1)The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting.
2)The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
3)Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.
4)I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
5)Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
6)Safeguard the health both of body and soul.
7)Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of your lives.
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