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4/5/09 5:00 A

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Epilators should be sold at S & M clubs.
Nasty.
OOOOH--- and waxing.

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4/4/09 11:17 P

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And for heaven's sake, stay away from epilators and depilatory cream...

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4/4/09 10:58 P

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You do realize if you want to shave them you have to use the razor that says "for sensitive skin", right Jay? That should cut down on the chafing. ( Don't ask me how I know this information! emoticon )

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4/3/09 5:16 P

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Hopefully not clotted cream and chafed nuts...

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4/3/09 4:40 P

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Just too many possibilities with the word "nuts".

"Hey John, show her you're nuts!"

"Peanuts": 'No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drops end in the pants.'

"I ran all the way to the store and back just to get raw nuts."

If humans have nuts, what does sheetrock have? Walnuts.

And of course, you can say "I think Ken Griffey has two balls on him" but you can't say "Griffey hurt his balls on that play" (thanks to George Carlin for that one).

Finally, what do you do with an elephant with three balls on it?

Wait for it:

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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4/3/09 4:34 P

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Hmmm.. you say I need a creme applied to my chafed nuts? Oh Ezzzzzz...... emoticon

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4/3/09 2:40 P

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Cream & Chafed Stones --- yummy yummy

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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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4/3/09 1:34 P

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Yea, sounds like Jay chafed something! emoticon

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4/3/09 1:12 P

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Chafed stones?

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4/3/09 12:40 P

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Jay,

You know they have a cream for that! (vbg)

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4/2/09 8:51 P

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TMI......don't develop the film...TMI!!!

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4/2/09 2:46 P

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My buddy, Mr Nutty?

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4/2/09 12:23 P

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LOL!

2 FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST!

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If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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4/2/09 12:17 P

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Raw Nuts... Au Naturel day at the sanitarium?

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4/2/09 7:50 A

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Very good! Considering I have a close friend who is a raw foodist and I think she is nuts I got a good laugh out of that one! However, I did buy some raw cashews the other day....

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4/2/09 1:35 A

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Jae, I'm so glad we don't need to get you tested.
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4/1/09 10:36 P

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I'm sorry, my raw nuts have nothing to do with that.

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4/1/09 9:54 P

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Katrina
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You can not change yesterday - it's done.
You can only dream of tomorrow.
The only day you can change is today.
What are you going to do today to reach your goals of tomorrow?

It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it GREAT

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4/1/09 9:46 P

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lmao!

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl dominos."
"In his house in R'lyeh dead Cthulhu dreams of pizza"


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OH THANKS. I'll have a very strange image stuck in my mind for weeks now!
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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
-- Aeschylus


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4/1/09 9:23 P

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Yep. I think you have been spending too much time debating! lol!



Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

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I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

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4/1/09 9:03 P

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You know you've been spending too much time debating quacks on the internet when you see an article entitled "Raw Nuts Could Be Salmonella Source in Pistachios" and the first thing you think is that "Raw Nuts" refers to raw-foodists!

LOL!

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