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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied."We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you, the lawyer said".

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind." "Thank you for taking all of us with you.

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."

Come on now...you really didn't think there was such a thing as a
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Father O'Neill woke up one beautiful Sunday morning in County Clare, Ireland.
Seeing that it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, he
gave into temptation and decided he just had to play golf. He told the associate
pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say the Masses for him that
day. As soon as the associate pastor left the room, Father O'Neill headed out of
town to a golf course about forty miles away in Kerry. This way he knew he
wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish. Setting up on the first tee,
he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church.
At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the
heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?"

The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not." Just then Father O'Neill hit the ball
and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into
the hole. IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!

St. Peter was astonished. He exclaimed to the Lord, "Why did you let him do that?"

The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"



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An older married couple was at home watching TV.
The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!"


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those were good ones

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Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen.
He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.
Managing not to yell, Patton sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.
He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.
In the morning, Patton woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room.
She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you?"
Patton said, "Why do you say such a mean thing?"
"Well," Kathleen said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly.... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.


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Paddy was in New York .
He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Okay, pedestrians." Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.
He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.
After the cop had shouted, "Pedestrians!" for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, "Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?"

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.
"Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!"
"Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney. "Where are ye callin' from?"

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah?" said Charlie, "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over," Mike replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees."
"Really," said Charles, "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"
She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken."

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lol thats cute

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The phone rings at the military motor pool and an authoritative voice
demands to know how many vehicles are operational.

Paddy answers, "We've got 12 trucks, 10 utilities, three staff cars and
the Bentley the big headed colonel drives around in".

There is a stony silence.

"Do you know who you are speaking to?" demands the gruff voice.

"No," says Paddy.

"It is the so-called big headed colonel you so insubordinately referred to."

"Well, do you know who you are talking to?"

"No," roars the colonel.

"Well thank goodness for that," says Paddy as he hangs up the phone.
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Silvio, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'how do you stay in such great physical condition?'

I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says Silvio, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a glass of vino, and all is well.'

"'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Father when he died?'

'Who said my Father's dead?'

The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's still alive. How old is he?'

'He's 100 years old,' says Silvio. 'In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had a little vino and that's why he's still alive. He's Italian and he's a golfer, too.'

'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Father's Father? How old was he when he died?'

'Who said my Nonno's dead?'

Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?'

'He's 118 years old,' says the Old Italian golfer.

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?'

'No, Nonno couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married? Why would a 118 year- old guy want to get married?'

'Who said he wanted to?"



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that was cute

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Totally love it and thanks for the super emoticon you've shared with us today!

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A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's
a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.

So she peels it off and starts screaming,
'I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!'

The waitress says, 'That's impossible.
The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?'

But the blonde keeps on screaming,
I've won a motorhome!
I've won a motorhome!'

Finally, the manager comes over and says,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome
because we didn't have that as a prize.

The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake.
I've won a motorhome!'

And she hands the ticket to the
manager and HE reads...

'W I N A B A G E L'


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After 25 years of marriage, a couple went to marriage
counselling. The counsellor asked what the problem was
and immediately the wife began q tirade of complaints -
he doesn't listen to me; he doesn't help around the house,
and so on.

After what seemed an eternity, the counsellor got up,
walked around the desk and asked the wife to stand up and
then kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched.

The woman, now speechless, sat quietly down, dazed.

The counsellor turned to her husband and said,
"This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.
Can you do this?"

He replied,
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays,
but on Fridays I go fishing".


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what did the astronaut say when he wanted to be alone?

give me some space


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A woman asks her husband what would you like for breakfast....

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!”



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That is priceless- thanks for sharing! emoticon

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Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home.
As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver.


'You know' he said, 'I am 87 years old and I have never
driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?'


The driver said, 'no problem. Have at it.'


Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off
down the highway.

A short distance away
sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.


The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone.


The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo
and he got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure.
The young trooper walked up to the driver's door
when the glass was rolled down,
He was surprised to see who was driving.


He immediately excused himself and went back to his car
and called his supervisor.


He told the supervisor, 'I know we are supposed
To enforce the law.... But I also know that
important people are given certain courtesies.
I need to know what I should do because
I have stopped very important person.'


The supervisor asked,
'Is it the governor?'


The young trooper said, 'No, he's more important
than that.'

The supervisor said,
'Oh, so it's the President.'

The young trooper said,
'No, he's even more important than that.'

The supervisor finally asked,
'Well then, who is it?'

The young trooper said. . .


'I think it's Jesus,
Because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!'


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This older gentleman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.

As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there.

“No,” the man replied, The seat is empty.”

“This is incredible” said the first man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world and not use it?

The second man replied, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This will be the first Super Bowl we haven't been together since we got married in 1967.”

“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find someone else – a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?”

The man shook his head. “No, They’re all at the funeral.”


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Love it. Thanks for the chuckle

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger...


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Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning,"Danger! Beware of the dog!" posted on the glass door.

Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.
"Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" he asked the owner.

"Yep, that's him," came the reply.

The stranger couldn't help but be amused.
"That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?'

"Because", the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."



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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.

- Will Rogers


Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

- Winston Churchill

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty...but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

- Phyllis Diller


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An attendant on a cross-country flight nervously announced:
"I don't know how this happened, but we have 103 passengers aboard
and only 40 dinners."

When the passengers' muttering had died down, she continued,
"Anyone who is kind enough to give up his meal so someone else can eat,
will receive free drinks for the length of the flight."

Her next announcement can an hour later.
"If anyone wants to change his mind, we still have 29 dinners available!"


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so cute

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A man and his wife moved back home to Minnesota from Arizona .
The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Arizona was
$2,000.00 a year!!!



When they arrived in Minnesota , they went to Sven's Insurance
agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg.
Sven looked it up on his computer and said to the couple, "$39.00."



The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap in
Minnesota insure, because it cost him $2,000.00 in Arizona !



Sven turned his computer screen to the couple and said, "Well,
here is it on the screen, direct from Ole's Minnesota Fire Insurance
Company , it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler
system over it, is $39.00".



I always did find Minnesota logic far superior to most others.



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had to read the line twice lol

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Two sisters, one blond and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years,
they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the banks from repossessing the ranch, they need to
purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock; however, they only have $600.

Upon leaving to look at a particular bull, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy it,
I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul the bull home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch,
inspects the bull and decides she wants to buy it. The man told her he couldn't accept anything less than
$599. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've
bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we
can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'd be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.
After paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'

The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer
to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the
word 'comfortable'?"


The brunette explains, "My sister's a blonde. The word is big. She'll read it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul.' "




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these are cute thanks

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Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him 'I've got problems.
Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink.
'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears'.

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll think about it,' I said.

Six months later, I met the doctor on the street.

'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10.
I was so happy to have saved all that money that I bought myself a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how,may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed!

Ain't nobody under there now!!'



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Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck."

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Weather could be worse...
Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Regina, Saskatchewan. She said that since early this morning the snow has been over waist high and is still falling. The temperature is 36 below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. Wind chill is -62. Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. She says that if it gets much worse, she may have to let the poor bastard in.


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Cletus is passing by Billy Bob 's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.


Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.


Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob ?"


"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.


"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to

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