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7/23/12 3:51 P

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When you are working real hard in a cardio-kickboxing class, and suddenly you are one jump away from messing your own pants :(
Happened to me last week. I had to do low impact for the last half of class.

The urgency thing is fairly new to me, and oh boy! I am learning where all the department store bathrooms are!

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6/2/12 9:44 P

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;)...
When you go to the ER and the Doctor asks..."On a scale of 1-10, one being no pain, ten being the worst pain you've ever felt" How bad do you hurt.... My reply is usually..."Where does "Oh dear god kill me NOW"land on your scale???
Oh, this is also the same crappy dr. I've had four times who treats me like Im a drug addict JUST there to get Lortabs... grrrr...

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6/2/12 4:49 P

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WICCANCHICK73, Every single one!!

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6/2/12 1:33 A

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I have a few:
-you tell your supervisor "I have to go home. Ya'll buy CHEAP TOILET PAPER"
-You have pushed your way past the guy in the gas station....you know the one...."NO PUBLIC RESTROOM" on the door...telling him if he does not let you use the bathroom he's gonna need a mop in front of the register.
-You have started unbuttoning your pants before you get out of the car.
-Talking about poop and poop-related issues doesn't embarrass you... cause, hey, once you've crapped on yourself in public? NOTHING embarrasses you.
-you take Imodium as a PREVENTATIVE before you eat.

Hope some of these made you laugh.... :)

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4/18/12 12:07 A

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When you're not pregnant, you feel like you're in labor (and have had a kid, so you have a basis for comparison) and the ER doctor writes it up as "abdominal pain" then sends you home with a little paper describing abdominal pain in general after having done precisely nothing... and you want to punch him for it.

Just your typical Saturday night.

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3/22/12 1:30 P

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I'm guessing if SparkPeople were to keep track of such things, BOTTLEOFWHITE's previous post would be near the top of their list of Most Bizarre First Posts Ever. But we Crohn's people get it!
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3/21/12 9:24 P

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You look into the toilet and smile because you're proud of the poop you just took!

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3/16/12 11:09 A

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You cancel a doctor's appointment b/c you are sick.

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1/15/12 11:32 A

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We had a thread, link below, started in Aug 09. You can tell by the answers it was before laptops were more common than PCs. If I were still tethered to the bathroom as I was a few years ago, you can bet I'd be taking my laptop along to keep me entertained. And, it made me laugh to look back and realize I still have the same handheld Tetris game there to wile away the time.
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1/15/12 2:00 A

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-You have your pharmacy on speed dial

-You've routinely taken your laptop into the bathroom to keep up conversations on Facebook chat or to finish the article you're reading.

-Other people fake sick to get out of work/school. You fake feeling well to GO to work/school.

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1/12/12 8:04 P

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You know you have crohn's when...You're the youngest patient the colonoscopy nurses have ever prepped!



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1/10/12 8:10 P

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Needlefrau, too hilarious! And so true!

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1/1/12 5:46 P

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You're too full to eat anything when you've finished taking your meds.

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8/25/11 6:35 P

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You dread going to the bathroom in any public place.....people look at you when you come out of the bathroom, and you know why....

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8/17/11 3:38 P

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LOL, RealGirl, and a change of clothes ;)

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8/16/11 11:39 P

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the emergency kit in your trunk does NOT contain jumper cables, a flashlight and deicer BUT does contain toilet paper, fresh undies and plastic baggies!!

too true, too true! thanks for the laughter ya'll it IS my favorite medicine!!

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8/16/11 2:10 P

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the first thing you do when you walk into any business establishment is locate, visually, the bathroom- and if you can't locate it within 30 seconds- you walk out.

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8/16/11 1:48 P

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You know you have Crohn's when your at a restaurant.. just finished a meal with friends and you try to keep the conversation going as long as you can because you don't know if you might need to be close to a washroom... so there is no way you want to start the drive home. emoticon

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8/12/11 5:46 A

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You think nothing of using the porta potty at a construction site when going for your daily walk.

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8/11/11 4:26 P

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...you carry a baggie filled with toilet paper in your purse.
emoticon team leader says it's a great idea (Crohn's people *have* to have a sense of humor).

Please, everyone, feel free to start any topic thread you'd like.

Edited by: CAPTHAMMER at: 8/11/2011 (16:29)
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8/9/11 8:25 P

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I've been meaning to start this topic for a while. I was hoping to get this group going, and mean this as a way for us all to laugh and bond (hope that's ok, team leader.)

Ex... You know where all the clean restrooms are.

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