I have a few:
-you tell your supervisor "I have to go home. Ya'll buy CHEAP TOILET PAPER"
-You have pushed your way past the guy in the gas station....you know the one...."NO PUBLIC RESTROOM" on the door...telling him if he does not let you use the bathroom he's gonna need a mop in front of the register.
-You have started unbuttoning your pants before you get out of the car.
-Talking about poop and poop-related issues doesn't embarrass you... cause, hey, once you've crapped on yourself in public? NOTHING embarrasses you.
-you take Imodium as a PREVENTATIVE before you eat.
Hope some of these made you laugh.... :)
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Spring to Summer 5% Challenge - Cloverleaf
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
It's not what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. It's how you REACT to the "what doesn't kill you" that makes you stronger.
| Pounds lost: 25.6