A man buys a centipede for a pet. One day he asks if the centipede wants to go for a walk but the centipede doesn't answer. Again he asks if the pet wants to go for a walk. Still no answer. The third time he asks this time the centipede answers "Give me time to put on my shoes will ya!"
Bonnie from KY member of The House of Slytherin Eastern Standard time
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Two strings walk into a bar and one says, "I'd like a drink, please." The bartender says, "We don't serve strings here. Get out!" And he throws the strings out. The one string says to the other, "Let's try a different place." The other one says, "No, I'm going to get a drink here." So, he unravels himself a little then ties a knot in his middle and goes back in. The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you the string who was just in here?"
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