Now that I'm not so sure would work for those loggers that fly by my house...but might slow down a few of the others!!
Sherri "When stuck in the river, it is best to dive and swim to the bank yourself before someone drops a large stone on your chest in an attempt to hoosh you there." Eeyore from "Eeyore's gloomy Little Instruction Book" by A. A. Milne
"It is what it is"
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Yesterday I had a flat tyre on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.. To my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! 'What's going on here?' 'My car has a flat tyre', I said calmly. 'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?' I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, 'Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'
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