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8/22/10 9:11 P

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This is a front bumper sticker, written backwards so as to be read from a rear view mirror ( and totally appropriate for me):

If you can read this
You're in my way!

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Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

and

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

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7/4/10 9:23 P

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If Obama was the answer, how dumb was the question?

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7/2/10 3:31 P

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Ask me for directions, I'll tell you where to go.

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I recall ths one: "My Miniature Schnauzer is Smarter than Your President" (I think this was during the younger Bush's time)


Don't wait for inspiration to come to you - take action, and the inspiration will come! - Gilad

If you don't love yourself, how are you going to love somebody else? - RuPaul

I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore! - the late Peter Finch as Howard Beale, "Network"

The time is always right to do what is right. - Dr. Martin Luther King

You've got to work at living. Ninety-nine and nine-tenths of Americans work at dying! - Jack LaLanne (RIP
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6/27/10 1:28 A

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Horn Broke - Watch For Finger!

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6/26/10 3:23 P

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I lost my temper, BUT IT CAME BACK!

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6/26/10 7:49 A

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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.



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6/23/10 4:53 P

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WARNING...All stressed out & no one to choke.

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6/23/10 12:00 P

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Just shut up or render me unconscious

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6/22/10 1:01 P

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I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.

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I so appreciate your point of view, I amost regret dismissing it.

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6/21/10 3:38 P

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Because that would be a lie --- *IF* we're talking about me!
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Sally, how about "does NOT play well with others" LOL

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6/21/10 2:16 P

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Plays Well With Others

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LOL good ones!

Don't give me that smart alec attitude, I already have one.

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6/21/10 5:15 A

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The weather is here; wish you were beautiful.

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6/20/10 11:45 P

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I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.

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The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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6/18/10 2:59 P

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Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.

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maybe you should go to ebay and buy a clue

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6/18/10 12:45 P

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I take my wife on road trips. She's too ugly to kiss goodbye.

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6/17/10 1:57 P

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I like cats. Tastes like chicken.

or

I like cats. Dead ones.


And no, I don't have anything against cats people!
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You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.

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Oh help, I am so devastated by your caustic barbs

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6/16/10 4:05 A

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This too is not a bumper sticker, but could be. A biker friend has it at the bottom of all his emails:

If you aren't living on the edge you're taking up too much room.

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6/15/10 2:34 P

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I can SO see you saying that!!!
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6/15/10 2:03 P

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this isn't a bumper sticker but a quote from Phyllis Diller that I really love, but it may as well be a bumper sticker in my opinion:
"The reason I'm not an alcoholic is because I don't like to drink around the kids, and when they are gone who needs it?"

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6/12/10 3:52 P

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

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6/12/10 12:48 P

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I'm trying to see things your way, but I can't get my head up my butt.

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6/11/10 12:15 P

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Dang, that's brutal Jen!


Old Age Comes at a Bad Time

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Locked in a room with you, two tigers, a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot you twice.

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6/10/10 9:04 P

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If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

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6/10/10 6:35 P

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Which brings this one to mind:

Beat it to fit - paint it to match.

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6/10/10 11:42 A

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when I want your opinion I will beat it out of you

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6/9/10 12:38 P

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First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order.

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on second thought NO again

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6/9/10 1:37 A

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Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

and:

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

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6/8/10 3:03 P

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oh look, only 2,852,677 more days til I start caring what you think

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6/7/10 11:57 A

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shhhh...thats the sound of nobody caring what you think.

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6/7/10 5:51 A

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It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with a bunch of turkeys.

Edited by: PLINE10 at: 6/7/2010 (05:52)
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PLINE10's Photo PLINE10 Posts: 540
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Your rude insinuations are too obnoxious to be appreciated!

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6/6/10 9:00 P

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Today my scale had an attitude. It thought it was last week. Must be an old scale - CRS

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I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?

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6/4/10 2:01 P

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If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

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Your rediculous little opinion has been noted.

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Earth is full. Go home.

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6/3/10 10:41 A

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Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!


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6/3/10 6:17 A

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Some days are a total waste of makeup.

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If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my stickers.

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100% Irony Free


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It matter not if you win or lose, it only matters that I win.

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This one was on a jeep stuck upside down.

"If you can read this, help turn me over."

From the depth of need and despair, people can work together, can organize themselves to solve their own problems and fill their own needs with dignity and strength.

-César Chávez



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Do I look like a freakin' people person?

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i saw a vehicle that had multiple stickers

the 2 thought that contradicted themselves was:
"i piss off stupid people" and "Be open to other ideas"




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I saw this one accompanied by a pink ribbon.

'I support Ta Tas.'

~~Aussie~~


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My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in tin foil.

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I'm so far behind, I thought I was first.

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I don't know why I'm even out of bed.

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Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.

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~~~ "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." ~ Ferris Beuller ~~~

~~~ "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone."
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The proctologist called, he found your head.

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Life is like a roll of toilet paper.The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

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'If you can read this, thank a teacher,and since it's in English, thank a soldier.'

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Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.

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Well behaved women rarely make history.

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If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

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It said 'Insert disk #3', but only two will fit.

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If you think i'm a bitch allow me to introduce you to my mother.

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yeah but unless we grow money out our butts all the whining and temper tantrums in the world won't make a difference.

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Too bad you can't use that one to get the wii!

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LOL love that one

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Saw it, wanted it, threw a fit, Got It!!


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Zero to bitch in 3.5 seconds.

for me it doesn't even take that long, more like zero to .1 seconds!

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Stupidity is not illegal.... You are free to go.

I plan to live forever. So far, so good!

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"Vote Cthulhu - why settle for the lesser evil?"

--Myrea

"If you can't do something smart, do something right." --
Shepherd Book


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A penny saved is a government oversight.

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With 2 kids, that's a 50% success rate, lets hope you can score 100%!

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already have with one and it is TRUE!

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They say distance makes the heart grow fonder and you are ready to test that theory!

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