Here's another funny I found...
The Old Lady And The Atheist
There was a little old lady who would step out on her porch every day, raise her arms to the sky and yell, "HalelluYah." One day, an atheist bought the house next door and became very irritated with her. After a month or so of her yelling, "HalelluYah" from her porch, he went outside on his porch and yelled back, "There is no god." Yet, the little old lady continued.
One cold, wintry day, when the little old lady couldn't get to the store, she went out on her porch, raised her hands up to the sky and said, "Help me Yahveh, I have no way to the store, it's cold, and I have no more food."
The next morning, she went outside, and there were three bags of food on the porch, enough to last her a week. "HalelluYah," she yelled. The Atheist stepped out from the bushes and said, "There is no god, ha ha ha, I bought those groceries!" The little old lady raised her arms to the sky and said, "HalelluYah, Yashua sent me groceries and made the devil pay for them!"
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