Ah yes--- There was a jail full of prisoners. They had been together for years and years. They all knew the same jokes, had shared them for years. Finally, they started to number the jokes. Laying in bed at night, someone would call out- #12! and the prisoners would laugh together. The new fish listened night after night, wanting to be a part of this group. Finally, he got up the courage to call out a number.. Number 7! He said. No one laughed. He asked the guy on the bunk above him, 'why didn't anyone laugh?'. His bunk mate said...'some people just don't know how to tell a joke.'
#9, oh yes.
Direction, not perfection!
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