ERMA BOMBECK QUOTES II
1)House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.
2)Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
3)For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.
4)Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
5)Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
6)I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years "
7)I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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