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True more to the point I want to be the fly on the wall when hubby finds out his ph is missing plus his wife's new toys hahahaha
Heck I wanna be that lady! LOL Great joke.
If you don't dare to begin, you don't stand a chance of getting there.
That is wrong on so many levels :)lol
"When stuck in the river, it is best to dive and swim to the
bank yourself before someone drops a large stone on your
chest in an attempt to hoosh you there."
Eeyore from "Eeyore's gloomy Little Instruction Book" by A. A. Milne
"It is what it is"
Somebody's wife is very happy tonight!
The choices you make today will determine the path that your life will take.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
actually, that's the kind of prank I'd like to play on someone.
SW on 17 March 2009 - 81.2 kg (179 lbs, BMI 30.19)
1st GW - under 70 kg (154.3 lbs) by 31 December 2009 - GOAL MET (20 Sept. 2009)
2nd GW - 63 kg (138.8 lbs) by 31 December 2010
Ultimate GW - get under 60 kg (132.2 lbs) (no set date)
CW 68.8 kg (151.6 lbs)
total lost 12.4 kg (27.3 lbs), waist -10 cm (3.93 in.), hips -16 cm (7.25 in.)
♥¨`•* debbie *•´¨ ♥ "
"I'm not following anybody's tracks, I'm making my own, baby." --Picabo Street
Oh Nooooooooooooo lol
A dog wags his tail with his heart.
May I always be the kind of person that my dog thinks I am.
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Down Home On The Farm!
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A Mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £500. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 Models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £750,000.
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £700,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price.'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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