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Erma could make the everyday seem new and funny. Thanks for sharing these.
Lost 65 lbs and maintained since 2006.
I love them!!
I WALKED RIGHT OUT OF THE MACHINERY - Solsbury Park
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye."
~Antoine de St Exupery
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I believe I agree with all of those! LOL
Whatever we expect with confidence becomes our self-fulfilling phophecy. - Brian Tracy
Thanks for the laughs! I love Erma B. quotes.
You have exactly one life in which to do everything you'll ever do. Act Accordingly.
ERMA BOMBECK QUOTES
1)I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
2)My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
3)People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
4)In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm braceleT.
5)If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
6)The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
7)Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.