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7/30/08 5:55 P

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Urban myth? Yes.

But sometimes don't you just wish common sense would be rewarded instead of penalized.

Unfortunately, this is just another example of, "When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns".

P.S. There are now 42 states who have given the "Right to Carry" back to their citizens.

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Yeah, Snopes says it's an urban myth ... but I still wish I had a granny like that!

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Can I just say...SHE"S MY HERO!!!!!

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Yeah, too bad it's not a real story.
Oh well. It sure sounds good!

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Oh wow. Thats the kind of granny to have!!

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Subject: Justice served




let's hear it for Ava the Oz.


The Rambo Granny of Melbourne , Australia

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs
raped her 18-year-old granddaughte r that she tracked the unsuspecting
ex-cons down - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -and, when she found
them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,said Melbourne
police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station,laid the gun on the
sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will
never rape anybody again, by God.'

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth , 33, lost both his
penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm
pistol in the hotel roomwhere he and former prison cell mate Stanley
Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come,but
doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. 'The one guy,
Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, 'but the doctor I talked to said he
won't be using it the way he used to,'

Detective Delp told reporters. 'Both men are still in pretty bad shape,
'but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.'

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter
Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding
creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.

'When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital,'I
decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself''cause I
figured the Law would go easy on them,' recalled the retired library
worker..'And I wasn't scared of them, either - because I've got me a
gun and I've been shootin' all my life. 'And I wasn't dumb enough to
turn it in when the law changed about owning one.'

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's
description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days
prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took placetill
sh e spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

'I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway
'and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,'
the oldster recalled.

'So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the
door,'and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot 'em right
square between the legs,'right where it would really hurt 'em most,
you know.

'Then I went in and shot the other one 'as he backed up pleading to me
to spare him. 'Then I went down to the police station and turned
myself in.'

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with
the vigilante granny. 'What she did was wrong, and she broke the law,
but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,' Det.
Delp said, 'especially when 3 million people in the city want to
nominate her for Mayor.'
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