Well, if he was drinking at a bar, he woulda been pounding the stale pretzels and peanuts too. Those are just gateway bar foods to hot wings and fried mozarella sticks. Next thing you know, he's throwing darts and playing shuffle board and calling that a 'workout'. Some hottie (or at least that's what the beer goggles make her) starts rubbin' up against his dart throwin' arm and convinces him what'd really make the night grand is some chicken and waffles, or a run to the local pie shop. He think it's a euphamism, but really she wants the waffles or pie.
Yep, I can see how cutting out the tequila leads to weight loss!
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