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That was very good.. Thanks for the laugh, Glad to know that we Lebanites aren't the only ones aware of Sweet Home LMBO
Hang in there !
ROFLMAO! Loved it!
Donna, that was priceless! LOL! Thanks for the laugh, Hon!
Nance in Oregon
"Don't judge your success by how far you still have to go, judge it by how far you have already come."
Strive to be a glowworm, Cause a glowworm's never glum....
How can you be gloomy with the sun shining out your bum?!
My friend sent this to me I thought it was time for a good laugh. Enjoy everybody
OREGON BARBIE DOLLS
This blithe little number comes with a travel coffee mug and optional scrubs
for working at Good Samaritan. She also comes with a Volvo that has a OSU
alum sticker in the back window. The bike rack comes standard. Other
clothing included: jogging outfit and Beaver t-shirt. Bicycle and HP-worker
Ken doll sold separately.
Lake Oswego Barbie:
This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with a Mercedes 4WD SUV, a
Prada handbag and matching Nike Yoga ensemble. She has a master's degree and
double-majored, but has the luxury of being a stay-at-home mom with Ken's
generous salary. She comes with a Percocet prescription and Botox. Starbucks
mug and traffic-jamming Blackberry internet/cell phone device sold
separately. Husband Ken is into fishing, golfing,baseball and is often
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, switchblade, '78 El
Camino with dark tinted windows, and a meth lab kit. Boyfriend Ken is in
jail. This model is available at most pawn shops, but only after dark and it
can only be purchased with cash - preferably small bills, unless you're a
cop, then we don't know what you're talking about.
Sweet Home Barbie:
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie comes with a pair of high-heeled
sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of
Auburn Barbie's trailer. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans,
fake fingernails, strawberry lip gloss and a see-through halter top.
Purchase her Mustang convertible separately and get a Confederate flag
bumper sticker absolutely free. Boyfriend Ken is in treatment.
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans 2 sizes too small,
steel-toed cowboy boots, a classic Metallica T-shirt, and a Tweedy Bird
tattoo on her shoulder. She has fake fingernails, a six-pack of Budweiser,
and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over a distance of 6 feet and
kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when she is drunk. Also available is the
gold-toned cubic zirconium ring that Ken gave her after another one of his
"episodes" with his boss's daughter. Comes with Barbie's Dream Double-Wide
East-Side Portland Barbie:
Pregnant at purchase, this Barbie comes with a stroller and bus pass. Also
included is a G.E.D. and a completely filled out food stamps form.
Construction worker Ken and his '82 Caddy are optional.
This Barbie is made out of recycled plastic and tofu. She has long straight
brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no make-up, and Birkenstocks with
white socks. She does not want, or need, a Ken doll. If you purchase the
optional Subaru Outback (LAV- lesbian assault vehicle), you will receive a
free rainbow flag sticker