This week's thought is simply some fun Halloween quotes I found on a Beliefnet site called "Our Lady of Weight Loss." they give us some humor to add to the stress we have in avoiding all of the candies that pop up where ever we simply don't want to see them, at a time when we are tired or most vulnerable to not simply pass them by!!
“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.” ~ Anonymous “Eat, drink and be scary.” ~ Anonymous “A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.” ~ Erma Bombeck “Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” ~ Lindsay Lohan, Mean Girls “On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield “There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.” ~ George Carlin
Did any of the quotes make you chuckle? Have you heard any that we can add to the list?
Peace, Sylvia Mother of Eight, National Board Certified Teacher, Trained Reading Recovery Teacher, Reading Specialist, and Member of Church of Peace, UCC
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