My exboyfriends exgirlfriend (keeping up) had his baby this morning. Picture posted, the following thought process happened:
Awwwwwwwwww look at the baby!
Awwwww look at the ears!
Awww....I'm so glad it is just a picture.
For one second my ovaries screamed, then the logic kicked in and I thought about stinky nappies and sleepless nights and how I would be sleeping soundly tonight and I would never have to deal with anyone elses poo. My life is good, how about yours?
~Jess~
There are no shortcuts. No magic bullets. No secret spells. What works is hard work, dedication, and a daily dose of chocolate.
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