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Great movie with Jack Nicholson! Yes, I've seen it!

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Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
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I've been to our local franchise three times to find out I really am afflicted with PTSD from Vietnam.

Thank the Lord I don't remember what it is that gives me the night mares.

Just once, a stallion to ride.

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Unfortunately, we found that out too when my daughter went in. We thought she was suicidal, but she really wasn't. Had other issues and was using that as a cry for help. We figured that out without the help of the staff. Thought it was because of the neighborhood the hospital was in and the staff they had-maybe it is normal???

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Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

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I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

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I got another one....

While I was in the hospital I was laying on my bed crying my eyes out...one of the staff comes in and asks me if I was upset about something...I said no I am cleaning my eyes out...haha heres your sign

LOL the staff there wasnt very helpful when I was really upset..sigh..so glad I went there...oh well

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Yeah. That was probably it Andraxiz.

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BUGGIE726- the first time I saw that post something bothered me about it but I couldn't quite get it right. I finally figured it out. It was most likely with TWO bullets...

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I like that one --- it reminds me of this:

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door!

Edited by: KUZINKEITH at: 3/9/2009 (08:39)
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If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

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When I was at SFSU there was a great sign in someone's window.

"If all the world's a stage I need better lighting."-Anon.
I loved that, the sky was grey the first two semesters I was there. Turns out it was a vacant apartment on campus but the guy who ran the floor thought it fit so well.

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Loe,

Don't you hate it when you're arms are just hanging there like limp noodles? If you spun really fast, maybe the volocity would've made your arms come up & there would've been a chance you would've smacked her!

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I staggered into Kroger last night after martial arts class. Hair still sopping wet, legs good 'n shaky. Cashier asks if I've been working out.

No, I'm just a 200+ pound junkie.

Would have smacked her, if my arms were still functional.

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My prom date in high school had two moms. He explained that he hadn't really minded when he was a little kid as he got older it had really affected him, expecially when he picked girls up for dates and met their dad. He wasn't against gay marraige or gays having children he just thought that it would have been better for him growing up if there was a man in the house occasionally.

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Gail,
I honestly did not think you were being rude... I know a couple different gay couples who have kids. They either go by Mom for female and dad for male. Years ago my daughter was friends with a little girl who had two moms.

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Can I be the next stop on the crapaholics train???? My dh has a computer graveyard in my basement and in my bedroom that I would love to donate-not to mention all my crap...

Here's your sign for the day:
I had my workout clothes on and my daughter asks me where I'm going. I say I'm going to do a strip tease, naturally! emoticon
Here's your sign! lol!

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
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My roommate was just talking about something he was watching on Extreme Home Makeover

Him: "This guy is blind that they're helping. He was shot in the eyes. With a bullet."

Well, duh!

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I've got my own crap I'm trying to get rid of. So when all you crapaholics are done at Gail's then you can come over here.

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Uploading pain relievers to black heart...

Just to point out...Northern California is more a part of the south than anyone knows where I live...

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ANDRAXIA ~ I just got a headache reading all that.

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Don't make excuses, make changes.

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Duncted: your mother could be your little sister who could also be your...I got lost there.
But hey, my father married a woman and my oldest brother and oldest step sister became best friends and though they tried for years to keep them apart they have been married 14 years. Hehe...even have a kid who actually asked me once why our family was referred to as white trash by another kid he knew in school. I almost choked and gave him a what if situation..."What if someone heard me referring to both your mother as my sister and your father as my brother...and said their marraige was not the one that made her my sister." He said...of course it was grandma and grandpa's. I told him no, then explained the step siter step brother situation. Now the kid won't speak to me because what I made him think something that couldn't possibly be true.
I let him think about it for about six months and then he looked at me one day and said "Oh, I get it now. So my mom is your sister and she married your ex husband? Is that why you hug my dad and not her?"
My brother hugged from behind once 5 years ago and my step sister called me the next day screaming at me for flirting with her husband. He is not an affectionate person and I really think he tripped. Her best friend tried to convince her in front of me that I could be charged with adultery for coming on to her husband. I slapped her and she said she saw me shaking my tits at him all the time. Hell, at my weight breathing causes that.
So....about my white trash family....

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Could all you crapaholics please come to my house and take all the crap that's in my basement so I don't have to clean it out? Thanks, see ya in a couple of days. Bring a van.

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"Hello, I'm Kuzin Keith & I can no longer live in denial - I am a crapaholic".


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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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Not to mention someone who goes to thrift shops to buy useless junk. Jay have you been visiting my mother-in-law?!?



Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
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Crapaholic: someone who goes to every garage sale and flea market, just buy all sorts of totally useless items.

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Oh Linda, I wasn't trying to be rude & I did understand your point. Though, I do know a gay couple that adopted. Jimmy does refer to himself as 'mom' & refers to Mark as 'dad'.

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DUNCTED,

I was actually pointing out that if there was a box to check it should have been sex of parent not sex of mother. The definition of mother is: a woman in relation to a child or children to whom she has given birth. A person who provides the care and affection normally associated with a female parent : my adoptive mother. Hence it was a moot point.



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Cerebus: Duh! Lol.

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Its part of the diet plan to eat crappy foods that way you eat less of it, right?!? Duh! That's why we are all pleasantly plump! emoticon emoticon

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
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Now, now...with more & more gay couples adopting, I can see why they'd put that option on there.

Then again, in Kentucky, your mother could be your sister that could also be your uncle...isn't that the way it goes? (LoL)

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The better question is why do they have a choice for sex of mother... Isn't that a moot point?

June, when getting food for lunch @ my restaurant I stick to the same thing. Someone that I work with said... wow you get that all the time. do you like it!


No, it's terrible. That's why I eat it EVERY DAY!

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Mum's the word, Jay. LOL

So, when you DO talk to Naughty Nick, can you let him know that I've already started my xmas list & it's long, so I think that I've gotta start sitting on his lap NOW!!!

Hehehe

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I was working on a project interviewing mothers of young children and the data entry people sent a form back to me because a box had been left blank ... and they didn't know what to enter for "Sex of Mother."

Here's your sign.

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G#2; Shhhhhhh! Naughty Santa is my alter ego...

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I just got my new insurance policy in the mail today. As I'm looking at what benefits are covered at 100% & such, I noticed this:

"Preventitive prostate screening covered-for men only."

Did I miss something??? vbg

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My friend keeps asking me if the food I'm eating is good BEFORE I even take a bite. No. It's horrible. I telepathically realized that it tasted like cr@p and am pretending to eat it.

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TEE HEE HEE

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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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No, you are hallucinating ....


Here is YOUR sign!

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Well you posted here didn't ya?

Ok then, here's yer sign.

lol

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PEACE
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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

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Jay, since when have you become 'proper'? (VBG) especially after that Santa conversation that we had the other day when you actually made ME blush!!!!

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emoticon I feel much better!

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
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Ahem. As proper lady and gent we were under the sheets and blankies! Hrmpfh.

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emoticon thanks! I didn't need that visual! Now I think I need to go to church!

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
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Oh yeah.. to get back to the original topic (just for a nanosec)...
Basking in the glow afterwards, Ezzie turns and asks me if I'm going to get dressed for Church tonight? "NO, I'm gonna go there nekkid!" (true story *giggle*)

...here's your sign!

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I was going to say that sounds really good! Add some roasted new potatoes cooked in butter and garlic and a nice salad along with a Merlot and voila you have dinner! yum!



Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

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I recommend a simple marinade of olive oil, balsamic vinaigrette, brown sugar, garlic, and a few herbs, for 4-8 hours. then roast at 500Degrees F. Warm up the pan (use metal, not glass) with the oven, put the meat, and the marinade in the pan. turn after 7 minutes, pull after 4-7 minutes. Yum!

oh... that's my flank steak recipe, never mind. (actually it is, and I did it from memory, lol)

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I fatten mine up, just in case!!!! lol!

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
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besides the fact that they're tough and stringy?


Hara Hachi Bu--only eat until you are 80% full.


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You just knew there was a reason why you didn't eat your young... emoticon

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After attending two funerals myself in the last month, I can definitely sympathize. I developed a really bad pain in the neck to where I couldn't sleep. I went to the chiropractor for an adjustment. Near as we can figure it was the stress that caused it!

And yes, IF my kids survive to adulthood-I can't wait until they have kids... emoticon

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
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hehehe...my uncle told me this yesterday:

"My Grandchildren are my reward for allowing my children to live."

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Rose~

She called the house phone. I can see if she called my cell, but she called the house!

Yea, her brain checked out. She was sitting at the luncheon yesterday in a daze. I think w/ my cousin & uncle in the same month, she's been overwhelmed emoticon


We're all ok, though & we're helping her thru it.

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That's funny! Why else to we have kids-to provide entertainment and stress! Lovely creatures, aren't they?!?

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
Sir Winston Churchill



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My teens provide plenty of opportunity.

Kid 1: "Are we going to the beach?"
Dad: "Yes, we're going to Rocky Neck. Then we're going to Dad's for supper."
Mom: "Don't you think we should eat first?"
Dad: "Nope, it gets dark before Dad's closes."
Kid 2: "Where are we going?"
Dad: "Insane, wanna come?"

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Did she call the wall phone or cell phone? Other than that-maybe it was stress??? Sometimes the brain leaves the building while under duress! lol!



Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
Sir Winston Churchill



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I've got two:

I'm at a fast food place getting coffee this morning. Captian Obvious is behind the counter apparently. I asked for a large coffee with DOUBLE CREAM. He replies:

"How many cream is that?"

Um...TWO!


Last weekend my mom calls my house to tell me that my cousin passed away. She says, "Gail, where are you? I need you to come over, Ted passed away last night".

...Um, mom...where did you call? MY HOUSE!

Here's your sign....

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...and we wonder why schools are having a tough time....defective products to start with!

Thanks for all the smiles and giggles!

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June,
I went to drop off a rental car during my big ass 30 minute lunch break and some moron behind the counter asked where I worked. I looked right down at the emblem to the company on my uniform and told him another company's name. I swear he just looked at me forever with a blank look on his face.

OMG, here is your sign!

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Dad called Mom's cell this afternoon (mom is not very technology savvy) and it rang 2-3 times and she answered...and talked to Dad...and hung up...and turns to me and says "I wonder why it stopped ringing?"

...

Is there a sign for that?

Work it harder/Make it better/Do it faster/Makes us stronger/More than ever/Hour after/Our work is/Never over


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Cerebus: I've said that before in regards to the uniform bit. Here's another thing on that:

Someone asked me if I worked at x company when I'm wearing the uniform for x company. I told them no. I just like to wear this really ugly uniform for the fun of it.

Here's your sign.

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I love ?s like that...

I'm on my way to work, uniform and all and someone will ask if I'm going to work. I reply no I just love the outfit so much I wear it on my days off too..

I'm walking in the direction of the dumpsters with a bag of trash and someone will ask if I'm taking the trash out. I reply no. I just wanted to air it out because it was begining to stink. It should be better after I walk around outside for a while.

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My mom will come home from work, clreqly seeing my dad's truck isn't in the driveway. She will walk into the house and ask, "is dad home yet"? He was kidnapped by aliens a little while ago.

Here's your sign

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i just walked in the back door from my class. my mom looked up and said, "oh, are you out of class?" i said no. i'm still there.

then i muttered under my breath--here's your sign

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Or just say "watcha watchin on tv".

Gail

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Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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lol my dad does that to me all the time
I come in and ask what he is watching, he looks at me and says television...I got smart on that and before he has a chance to respond I say dont say tv...lol

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here's my favourite...

I'll be sitting down reading a book (obviously), and someone will ask what I'm reading. They get a confused look on their face when I reply, "a book".

Here's your sign...

Living well is the best revenge


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Or my favorite..."Not anymore, dammit!"

Do not try and think outside the box. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no box.
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Good judgement comes from experience. Experience usually comes from bad judgement.
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Live each day as if it's your last, because one day you'll be right.
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Stop whining and DO something!
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It's the middle of the afternoon, she walks into the bedroom, sees me under the covers, and asks me if I'm taking a nap? No, I'm dead, leave the flowers and get out!

Here's your sign...

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My husband does this to me all the time. He can clearly SEE what I'm doing but will ask anyway. So I usually say 'pickin strawberries'. Kinda of my old fashioned way of sayin 'here's yer sign.'

Good thread by the way!!

Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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I stayed a little bit late at work a few days ago to finish up a project. My boss came in to my office "Are you still here?"

"Nope, my aura is so strong that you just think you see me."
HERE'S YOUR SIGN.
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PEACE
KEITH

If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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I was in my room getting dressed and my mom came in and asked 'Are you getting up?' I looked at her and said No I am putting my clothes on for the heck of it..

Heres your sign emoticon

Anyone else have any..lets keep it going

Even the smallest people can change the course of the future.
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