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7/20/09 2:13 A

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emoticon now that is funny

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7/19/09 9:56 P

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LOL!! Good one!

The choices you make today will determine the path that your life will take.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.


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7/19/09 8:26 P

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NOW YOU TELL ME,
I could have used that information YEARS ago!

Thanks, better late than never

LOL

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Dig It : )


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7/19/09 11:20 A

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AWEsome, love it, love it...will be sent to all of my female AND MALE friends.

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7/19/09 5:50 A

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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONALS ADS:

* 40-ish....................49.
* Adventurous...............Slept with everyone.
* Athletic............. ....No breasts.
* Average looking...........Moooo.
* Beautiful.................Pathological liar.
* Emotionally Secure........On medication.
* Feminist..................Fat.
* Free Spirit...............Junkie.
* Friendship first..........Former Slut.
* New-Age...................Body hair in the wrong places.
* Open-minded...............Desperate
* Outgoing..................Loud and embarrassing
* Professional..............Witch
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* Voluptuous............ ...Very fat.
* Large frame...............Hugely fat.
* Wants soul mate...........Stalker.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

* Yes........................No
* No......................Yes
* Maybe...................No
* We need.................I want
* I am sorry..................You'll be sorry
* We need to talk ..............You're in trouble
* Sure, go ahead..............You better not
* Do what you want ...........You will pay for this later
* I am not upset...............Of course I am upset, you moron!
* You're attentive tonight.....Is sex all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

* I am hungry.......................I am hungry
* I am sleepy.......................I am sleepy
* I am tired........................I am tired
* Nice dress........................Nice cleavage!
* I love you........................Let's have sex now
* I am bored........................Do you want to have sex?
* May I have this dance?............I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I call you sometime?..........I'd like to have sex with you.
* Do you want to go to a movie?.....I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I take you out to dinner?.....I'd like to have sex with you.
* I don't think those shoes go with that outfit.....I'm gay.

Edited by: HICALGAL at: 7/19/2009 (05:52)
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