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ABDICATE: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.



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Japanelbow: My Japanese wife's elbows

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"Diplomacy: The art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock."



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Smarta$$ on the web....a Netwizer!



A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

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I wondered what I'd become! Thanks for the clarification.
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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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YOUTUBER: a modern couch potato.

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Etc.: assign to make others think you know more that you actually do.

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I can't take credit for that one although, I admit, it sounds like something I'd say. Someone sent it to me in an email. Great philosophy!



A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

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GOOD ONE MISS MONEYPENNY!
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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
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If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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lol

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Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
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Don't make excuses, make changes.

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One definition of thankfulness:

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.



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IRENE:
A japanese lady with one leg waiting for the Bullet Train.

"A government big enough to give everything you want is also big enough to take everything you have."
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WHISTLES-IN-THE-WIND: Custer's Sioux name.

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CANNONBILL: The *one* soldier that Custer forgot to take with him.

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You guys are so clever!

Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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CANNONBULL -- What the Bishop serves before dinner.

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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
-- Aeschylus


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CANNIBULL: What all the poiticians serve for dinner!

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CANNIBAL: Someone who is always willing to have you for dinner.

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CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

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Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone and forgetting who you were calling right as they answer.

Phonasia: The suspicion that you are on a master telemarketing harassment list that outranks the no-call list you thought you were on.

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Frust: The small line of debris that refuses to be swept into the dust pan and backs you across a room until you finally give up and sweep it under the rug.

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When you play hard to get, it gets me hard,
If you run from the bedroom, I'll catch you in the yard,
I'll lay you down in the soft cool grass,
And then I'll poke you in the ---
(dang --- can't think of a rhyme here)


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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
-- Aeschylus


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Sure... like that would be a change! *giggle* ducks and runs...

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Yep, Gail ... play hard to get! emoticon

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Ahhh, speak for yourself Keith. I like 'em to struggle a bit

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LIKE WE'D REALLY PUT UP A STRUGGLE !!

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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
-- Aeschylus


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Genetinymphomaniac: Someone who spends all day trying to get into your genes.

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Acupuncture = a jab well done.
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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
-- Aeschylus


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Genital: Non-Jewish person.

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Um-yeah-we are trying to figure out a way to reverse the castration. Any suggestions?!?



Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

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I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

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Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

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Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

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ANTIQUE: An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again.

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Oh, I have horns!

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Well, the amount of land a single ox can plow in a single day, and I don't see any horns on ya!

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ACRE: Literally means the amount of land plowable in one day. So in my case it would be four feet by four feet.

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DIPLOMAT: An unwise thing to call "Knuckles" Lomat.

IRISH DIPLOMACY: the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that he looks forward to the trip.

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COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

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Luv BC!

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Someone else who remembers BC!

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I've always liked that one.

DIPLOMAT: an unwise thing to call "Knuckles" Lomat. Thanks to the late Johnny Hart and Wiley (B.C.) for that one.

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WARRANTY: A legal vehicle which expires the day before your mechanical vehicle does.

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Ooh, I like that one. If I gotta die of something, terminal coolness wouldn't be so bad.
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Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. emoticon

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OH NO --- I'm an adult foamer ----

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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

I won't be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (The Prisoner)

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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Oh boy, ain't that the truth.

Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

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Hahahahah Jay!!

Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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Are you sure your not talking about my ex?!?



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Oh my! Those are all funny! Sorry about the fool for a DH. Obviously he was and you weren't!



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I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

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Now that's funny, Keith! I'm amazed that you kept that one clean :)

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LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.


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IRONY: I was married to a man born on April Fool's Day. It left me feeling like a fool.

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Daffynitions, n. What human words mean if you're a duck.

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Sexpectation: the feeling a man has about meeting a beautiful woman.

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Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.


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oye vay...

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It would take a lot of chutzpa for some goy schmuck to do that.

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If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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HAHAHAHA! I've been known to do that.

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Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
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Sinonyms: Different names for the same taboo.

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Idionyms: those joke names you find on a college dorm sign-up list.

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Some of these definitions are just downright offal.

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Ok. I don't quite get the poet one. Don't worry, I'm sure my fake blonds will turn brown again. Apparently it was bad cause my friend rolled his eyes and groaned.

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Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

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Poet,n. What you have before Edgar Allan downs a cup of herbal hash tea.

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Looks good to me.

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*groooooaaaannn*

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OUCH --- Is that a spliff in my butt or are you just glad to see me?

Funny stuff, Gail.

Was his name Dr. Ben Dover?

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If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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Funny Gail! I was downloading Bob Marley on my MP3 player last night...

Rose

Are we walking tonight????

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

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