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9/24/08 8:47 A

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'Chuck'le of the Day:

Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00.

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'

Chuck replied, 'Well, then, just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Chuck said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'the farmer asked,
'What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00 .'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

Chuck grew up and works for the government.

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DDOORN's Photo DDOORN Posts: 23,394
9/23/08 12:37 P

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Thx for the Genisoy tip! I have GOT to make the effort to get to that discount store!

There is something about the pace of life intensifying after Labor Day...it seems to get crazy / busy for me right through MLK Day!

Good for you to get your workout in whatever way you can!

Don

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BOUDICA26's Photo BOUDICA26 Posts: 246
9/23/08 10:17 A

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Hello all...Back to school has had me ridiculously busy! My daughter is a sophomore and a cheerleader..it's one activity after another. This weekend is homecoming.

I've been trying to be good..It's harder to squeeze in excercise when I have to pick her up, so I've been walking on my lunch hours, then I go to the gym after work. I am also trying to find ways to increase my protein intake because I was starting to OD on carbs again. I am hooked on Genisoy bars. They are about 200 calories, but some have 14 grams of protein. I pick them up CHEAP at the Discount grocery..4 for a buck!!!!! (They are 2 bucks each in any othe store) I also stuff my daughters bag with them, since she is working out 6 days a week.



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DDOORN's Photo DDOORN Posts: 23,394
9/23/08 7:17 A

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No I missed the spinach...! My OTHER favorite! DOUBLE Woo hoo! :-)

Don

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LADYWEZ's Photo LADYWEZ SparkPoints: (34,054)
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9/23/08 5:21 A

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did you see that fresh spinach is on sale too? My turn to make salad for work. We are having great salad today. Fresh spinach and peppers to add. Should be yummy.

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DDOORN's Photo DDOORN Posts: 23,394
9/22/08 2:42 P

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Nothing wrong with wanting a breather...! :-)

Hey, I'm in the money! Red peppers are still on sale @ Price Chopper for $1.49 / lb! Woo hoo!

Don

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9/16/08 10:48 P

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Frazzled is my middle name! How sad is this -- I was actually kind of happy today that my 10 year old was sick enough to be kept home from school. No school meant no football practice, which meant no having to figure out how to do football practice and open house for 12 year old all in the same night with only one vehicle. It's so wrong of me, I know.

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9/16/08 3:50 P

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Since returning from MI I've been so frazzled for time with so many competing things on my mind, needing action. Keeping up with treadmill, but missing my biking...!

Gotta run! :-)

Don

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"We either make ourselves miserable or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same." --- Carlos Castaneda

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TARA925's Photo TARA925 Posts: 959
9/16/08 11:43 A

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I figured we could use a spot to just say hi, talk about diet, or exercise, or something totally off topic.. just a place to relax and get to know one another.. so, here ya go..

HELLO :) hehe emoticon

If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution.

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