I have been told of 3 earthquakes on the news that I did not feel.
I have heard the amazing grinding of a fourth one that was under Lake Ontario... I thought a train had crashed off the tracks. Everyone in the house yelled out, "What is THAT?"
We had no tsunami here on the west coast of Canada, but all day yesterday that had been warnings to stay away from the shores.
There ain't much fun in medicine, but there's a heck of a lot of medicine in fun.
- Josh Billings, 19th Century Humorist
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