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2/21/09 1:37 P

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Isn't it funny how certain childhood memories just stick in your head?!?



Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
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yeh..basically that is the meaning. i used to lie on the floor in the dining room staring at that stupid sign. those words will never leave my head.

Hara Hachi Bu--only eat until you are 80% full.


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Another good one! Who needs OED when you have dictionary.com! lol!

So, does that mean destroy confusion??? Or something to that effect?



Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
Sir Winston Churchill



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when i was a lil kid my dad had a sign that said EXTIRPATE OBFUSCATION.

Hara Hachi Bu--only eat until you are 80% full.


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That's ok Black, I had to look that word up too. Ssssh!

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I love my O.C.D.

PEACE
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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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Sure you do, Loe ... you're in a LIBRARY and have one handy all the time!

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I'm sure that comes in handy!

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
Sir Winston Churchill



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I emoticon my O.E.D.

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Ok, now my head hurts. I'm off to look up more words.



Gail

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Are you trying to confuse our poor addle brains?!?

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
Sir Winston Churchill



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Yes, they say you should always chew your food thoroughly, and while I've never tried obfuscation, I know it can be a little tough.

--Marsha

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Dear me, so sorry to cause confusion. I usually eschew obfuscation!

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Yeah, what Buggie said.

Actually I had to look that one up too. *blush*

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Don't make excuses, make changes.

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Verbivore: Someone who likes to play around with words.

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Loe, I think you mean HERBIVORE! (vbg)

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I'm just a happy verbivore.

Do not try and think outside the box. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no box.
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Stop whining and DO something!
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*blush* I had to look it up. I learn so much from Loe.

Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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I love "segue." It's a great word.

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Oooohhh baby! Make some bizarre segue again!

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I just KNEW someone was gonna say something off my comment like that.

Youse guys are so predictable. lol

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Don't make excuses, make changes.

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I GET OFF ON LOTS OF THINGS --

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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
-- Aeschylus


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We do get off on tangents around here.

Gail

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I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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More than you can imagine, Loe emoticon

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Sticks and stones may break our bones,
but whips and chains excite us.

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Stop whining and DO something!
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Wow, I'm so glad that I joined this team! We went from whips to handcuffs, to a cage, to jail....My kinda men! (JK)!

Happy Friday to you all!

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Uh huh...

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
Sir Winston Churchill



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You have to be a good boy ... that electronic anklet keeps you in line!
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(Again ... wishing for a handcuff emoticon ... is it just me??)

--Marsha

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Now, now...I'm a good boy!

Do not try and think outside the box. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no box.
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Live each day as if it's your last, because one day you'll be right.
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Stop whining and DO something!
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Hehehe... I was thinking kept at the local County Jail! Ha!
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Kept in a cage, maybe....

PEACE
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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
-- Aeschylus


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Wouldn't that be awesome! Don't you love my parents?!? Yep-had the name Roseanna Lynn Chandanais growing up-fun to spell at age 4! lol!

Being Kept is not all its cracked up to be. I have to put up with a lot of .... (you fill in the blanks) 'cause I don't bring in enough money emoticon and the upside is when I get to pick up dirty underwear and socks off the floor-oh boy!

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
Sir Winston Churchill



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I really need to take up a career as a kept man.

Do not try and think outside the box. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no box.
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Live each day as if it's your last, because one day you'll be right.
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Stop whining and DO something!
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I have no shift key and I must scream.


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Can he count you as 3 dependents if you separate your name?

Rose Anna Lynn

Happy Tax Season everyone!

PEACE
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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
-- Aeschylus


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Thanks Gail #1! Funny you should mention that-he's had a viral thing for the last week. He had to take 2 days off of work. Right now he is doing contract work and is paid hourly which means no work, no pay! So yeah, he got his butt out of bed this morning and is at work! Logically, it does make sense-he makes more money than I do! And I do have a puppy that needs training...I can train and play at the same time!

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
Sir Winston Churchill



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Dear ROSEANNALYNN's DH,

Go to work and makes lots and lots of money so Rose can stay here and play with us.

Thank you,
The Management.

Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

See my photos on Flickr.
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Tell my DH that! Its much more fun hanging out here! lol!


Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
Sir Winston Churchill



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Stop going to work.
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Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

See my photos on Flickr.
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Man, I leave you guys today to go to work with a kindergartner and this is what I come back to! sheesh! I should leave more often! I get my mind warped when I come back! emoticon

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
Sir Winston Churchill



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Hmm, no handcuffs, no ropes, no toys, and the only leather is whip-guy ... the emoticons 'round here are pretty vanilla. *shrug*
emoticon Whoops, I guess that's strawberry. Well, you get the idea.

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I've heard that Loggy likes to be cuffed...

Why yes, as a matter of fact I do blog:
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I looked. He doesn't exist in the emoticon world of SparkPeople.

Gail

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Don't make excuses, make changes.

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Can you find me a guy with handcuffs???

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I love the guy with the whip.

Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

See my photos on Flickr.
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Isn't it great when your minions do all the work for you Loggy? *chuckle*


Edited by: JAYMURZ at: 2/19/2009 (16:26)
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Tsk, tsk, you dirty, dirty people. Now *I* would never, ever ... heyyyy now, who's the cute guy with the whip?
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--Marsha

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Why would I need to comment? Your dirty little minds are obviously going there without my help... emoticon

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Down boy, down!

Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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I'd offer you some help with that Keith, but sounds like you got it HANDled...

LOL!!!

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I was commenting, it just takes longer to type with one hand.
Clean up on aisle 2!

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PEACE
KEITH

If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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Well, given the company today on the team...yea, zoo keeper would be fitting emoticon


Um, yea...some of these should be left to the imagination, but I'm SURE that Keith or Loe will comment on them! emoticon emoticon


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DUNCTED ~ I love those yoga emoticons. That one is particularly interesing.

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I don't know about being master around here. Most days I feel like the zoo keeper.

*grinz*

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I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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Loe,

Yea, I'm a carbaholic too, that's why I joined Sparks to begin with! I tried Atkins & got grossed out by all of the meat, so I'm back to being a veg-head...but that allows me carbs. 2-fer, I guess. huh?

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Well, you ARE a master of SU, right? So, I figured that I'd bow down to you & give you the right to be #1 emoticon


ok, well, that's the closest that I could find to an emoticon that was a bow! hehehehe....

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LOL @ Gail #2. I guess that means I'm NUMBER ONE! Woohoo!!

Roll? Did you say roll? What kind? Now I'm hungry for a roll. Gee thanks.

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I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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Low carb diet? Bite yer tongue! I'm a carbaholic!


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Loe's on a roll? Did he squash it? I thought he was contemplating a low-carb diet?

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I've got that uv ajed feeling. Somehow, I don't think any of this has ever happened before.

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LOE is on a roll!!
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PEACE
KEITH

If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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LOL

Hara Hachi Bu--only eat until you are 80% full.


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I'm a paranoid schizophrenic.

I'm out to get me!

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Stop whining and DO something!
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I HAVE CDO --- That's OCD for the truly compulsive alphabetizer.

PEACE
KEITH

If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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My favorite:
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
... could make certain people in my family think about it for hours!


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I have to admit, the Lincoln one made me laugh too.

Gail

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I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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The twisted part of me guffawed at the Mrs. Lincoln one...

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"Fairness and Compassion are the keys to a successful leadership strategy."
-D. Vader

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Thanks for posting, they are hilarious! emoticon I have most of these in a file I use for displaying a "Saying for the Day" (except the one about heaven and hell; it's too long). One I had not heard before was "Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!" That gets added right away. Here's one for you (and everyone else): "The last book I read was 'Pulling Your Own Strings' by Howdy Doody."

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Love all of them.

BTW, I have long term loss of short term memory, but I have a way of cooping... I now am better at remembering that I forget things!

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Gail: I'm always experiencing an out of money experience.

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money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

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My favorites: I like cooking with wine; sometimes I even put it in the food! emoticon
and of course: I like cats too! Let's exchange recipes! he he he!

All of them are good though!



Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

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Ok, if we're naming favorites, this is mine.

I am having an out-of-money experience.


Gail

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Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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BRILLIANT --- I'm printing the "new" ones even as we speak.

PEACE
KEITH

If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
-- Aeschylus


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My favorite:

I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.

**~~June~~**

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MY FAVORITE:

Don't sweat the petty things.
Don't pet the sweaty things.


ATKINS ALL THE WAY!

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I've already got crib notes in my purse and in every pocket of every skirt, pair of pants, shorts, and shirts I own just in case. I even sewed some into my bras and panties too.

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hahahaha. now i have some new sarcastic comebacks to load into my brain and use at the most inopportune moment i can.

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Thanks for the giggle!

--Marsha

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LOL. These are great Jay!

Gail

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I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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LOl. Love them!

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WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL
NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY.

I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in church.

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It's all organized by the Italians.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Welcome to Utah
Set your watch back 20 years.

In just two days from now,
tomorrow will be yesterday.

A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory

The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.

I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.

KENTUCKY:
Five million people,
Fifteen last names.

I'm not your type.
I'm not inflatable.

Dyslexics Have More Nuf.

I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Preserve the Spotted Owl
(in formaldehyde)

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
how was the play?

When you work here,
you can name your own salary.
I named mine, "Fred".

money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

I like cats too.
Let's exchange recipes.

Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

I am having an out-of-money experience.

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"

Don't sweat the petty things.
Don't pet the sweaty things.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines!

I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

I FOUND JESUS!
He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana






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