ERMA BOMBECK QUOTES
1)I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
2)My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
3)People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
4)In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm braceleT.
5)If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
6)The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
7)Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
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