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8/2/09 12:49 A

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emoticon , thanks for the laugh


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8/1/09 11:31 P

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LOL!!

The choices you make today will determine the path that your life will take.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.


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8/1/09 6:38 P

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A crusty old man walks into the local church and says to the secretary,

"I would like to join this damn church."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood
you.
What did you say?"

"Listen up, dammit! I said I want to join this damn church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church."

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of
her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that
kind of language.

They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer,

"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 200 million bucks in the
damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this
damn money."

"I see," says the pastor. "And is this b!tch giving you a hard time?"


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