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awful tasting spicers, trying to come back



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Sweet, sour, bitter, pungent, the Spice girls try for a comeback."

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"That'll learn ya." - U.S. Grant

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"The education of a man is never completed until he dies"- Robert E. Lee

--After that, you're pretty much limited to "Sit" and "Stay".

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"Sweet, sour, bitter, pungent...this ain't the pepperoni pizza I ordered!"

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A NEW ONE TO MAUL:

"Sweet, sour, bitter, pungent, all must be tasted."
- Chinese proverb


PEACE
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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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LOL!! I guess my sarcasm is in my dna as it is natural?!? Mine just comes out with out me thinking about it!

I found a new quote that I like... Life is hard, it is even harder when you are stupid. How profound is that?

Edited by: GARDENCHRIS at: 9/17/2009 (07:42)


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No, I don't think so.

If it occurs naturally, it's not sarcasm.

Sarcasm would be: "I accomplished so many items on my "honey-do" list that my wife exhausted herself finding new things to do".

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I thought this was sarcastic team???? that was sarcasm emoticon



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What a man accomplishes in a day is probably not all that was on his "honey-do" list.

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Humm ..what a man accomplishes in a day.....you mean they sometime accomplish things????



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Is that anything like "Life comes at you fast and always out of order"?

I have not failed, I've just proven 10,000 ways that do not work ~ Thomas Edison


I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
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Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.
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The future is always just out of reach.

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The future comes one day behind schedule.

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One day, my future will come ... I hope she's a princess and not a frog.
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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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"The future comes one day at a time."

How can this be considered a quote? I thought this was common knowledge...





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When the fresh water is all gone, you'll rue the day you voted against the Desalinizing plant in "your" neighborhood.

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I always miss the toilet so the floor's never dry.

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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
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If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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You'll never miss the water, 'til the well runs dry. Then you'll splatter all over the rock floor of the wellshaft.

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then it's time for Dasani

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OK -- Time for a new one to destroy ...

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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
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If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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"If you're stupid enough to grab a red-hot coal and you aren't wearing LOEGAIRE's gloves, you get what you deserve."

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I have some pretty serious gloves I use for blacksmithing. Red hot steel is no match for 'em!

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People who live in paper houses should not throw hot coals.


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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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"Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intention of throwing it at someone else. You are the one who gets burned."

All I can think is, not unless you have one of those Ove Gloves!

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Never look down on anybody because they may be climbing up to hurt you.

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LOL LOGGY ---
Here's a new one that shouldn't tax your A.D.D. brains so much.

"Never look down on anybody unless you are helping him up."
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If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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Concentration is the abi....

Purty rock!

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"In baseball, the more you concentrate on nothing, the better the results."

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'Concentration is the ability to think of absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary'...

I can think of nothing right now ... my brain is as concentrated as frozen orange juice.

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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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'Concentration is the ability to think of absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary'...


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The best years of my life haven't happened yet and I'm rapidly running out of time.

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Darn right!

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The best years of my life happened when I beat myself up instead of letting everyone else do it. If you want something done right do it your self!

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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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"The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny."

I am in control of my own destiny, that's why I shut my mother out of my life :)


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For sound sleep, no pillow is as soft as a clean conscience. ....

Do it until you pass out and you become your partner's pillow.

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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
-- Aeschylus


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For sound sleep, percodan works as good as anything.

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I've always bent to the left ... politically and well, since you brought it up ... physically. A crooked man is good to find!

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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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For sound sleep, no pillow is as soft as a clean conscience.

-Keith- some men aren't as straight down there as others. I've only heard though... seriously.

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"Lookin' fer love in all the wrong places..."

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Do tell, you nasty woman you!

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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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My mind is in the gutter when it comes to 'crooked' men.

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"If someone or something strong stands in their way, crooked men and rivers find an easier path".

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OK --- Here's a new one, you cowards!

"It is the path of least resistance that makes rivers and men crooked."


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No kidding!

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I'm not going to touch that with a 10' pole.

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My worm gets lucky in the morning
My worm gets lucky at night
My worm likes to be in a mouth
But only if that mouth won't bite!

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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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Keith,

I concede. I don't think that one can be bettered.

New quote:

"I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm." - Franklin D. Roosevelt


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LOL!

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Once the game is over, the king & pawn go back in the same box, the bishop acts like a queen, and don't even get me started on what the queen & the horse are doing in the castle!

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If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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After the game is over and the King and the pawn go back in the box, the Queen and the Bishop are both seen lifting skirts.

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Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box. Gay Vampire lovin'!

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A NEW ONE TO MAUL:

Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

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If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. So, if you gotta go down, grab someone else's hand and take 'em down with you!

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LOL, it just makes sense to kill 2 birds with one stone...

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Remember, when you stumble to hold someone's hand. At least that way, you can hurt someone at the same time!!

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"Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand."

And I can't help but laugh every time when I see someone stumble, slip, fall... bad reflex?



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Trust your instinct. Ask her that question. If she would have said yes, you'll regret it all you miserable long life.

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That is beyond scary my fishy little friend!

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If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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Bury your thin murder victim very deeply and you will be safe; and he, or she, will be easier to carry to the hole.

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Today's quote:

"If you let fear of consequence prevent you from following your deepest instinct, then your life will be safe, expedient and thin."

So, follow your instincts, consequences be damned!


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I don't think we need to waste time - that really put the cap on it.

What's the next quote to maul?

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I wouldn't be so sure ... we've got some wonderfully twisted minds out there!

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If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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Keith, I dare to say that no one can improve on that one!!

LOL

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Ha, ha! That's much better than my effort. I'm not sure I have the right mind-set for this game.


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Coming together is success, but it takes a lot of foreplay and endurance!

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If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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Today's quote:

"Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success."

My take:

Everybody form a line behind me. By the left, quick march!


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Dance every day or somebody named Nixon or Netshe says you'll fall into a toilet, or get lost going to the bathroom - or something.

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Lol good one!!

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"May I have this dance?"

"Get lost!"

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No matter how times I dance, everyone around still thinks I'm lost
- Heidi, Trailer Park Philosopher


We should consider every day lost in which we have not danced at least once.
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Dance once a day, right after you take your vitamins.



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I have lost years in trying to dance. Just because I have two left feet and the co-ordination of Steve Martin.

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We should dance every day until we get lost.

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If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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Wow, that is lengthy.

Ok, time for a new one.

We should consider every day lost in which we have not danced at least once.
- Nietzsche, philosopher


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The foolish man buys pot in the Bay Area, the wise man has a plant of his own from the seeds he bought in the Bay Area from the Cannabis Club. (ok a slightly too well informed version...and lengthy but I gave it a shot)

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Hahahahahahahaha

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Why's this fool under my feet messin' with my happiness?



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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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I like the pot/hippie one.

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Don't make excuses, make changes.

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