I would so pay to hear Cowell tell him, "Eric... I'm sorry. There's bad... and then there's you. I mean, you sound like a cat in a vacuum cleaner. You have the personality of a handle and you look like one of those creatures that live in the jungle with those massive eyes."
It would be a great game show... Get Bob Barker out of retirement, he comes up and greets the Speaker of House and speaks into his mic "Eric Cantor come on down you're the next Represesntative in the House"
After Cantor speaks, those in the House boo or cheer, say higher or lower and then vote
Barker reads the results and ends with " remember to help control the political population have your Representative or Senator spade, neutered and lobotomized"
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