I went to the vet with my pet lizard Iggy. I explained to the nusre that Iggy just doesn't look good. In fact, he hasn't looked good ever since his mate died a couple of weeks ago... The nurse said... Don't worry, get Iggy a new mate and that'll cure the reptile dysfunction!
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Ok: True Story I went to the hospital one day after having spent the night with my boyfriend, a doctor at the hospital. At the time I didn't know he was a doctor at THAT particular hospital. I'm talking to my podiatrist and this guy comes up telling him that the prescription he had given him was causing ED and he was worried. I laughed, not understanding what ED was at all, and commented that he should see my boyfriend who knows all about the ED had been complaining about it all night the night before. The podiatrist raised his eyebrows and commented that was interesting as he thought I was dating his boss, the cardiologist on the first floor. Turns out I was dating him but didn't know he was anyone's boss. My boyfriend got off the elevator and started talking to the guy who had been complaining to the podiatrist and the guy just looked him in the eyes and told him Viagra worked for he and his wife. I turned and ran to the elevator and right as I was getting on heard some very uncomfortable laughter. He called me the next day and asked me if I knew was ED was. I told him the Emergency Department and he told me he had just solved that problem but to please find somewhere else to tell stories about him.
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Oh, do I have a true story to tell about ED....not what you think so keep reading......
My husband and I attended a BOD awards dinner for a local hospital. A good friend was receiving an award along with a long time physician on the staff. We were seated at a table with other friends and family.
Our friend had received his award, gave a speech and then they announced the doctor. He was introduced as the head of the ED Dept. One of our friend's neighbors seated next to me asked, "What department is that?" I replied "Erectile Dysfunction??" Her eyes grew wide and she just stared at me. Yes, I was being sarcastic but, I really didn't know what department he was head of. She turns to her husband, tells him what I said, he just shakes his head and says, " No, he's head of Emergency Diagnosis" I'm sure they both just think I'm nuts. Come to think of it....they're right LOL!
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That is all I will think of now when I see the commercial also. And are those the commercials with the couple in the bathtubs? What is that all about anyway? Two bathtubs on the lawn? That's my kind of living!!
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