocery stores would be easier to get in and out of. No more stopping in the middle of the aisle, or standing in the middle of the aisle, no more check writers, or people who unload their carts on the conveyor and realize they forgot one thing.

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There'd be no traffic jams....EVER!

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