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11/8/09 12:57 P

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Loss of memory at any age really sucks!

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8/10/09 11:57 A

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My fave was the vine. Wow!

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8/9/09 3:53 P

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All I can say is WOW! LOL about the 'Kentucky Jelly'

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8/8/09 11:27 P

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Working in a hospital I have seen and heard some pretty bizarre stories.

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8/8/09 6:47 P

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I am the son of an RN and the brother-in-law of an RN. These stories remind me of those my mom used to tell and my SIL still tells.

I laughed so hard at some of them, I had to get away from the computer and go to the bathroom!

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8/8/09 4:38 P

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Here's what we do NOT want...
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Or google images of the pannus. Oh, no, don't do this if you are weak of heart... Maggots in the groin, anyone?
On a more joyous note, I was reading about the pannus, and found that getting rid of our bellies helps with one of those not so often mentioned side affects of obesity- incontinence. Hey, women, you know that big cough that used to mean a tad of wetness? This can be cured by getting rid of the overhang. Yes, I can vouch for this one. Err... how many women here have had babies and can vouch for this one?
Or want to admit it?
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Hmm, I ought to blog on this one someday. Another one of those reasons to lose the weight!

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8/8/09 3:16 P

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My thoughts also... But seriously folks..... I bet no one wanted to check.
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8/8/09 1:25 P

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YOu know, that was my first thought..is this a guy? Did they check that out?



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8/8/09 11:58 A

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I had to look a few time also to be sure. Are they sure they have a male? Have they looked closely enough to be sure? I mean, they couldn't find the gun...

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8/8/09 11:55 A

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Does anyone else think that guy looks like a woman who needs to wax her upper lip?

Thankfully I've never been big enough to hide something larger than a pencil in my flab (the old boob test). Even then you'd find it if you went looking for it.

I guess the authorities will take frisking to a new level after this. Remind me not to pass through any ports until I lose a few more stones.
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8/8/09 11:49 A

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ew.

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You can not change yesterday - it's done.
You can only dream of tomorrow.
The only day you can change is today.
What are you going to do today to reach your goals of tomorrow?

It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it GREAT

Go little Turtle Go!


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8/8/09 11:41 A

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