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Number 1 is my favorite. The rest are already on my quote list, but are still awesome:)

Liz :)

"This is neither the time nor the place for common sense"

"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence"


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9/16/08 9:41 P

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Very Nice

Joy is the best makeup.
-Anne Lamott

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
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ROSEANNALYNN's Photo ROSEANNALYNN Posts: 9,444
9/16/08 4:39 P

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Too funny!
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Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
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MRSLEBENX's Photo MRSLEBENX Posts: 235
9/16/08 4:18 P

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GaH!

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Ah yes---
There was a jail full of prisoners. They had been together for years and years. They all knew the same jokes, had shared them for years. Finally, they started to number the jokes.
Laying in bed at night, someone would call out- #12!
and the prisoners would laugh together.
The new fish listened night after night, wanting to be a part of this group. Finally, he got up the courage to call out a number..
Number 7!
He said. No one laughed. He asked the guy on the bunk above him, 'why didn't anyone laugh?'. His bunk mate said...'some people just don't know how to tell a joke.'

#9, oh yes.

Mare-

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I am a kind of pranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - JD Salinger



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9/16/08 2:06 P

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Sometimes I need to practice #21 more often.

And #16. I'm notorious for this.

Edited by: GRALLEN at: 9/16/2008 (14:04)
Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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#14 is so true!! emoticon

~Devona~

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GRALLEN's Photo GRALLEN Posts: 20,043
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I like number 1 but would shorten it to "Just pretty much leave me alone". hahahaha

Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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11 IS DEFINITELY MY FAV!!!!

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9/16/08 10:11 A

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I think 11 & 12 are the WISEST!!! emoticon 12 has been my motto ALL my life!!!

You are entitled to your own opinion. You are not, however, entitled to your own FACTS!

Laughter is the way I choose to cope...so, EVERYTHING is funny to me!!!

If you ALWAYS agree with someone, one of you is ALWAYS giving in!!

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Oh my, hahaha, these are hilarious. It would be hard to pick a favorite.

Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

See my photos on Flickr.
www.flickr.com/photos/blackheart904/

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9/16/08 10:06 A

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emoticon Those are great!

Strive to be a non-conformist, just like all your friends.

Do not try and think outside the box. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no box.
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Good judgement comes from experience. Experience usually comes from bad judgement.
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Live each day as if it's your last, because one day you'll be right.
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Stop whining and DO something!
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I have no shift key and I must scream.


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9/16/08 10:02 A

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01. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not
walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside
me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

02. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken
fan belt and leaky tire.

03. It's always darkest before dawn. So if
you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it.

04. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be
replaced, you can't be promoted.

05. Always remember that you're unique. Just like
everyone else.

06. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

07. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try
missing a couple of car payments.

08. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile
in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them,
you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

09. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is
probably not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach
him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer
all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person
again, it was probably a wise investment.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember
anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're
the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light
side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when
your lips are moving.

20. Experience is something you don't get until just
after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

AND 22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping
pill and a laxative on the same night

Edited by: LISAOFLLAMA at: 9/16/2008 (10:01)
You are entitled to your own opinion. You are not, however, entitled to your own FACTS!

Laughter is the way I choose to cope...so, EVERYTHING is funny to me!!!

If you ALWAYS agree with someone, one of you is ALWAYS giving in!!

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