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5/7/13 6:20 P

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Good Laugh!



“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.”

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BRIDIE5 Posts: 8,121
5/4/13 9:22 A

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"and several other people who would not pass background checks"..priceless.

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5/3/13 9:15 P

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"...there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."

"We're children of a fighting race that never yet has known disgrace." (The Soldiers' Song, Irish national anthem)

"Every day above ground is a good day." (Chef Justin Kennedy of New Orleans, on Chopped)

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5/3/13 8:55 P

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Love it.

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5/3/13 8:41 P

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This is today's Borowitz Report (from The New Yorker). Andy Borowitz is the Reigning King of Satirical Fake News!

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N.R.A. LEADER WARNS OF RISING COST OF SENATORS

POSTED BY ANDY BOROWITZ

HOUSTON (The Borowitz Report)—National Rifle Association C.E.O. Wayne LaPierre used his opening speech at the N.R.A.’s national convention today to highlight several challenges facing the organization, including what he called “the rising cost of Senators.”

“Over the past few years, we’ve seen the price of purchasing a Senator surge astronomically,” he told the N.R.A. faithful. “Unless something is done to make Senators more affordable, the ability of a tiny lobbying group to overrule the wishes of ninety per cent of the American people will be in jeopardy.”

The days are over, he said, when “you could buy a Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) for little more than pocket change.”

“Now it costs thousands to purchase a marginally effective Senator like Kelly Ayotte (R-N.H.),” he said.

Mr. LaPierre was followed at the podium by the former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, the rock musician Ted Nugent, and several other people who would not pass background checks.

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Labour is prior to, and independent of capital. Capital is only the fruit of labour, and could never have existed if labour had not first existed. Labour is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration.
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