My exboyfriends exgirlfriend (keeping up) had his baby this morning. Picture posted, the following thought process happened:
Awwwwwwwwww look at the baby!
Awwwww look at the ears!
Awww....I'm so glad it is just a picture.
For one second my ovaries screamed, then the logic kicked in and I thought about stinky nappies and sleepless nights and how I would be sleeping soundly tonight and I would never have to deal with anyone elses poo. My life is good, how about yours?
There are no shortcuts. No magic bullets. No secret spells. What works is hard work, dedication, and a daily dose of chocolate.
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