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8/21/09 7:22 A

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~~Michelle Nicole~~

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8/21/09 6:27 A

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ROTFLMAO

because

someone always tattles

HEE HEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE




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8/21/09 2:47 A

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oh that was a darling story...thanks for the laughs!

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8/20/09 5:06 P

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Yep, we's been good! If you didn't catch us and no one tattled, it doesn't count! LOL!

The choices you make today will determine the path that your life will take.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.


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8/20/09 4:52 P

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that is too much!!!!



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8/20/09 4:11 P

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So Precious--I can imagine the teacher had a hard time staying in control. I would've been laughing and crying at the same time. Hearing little ones tell stories just does something to me--the seriousness and the innocence mixed together--makes you get all melty. Thanks for sharing.

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8/20/09 3:06 P

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I just love that story, and Michelle you are just so wrong. Love you guys!



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8/20/09 1:56 P

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I thought so!

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8/20/09 1:53 P

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Us? Mischief? Naw, we be's good, Tony. We good, homeboy. She's just got Dippinlips, that's all. And my tush farkles. But Armin's got Pottybreath and he's a sleeze.

Love you guys, don't hurt me....

~~Michelle Nicole~~

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8/20/09 1:34 P

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Out of the mouths of babes!



Barbara, I agree with Michelle, too funny and too serious too.

Interesting how good the kids understanding of the words were, just misinterpreted them a touch!

Thanks for sharing

See, you and Michelle CAN get along, LMAO

what mischief have you two been up to while the big dog was away?

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8/20/09 11:50 A

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You know, as funny as it was, it was also touching. Really. How wonderful it must be to be a teacher. So many stories to tell...

LOL! I loved the 'names' that this little girl came up with!

~~Michelle Nicole~~

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8/20/09 11:00 A

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The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back.

When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always
have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model
airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it
in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.

Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright,
very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater.

She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.'

'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord.'

She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching her in amazement.

'Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying
and going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. 'She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' (Now this
kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.)

'My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies,
but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this.' (Then Erica lies down with her back
against the wall.)

'And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept
in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!' (This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!)

'Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and
'breathe, breathe. They started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center, (placenta) so
there must be a lot of toys inside there. When he got out, the middle wife spanked him for crawling up in there.'

Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and
returned to her seat. I'm sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, when it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another
'Middle Wife' comes along.

The choices you make today will determine the path that your life will take.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.


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